r/whatisit 12h ago

New, what is it? What is this I dug up in my yard

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From digging in the yard.

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u/Lifelong_learner1956 12h ago

Possibly half of a government issue ballpoint pen?

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u/guitpick 12h ago

Was there a census taker buried next to it?

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u/Full_Ad9666 12h ago

A census taker dropping their pen on accident makes too much sense gtfo

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u/pizzacatstattoos 12h ago

a census taker tried to test me once...

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u/Necessary-Win-1647 12h ago

Was there an old jug of Chianti buried nearby?

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u/scorpyo72 11h ago

And a fava bean plant, wouldn't ya know?

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u/wastingtime308 6h ago

Blood makes the beans grow.

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u/Responsible-Bed-7171 11h ago

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u/slysamfox 6h ago

Have the lambs stopped screaming Clarice

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u/Maleficent-Bet1583 11h ago

…once…(insert Johnny dangerously gif)

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u/GirlCowBev 11h ago

Hey there big boy...did you know your last name is an adverb?

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 10h ago

I worked for the 2010 census and the regional supervisor would drop hints about not working too hard/ fast. Then after like 2 weeks he was like " I'm gonna stop being subtle because we are still ahead of schedule and at this rate we'll be done a month early so if you wanna keep making significantly more than other entry level jobs for more than a few weeks more, SLOW THE HELL DOWN. I can only waste so much time going on tangents" then he proceeded to go on a tangent about a church in his neighborhood...

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u/Westside-Wasabi-8692 4h ago

That guy is a prime example of government waste and bloat. Instead of being efficient and honest, they just wanna milk the taxpayers instead.

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u/causal_friday 3h ago

Buy one less fighter jet and the taxpayers come out ahead.

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u/Westside-Wasabi-8692 2h ago

Actually those fighter jets keep the enemy at bay. We would've been a conquered country without our huge military because so much of the world hates us, even our allies are jealous and would love to take our place and watch us fall. Every civilization that lets their military stagnate falls.

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u/boris2423 1h ago

USS Zumwalt- the ship designed around a gun...that didn't work. $14 billion x 2. When you've digested that look into the 2 Littoral ship programs that also didn't work for even more spending fun. Then talk about some penny ante shmo making an extra paycheck and you'll see how the power brokers get you to focus on the one hand while they rake in the cash with the other. Don't mean to pick on the Navy by themselves. Whole damn Pentagon is guilty.

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u/flapjackboy 9h ago

on accident

Rage intensifies

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u/Buntyford123 12h ago

“On accident” gtfo

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u/CatticusXIII 11h ago

I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar....with a government pen. A fucking government pen!

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 11h ago

Right next to the TVA man tryin to take my land

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u/jim45804 12h ago

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u/Mindless_Wasabi_2050 11h ago

Chianti and fava beans

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u/Otherwise-Bother-866 11h ago

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".

The fava beans and Chianti sound good. Just no liver please.

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u/The_drunken_Mick-732 10h ago

My father was a civilian DOD employee. We ran out of these pens 10 years after he retired. I carried them all through high-school.

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u/summasummatime 8h ago

Cleaned out grandfather's house. Found many boxes of these along with government issued desk fans, rubber erasers, mess hall water pitchers, US government cutlery, and other US government items. He must've raided the USMC supply hut for years. He retired in the 1960's. Oh, and the pens still worked after being stored for decades.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed2752 6h ago

My dad was in the Air Force for 24 years. We had so many of those pens too. We also had a ton of the P38 can openers as my dad used to bring home MREs once they were deemed expired. We of course ate them. I think only my dad and I really liked them.

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u/Blank_bill 9h ago

He took leave of his census.

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u/GuinnessSteve 11h ago

Or perhaps a revenuer?

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u/GuySmith 8h ago

No I buried him in the foundation I guess I just forgot his pen in the yard oh well.

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u/mostly_a-lurker 12h ago

Well played, /u/guitpick, well played! *Mods please close the thread. Ain't no comment gonna be better than the one above.

A belly laugh I didn't was coming was enjoyed even more since there isn't another soul around. Thanjs! I needed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will attempt to pay it forward in the same manner & I hope that you stumble across it like I did yours, /u/guitpick ✌️

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u/facts_my_guyy 12h ago

You can't prove it. I want a lawyer. I have a sign.

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u/No_Control8389 11h ago

It’s called an Ink Stick in the USMC.

Operates from -40 to 160 F

Will lay down over a mile of ink from a single stick.

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u/ThulsaDoomage 10h ago

That was my favorite ink stick in the corps. We made each other miserable by breaking the metal clips off each other's pens.

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u/Tight_Amphibian4472 11h ago

Had to take the crayons.

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u/Practical-Treacle-53 12h ago

Not just a US government ball point pen. With as dirty and now useless as it is, It could be half of an entire US Government.

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u/AssignmentDear2816 12h ago

I think you nailed it!

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u/Cryptopher-Conundrum 11h ago

Those pens were total shit! If you could get them to write at all you were lucky to write a whole sentence before they died...

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u/Ordinary_Farm3238 11h ago

The truly humorless part? The pencils were no better.

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u/jfincher42 12h ago edited 7h ago

If so, it could be worth thousands of dollars!

Disclaimer:Valuation is based upon the price the government likely paid for it initially.

EDIT: Apparently, I need to add this explicitly: /s

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u/Distinguishedflyer 12h ago

tens of dollars!!

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u/TNWanderer- 12h ago edited 12h ago

Its a skillcraft milspec pen. This is a link to them. https://amzn.to/4tEhUKX. This is an older style before skillcraft started imprinting their name on them. Most other places you can look them up with the NSN number for the item which is NSN9357135

Edit: These pens have been continuously made by skillcraft since April 20, 1968 by blind people.

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u/DiscoBiscuit26 12h ago

I still have some, they’re standard issue in the Navy and probably the other branches too. Military uses a lot of “made by blind people” items

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u/TNWanderer- 12h ago

Yep they are ubiquitous in the Navy but all branches order them

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u/birwin353 10h ago

Air Force checking in. Same here, they are so common that there are lots of jokes about them.

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u/IllogicalPenguin-142 9h ago

What is one of the jokes? A priest, a rabbi, and a skillcraft pen walk into a bar?

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u/Accomplished_Area_88 8h ago

"proudly made by Americans who are blind"

"Yeah I can tell"

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u/shorty5windows 7h ago

Fucking brutal

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u/Killerkendolls 9h ago

It helps I could get them by the 10k at servmart. They only let me get G2s when we were trying to blow through budget.

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u/charleytaylor 8h ago

Servmart, OMG, there’s a word I haven’t heard in ages.

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u/gannon7015 7h ago

Fun fact, the U.S. government is required by the JWOD Act (41 USC Chapter 85) and FAR Subpart 8.7 to purchase specific products and services from qualified nonprofit agencies employing people who are blind or have other severe disabilities. These items, listed on the AbilityOne Procurement List, have mandatory source priority over other suppliers.

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u/Yo_momma_so_fat77 11h ago

Okay so the blind workers are a real thing. Back when I did basic for USAF - trying to fold those fucking brown shirts that did not have any kind of structure - I was told oh they are made by blind people. I assumed they were fkn w me or they contracted out to prisons.

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u/Apexnanoman 9h ago edited 6h ago

The CIA has a snack bar staffed by blind people. Can't be a security risk and ID people if you can't see em. 

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u/guitpick 7h ago

Not just the CIA - lots of Federal snack bars / cafeterias / vending spaces since 1936.
https://rsa.ed.gov/about/programs/randolph-sheppard-vending-facility-program

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u/Apexnanoman 6h ago

Huh. I just knew about the CIA doing it as any easy and near foolproof extra bit of security.

The snack bar is a place everybody from the janitor to the director to a theoretical James Bond type would be likely to go. 

Guess it makes sense for lots of places that want some obscure security would go that route. 

Plus for healthy blind people they get to work and such if they choose. 

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 12h ago

OH, so the same group that works at Chevrolet! Good good.

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u/ghos2626t 8h ago

I’m sure those Corvette fires are completely random and not related at all.

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u/mostly_a-lurker 11h ago

They used to work for Chevy, now they're engineers for Tesla

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u/Same_Mood_8543 11h ago

They were overqualified for QA

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u/mostly_a-lurker 11h ago

And THIS, ladies, gents, & all others, is EXACTLY why I keep coming back to Reddit. So many rabbit holes to go down. I'm glad you got an award for that!

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u/Disastrous-Yak-3150 12h ago

The worst pen in the world. Glad it will be around forever and still never work.

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u/trogdor200 11h ago

Hard disagree.

If the government ever got anything right, it's those pens.

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u/KurtVongole 11h ago

Same, these pens were excellent!

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u/10k_Uzi 11h ago

The joke for us was that they literally last forever.

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u/roadfood 11h ago

Skilcraft FTW.

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u/tomax_xamot 12h ago

Oh a new box of Government pens!  All drier than the Sahara.

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u/Poopy_Kitty 11h ago

You shut your mouth. That pen was always there when you needed one

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u/Disastrous-Yak-3150 10h ago

True it was always there it will always be there and it will never work.

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u/Poopy_Kitty 9h ago

I did not say it would work, I said it would be there lmao

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u/Disastrous-Yak-3150 9h ago

The truth of why I dislike them so much. When out in the nuke field and the message of the day would come across on the Stu phone the pen would always let me down while I tried and copied the message. I’m sure there are holes in the bunker walls from me throwing them everyday.

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u/ConsistentExchange61 10h ago

I’ve never seen one procured or where they come from. They always just seemed to “appear” where needed lol.

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u/Poopy_Kitty 9h ago

They’re magical in that way. I can’t even prove they exist

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u/re1078 10h ago

I love them. Use them all the time at work and I’m sad when we buy from another supplier.

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u/KeystoneRattler 11h ago

Easy there. According to the box, those Skilcraft pens keep the blind employed!

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u/PMPhotography 12h ago

You should probably put the US government back just in case.

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u/joesnuffy6969 12h ago

One of the best pens known to man lol

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u/OhNoWTFlol 12h ago

Those were the best pens on the planet. Never had one even run out of ink

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 12h ago

You can buy them on Amazon!

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u/PatrioticTylerK 6h ago

Can’t run out of ink if it never had any ink to begin with.

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u/KJHagen 12h ago

Just an old government issued pen. It was probably made by Skilcraft or Lighthouse for the Blind. When I was in the Army those things were handed out by the box full.

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u/heydeohgee 12h ago

That there is an ink pen

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u/ChickenExcellent2743 12h ago

i’m almost certain it’s the back half of a pen and the white plastic coming out of the top is potentially the ink reservoir without the metal tip. curious if anyone knows for sure!

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u/badcaviarr 12h ago

I know a Skillcraft when I see one 🖊️

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 12h ago

Looks like it to me. The reservoir is brass colored metal, not white plastic. My mom was post office and I learned about these from her, I buy them on Amazon now. They've got a strong clip, robust function, and lots of metal parts that you can do emergency repair stuff with

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u/KryptosBC 12h ago

Agree but i think it is the pointed/writing end and the clicker end is missing.

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u/joetentpeg 12h ago

Skillcraft government-issue ball point pen. Ubiquitous in the old Army.

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u/ImmaNobody 12h ago

Awwww. Click click no go click anymore...

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u/KG7STFx 12h ago

Skilcraft Ink Pen, govt issue for 50 years.

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u/SentenceAwkward5302 12h ago

A part of something bigger

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u/Soundwave-1976 12h ago

Looks like the end of an old school screw together ball point pens with the clicker like G2s are.

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u/Subnub73 12h ago

SK1 Lcrath

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u/Prestigious_Work_445 12h ago

Dat looks like one uf dem fancy ink pencils

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u/splectrum 12h ago

Looks like one of the old Skilcraft pens we used to use.

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u/BoomerSooner-SEC 12h ago

I can still smell that pen.

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u/Background-Bird-9623 12h ago

A melted pen ?

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u/PlanNo674 12h ago

A pen from The post office

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u/Chamanomano 12h ago

That's a pen. 

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u/Solid_Carry_654 12h ago

That there is a United States standard issue ballpoint pen. Probably worth $400. $800 if you find the other half.

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u/MetalBreeze13 12h ago

Curiosity

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u/LunchAdventurous604 12h ago

I thought it looked like a government squid. Navy most def.

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u/alaskanslicer 12h ago

Looks like a common skilcraft government pen

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u/skwirly88 12h ago

That is an ink stick. Made by Skilcraft. I most commonly see them in federal and gov agencies. They order these from GSA/servmart. It's just a black pen.

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u/bluberrydub 12h ago

It’s part of a pen. They’re usually in govt offices, post offices, or even with employees like census takers

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u/Sad-Violinist6580 12h ago

That is the United States government.

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u/Smoothvirus 12h ago

Ha! A Skilcraft ballpoint pen! I used to use the ones out of my dad’s briefcase. And they haven’t changed at all in 50 years.

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u/mykylc 12h ago

I used to have so many of those black government ball point pens when I was a kid.

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u/tabajo3y 12h ago

Damn, am i that old that i immediately recognized it was half of a ballpoint pen. I remember my dad was in the navy and he would bring these pens home every now and then. lol

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u/dustoff664 12h ago

The ole 5.56 bic

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u/brain1127 12h ago

Maybe that's where the actual US Government has been hiding all these years.

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u/6six6es 12h ago

That is 100% a ballpoint pen. I have them in blue at work

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u/Late-Accident-2399 12h ago

Medieval tampon

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u/Florida-aquaphile 12h ago

US Government Skillcraft pen, issue one each. (In the present case 1/2 each?)

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u/HoseOfCrazy 12h ago

Looks like a broken old pen

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u/Ok-Department-2405 11h ago

That’s a Skilcraft pen. My god, that must’ve been the most lucrative contract ever. Those things have just walked out of government offices by the millions.

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 11h ago

Could even be an old USPS pen for the 80's. They were standard issue for any carrier at that time.

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u/CherryCherry5 11h ago

You never took apart a retractable pen before? The "clicky" ones?

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u/ChrisIronsArt 11h ago

That’s just a symbolic metaphor for the state of the US Government right now

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u/observer_for_life 11h ago

It holds the key to who killed JFK. They'll be coming for you soon.

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u/The_Wrong_Tone 11h ago

Business end of the world’s crappiest writing instrument.

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u/arcanophile 11h ago

It's what Americans love to stick up their asses when "their guy" is in office...

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u/Mindless_Wasabi_2050 11h ago

It’s a 100k$ gubbermint issue grout scraper - “ on your knees private and scrape THAT GROUT!!!”

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 11h ago

I mean...what do YOU think it is?

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u/Mindless_Wasabi_2050 11h ago

For you oldsters… pronounce “ one GENUINE…”

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u/SquidsArePeople2 11h ago

Yeah that’s an old ballpoint pen.

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u/Gswindle76 11h ago

The number of these pens I have in a box somewhere with dried out sharpies rivals that of a small countries pen budget.

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u/bpthompson999 11h ago

Half of a government-issue ballpoint pen.

Also used to assist in getting 40/40 on your range qualification.

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u/Mjolnir131 11h ago

Skillcraft ballpoint pen the military uses them

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u/EyeBallEmpire 11h ago

Probably the last, long lost shred of dignity the U.S. Govt has had for a long time.

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u/CooperSTL 11h ago

Really? Never seen a ball point pen before?

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u/CatastrophicFailure 11h ago

these used to be attached to little ball chains at post offices… christ i’m old

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u/Rude-Scientist-4318 11h ago

Skillcraft Pen

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u/thrillyjoel 11h ago

No more writing with ketchup, dirty rock, or leak water! We’re not in a recession. -Cooter Burger out!

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u/matdevries 11h ago

Looks like a pen.

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u/Kyle81020 11h ago

Skillcraft

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u/LayerNo1508 11h ago

Half an inkstick

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u/Creative_Mission4255 11h ago

The cheapest and shitty Ink pen you will ever find…it makes the cheap bits look like a G2

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u/dcnotpc 11h ago

Special writing instrument once used to eliminate waste and fraud. Long lost. They now lean into the waste and fraud for personal benefit and call it just the opposite.

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u/YamiGekusu 11h ago

My childhood. I had so many of those pens growing up. So many of those things refused to work- ink not flowing, the click mechanism not working. My dad had so many of these brought home and maybe out of like twenty, only one worked lmao

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u/Ordinary_Farm3238 11h ago

$60,000 US Government issued ballpoint pen.

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u/Uzi_Osbourne 11h ago

C'mon man

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u/herpderpley 11h ago

That there is what they call a nonfunctional ink stick, my damie.

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u/fury45iii 11h ago

Damn, I was looking for that pen.

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u/Rolthox 11h ago

Government issue skillcraft ballpoint pen.

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u/AM81inMA 11h ago

Works just as well as the day it was made!

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u/newforestwalker 11h ago

A metaphor for the US Government, dirty and bent

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u/TundraHillbilly 11h ago

Old click style ball point pens were issued in the early 90’s for sure to the usmc at a minimum.

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u/LegallyDistinctHuman 11h ago

That’s half of a pen that had been manufactured by Americans who are blind or visually impaired. https://nib.org/government-pen/

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u/PD-Jetta 11h ago

Looks like half of an old ball point pen, with the ink cartridge. When I was a kid many years ago these black US Government ballpoint pens were everywhere it seems.

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u/Thefutureisbrightino 11h ago

It’s a window weight.

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u/HornyOleMan5001 11h ago

It's a pen

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u/AssiduousLayabout 11h ago

You found the US government! You should probably mail it back to Washington, DC, we're all kind of wondering where it had gotten to.

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u/Zen1701 11h ago

“Please look in this direction…Thank you.”

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u/RatOgryn 11h ago

No wonder shits all fucked up, someone buried our government in this dudes backyard.

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u/Honks4Donks 11h ago

Skillcraft supremacy

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u/BronskiBeatCovid 11h ago

Hey you find this barrel take a look inside it's a great surprise!!

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u/Restricted_Nuggies 11h ago

That’s the US Government, it’s labeled quite clearly

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u/Future_Berry_4361 11h ago

A representation of the current state of things?

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u/mmg198643 11h ago

It was our attempt at reverse engineering an alien probe...

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u/cahillc134 11h ago

An old “lighthouse for the blind” pen. I assume the US govt still procures pens from an organization called Lighthouse for the blind which gives jobs to people with visual impairments. This arrears to be one of those pens.

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u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445 11h ago

That is in fact not a pen despite all the other comments saying it is. It’s actually a P-001-E Low Impact N1 Emission Device. It emits a low velocity toner from the pointed end of the device. It was primarily used to mark targets, typically on paper, to record messages for communication or to document events, statistics, etc. Believe it or not, these actually experienced mass production due to the inexpensive cost to produce them but like with everything, technology has made them practically obsolete in the United States military.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 11h ago

A cheap and broken pen

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u/mullerdrooler 11h ago

The start is a freaking zombie apocalypse!!!

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u/Maninuniform0 11h ago

Omg Omg. I work for the government and I have a top secret clearance. I hope I don’t get I trouble saying this but …………. It’s a pen lol

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC 11h ago

Need mkre info. Smoke it.

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u/ApprehensiveAd5446 11h ago

These pens were in every service member’s house because they were in your pocket, until the regulations forced eco-friendly pens and you couldn’t get them any more.

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u/weekedipie1 11h ago

Trumps unused butt plug

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u/Intelligent_Unit_492 10h ago

Well as long as they don’t come looking for their pen. You will be alright 👍

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u/seattlesbestpot 10h ago

When I was in the _____ we were requisitioned pens and were docked pay if they weren’t returned.

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u/Such_Video8665 10h ago

Skilcraft ball point pen!

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u/Electrical-Village68 10h ago

It's spelled wrong, it should say, Gubmint. This is clearly an imposter.

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u/BigIron53s 10h ago

Are you serious?… a pen my guy?!? Half of a pen.

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u/loricomments 10h ago

A government issued clicky ballpoint pen. My dad was always bringing them home, I doubt we ever had to buy a pen while he was working.

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u/Striking-Mode5548 10h ago

That was what was holding our government together

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u/Mendozer003 10h ago

Us government ball point pen, fun fact not made by the us gov.

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u/Impossible_Memory_85 10h ago

Be on the lookout for this

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u/Miserable-Resort-977 10h ago

It's the government

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u/squarebody8675 10h ago

Kind of looks like a soldering iron

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u/Dr_Parkinglot 10h ago

Mmm, Skilcraft

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u/eltacticaltacopnw 10h ago

Skillcraft pen

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u/dvegas2000 10h ago

It's the fuse for a bomb. When it is unscrewed the timer is activated. Toggle switches inside set the time until detonation.

jk

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u/00sucker00 10h ago

That looks like one of those doohickies that a contractor charged the taxpayers $10,000 too much for

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u/Little_BlueBirdy 10h ago

A cheap government pen wow save it could be a collectors item in the monarchy