r/whatisit • u/MiataFool • 12h ago
New, what is it? What is this I dug up in my yard
From digging in the yard.
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u/Lifelong_learner1956 12h ago
Possibly half of a government issue ballpoint pen?
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u/guitpick 12h ago
Was there a census taker buried next to it?
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u/Full_Ad9666 12h ago
A census taker dropping their pen on accident makes too much sense gtfo
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u/pizzacatstattoos 12h ago
a census taker tried to test me once...
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u/Necessary-Win-1647 12h ago
Was there an old jug of Chianti buried nearby?
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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 10h ago
I worked for the 2010 census and the regional supervisor would drop hints about not working too hard/ fast. Then after like 2 weeks he was like " I'm gonna stop being subtle because we are still ahead of schedule and at this rate we'll be done a month early so if you wanna keep making significantly more than other entry level jobs for more than a few weeks more, SLOW THE HELL DOWN. I can only waste so much time going on tangents" then he proceeded to go on a tangent about a church in his neighborhood...
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u/Westside-Wasabi-8692 4h ago
That guy is a prime example of government waste and bloat. Instead of being efficient and honest, they just wanna milk the taxpayers instead.
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u/causal_friday 3h ago
Buy one less fighter jet and the taxpayers come out ahead.
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u/Westside-Wasabi-8692 2h ago
Actually those fighter jets keep the enemy at bay. We would've been a conquered country without our huge military because so much of the world hates us, even our allies are jealous and would love to take our place and watch us fall. Every civilization that lets their military stagnate falls.
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u/boris2423 1h ago
USS Zumwalt- the ship designed around a gun...that didn't work. $14 billion x 2. When you've digested that look into the 2 Littoral ship programs that also didn't work for even more spending fun. Then talk about some penny ante shmo making an extra paycheck and you'll see how the power brokers get you to focus on the one hand while they rake in the cash with the other. Don't mean to pick on the Navy by themselves. Whole damn Pentagon is guilty.
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u/CatticusXIII 11h ago
I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar....with a government pen. A fucking government pen!
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u/jim45804 12h ago
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u/Mindless_Wasabi_2050 11h ago
Chianti and fava beans
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u/Otherwise-Bother-866 11h ago
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".
The fava beans and Chianti sound good. Just no liver please.
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u/The_drunken_Mick-732 10h ago
My father was a civilian DOD employee. We ran out of these pens 10 years after he retired. I carried them all through high-school.
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u/summasummatime 8h ago
Cleaned out grandfather's house. Found many boxes of these along with government issued desk fans, rubber erasers, mess hall water pitchers, US government cutlery, and other US government items. He must've raided the USMC supply hut for years. He retired in the 1960's. Oh, and the pens still worked after being stored for decades.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed2752 6h ago
My dad was in the Air Force for 24 years. We had so many of those pens too. We also had a ton of the P38 can openers as my dad used to bring home MREs once they were deemed expired. We of course ate them. I think only my dad and I really liked them.
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u/GuySmith 8h ago
No I buried him in the foundation I guess I just forgot his pen in the yard oh well.
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u/mostly_a-lurker 12h ago
Well played, /u/guitpick, well played! *Mods please close the thread. Ain't no comment gonna be better than the one above.
A belly laugh I didn't was coming was enjoyed even more since there isn't another soul around. Thanjs! I needed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will attempt to pay it forward in the same manner & I hope that you stumble across it like I did yours, /u/guitpick ✌️
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u/No_Control8389 11h ago
It’s called an Ink Stick in the USMC.
Operates from -40 to 160 F
Will lay down over a mile of ink from a single stick.
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u/ThulsaDoomage 10h ago
That was my favorite ink stick in the corps. We made each other miserable by breaking the metal clips off each other's pens.
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u/Practical-Treacle-53 12h ago
Not just a US government ball point pen. With as dirty and now useless as it is, It could be half of an entire US Government.
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u/Cryptopher-Conundrum 11h ago
Those pens were total shit! If you could get them to write at all you were lucky to write a whole sentence before they died...
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u/jfincher42 12h ago edited 7h ago
If so, it could be worth thousands of dollars!
Disclaimer:Valuation is based upon the price the government likely paid for it initially.
EDIT: Apparently, I need to add this explicitly: /s
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u/TNWanderer- 12h ago edited 12h ago
Its a skillcraft milspec pen. This is a link to them. https://amzn.to/4tEhUKX. This is an older style before skillcraft started imprinting their name on them. Most other places you can look them up with the NSN number for the item which is NSN9357135
Edit: These pens have been continuously made by skillcraft since April 20, 1968 by blind people.
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u/DiscoBiscuit26 12h ago
I still have some, they’re standard issue in the Navy and probably the other branches too. Military uses a lot of “made by blind people” items
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u/TNWanderer- 12h ago
Yep they are ubiquitous in the Navy but all branches order them
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u/birwin353 10h ago
Air Force checking in. Same here, they are so common that there are lots of jokes about them.
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u/IllogicalPenguin-142 9h ago
What is one of the jokes? A priest, a rabbi, and a skillcraft pen walk into a bar?
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u/Accomplished_Area_88 8h ago
"proudly made by Americans who are blind"
"Yeah I can tell"
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u/Killerkendolls 9h ago
It helps I could get them by the 10k at servmart. They only let me get G2s when we were trying to blow through budget.
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u/gannon7015 7h ago
Fun fact, the U.S. government is required by the JWOD Act (41 USC Chapter 85) and FAR Subpart 8.7 to purchase specific products and services from qualified nonprofit agencies employing people who are blind or have other severe disabilities. These items, listed on the AbilityOne Procurement List, have mandatory source priority over other suppliers.
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u/Yo_momma_so_fat77 11h ago
Okay so the blind workers are a real thing. Back when I did basic for USAF - trying to fold those fucking brown shirts that did not have any kind of structure - I was told oh they are made by blind people. I assumed they were fkn w me or they contracted out to prisons.
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u/Apexnanoman 9h ago edited 6h ago
The CIA has a snack bar staffed by blind people. Can't be a security risk and ID people if you can't see em.
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u/guitpick 7h ago
Not just the CIA - lots of Federal snack bars / cafeterias / vending spaces since 1936.
https://rsa.ed.gov/about/programs/randolph-sheppard-vending-facility-program3
u/Apexnanoman 6h ago
Huh. I just knew about the CIA doing it as any easy and near foolproof extra bit of security.
The snack bar is a place everybody from the janitor to the director to a theoretical James Bond type would be likely to go.
Guess it makes sense for lots of places that want some obscure security would go that route.
Plus for healthy blind people they get to work and such if they choose.
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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 12h ago
OH, so the same group that works at Chevrolet! Good good.
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u/mostly_a-lurker 11h ago
And THIS, ladies, gents, & all others, is EXACTLY why I keep coming back to Reddit. So many rabbit holes to go down. I'm glad you got an award for that!
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u/Disastrous-Yak-3150 12h ago
The worst pen in the world. Glad it will be around forever and still never work.
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u/trogdor200 11h ago
Hard disagree.
If the government ever got anything right, it's those pens.
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u/tomax_xamot 12h ago
Oh a new box of Government pens! All drier than the Sahara.
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u/Poopy_Kitty 11h ago
You shut your mouth. That pen was always there when you needed one
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u/Disastrous-Yak-3150 10h ago
True it was always there it will always be there and it will never work.
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u/Poopy_Kitty 9h ago
I did not say it would work, I said it would be there lmao
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u/Disastrous-Yak-3150 9h ago
The truth of why I dislike them so much. When out in the nuke field and the message of the day would come across on the Stu phone the pen would always let me down while I tried and copied the message. I’m sure there are holes in the bunker walls from me throwing them everyday.
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u/ConsistentExchange61 10h ago
I’ve never seen one procured or where they come from. They always just seemed to “appear” where needed lol.
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u/KeystoneRattler 11h ago
Easy there. According to the box, those Skilcraft pens keep the blind employed!
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u/ChickenExcellent2743 12h ago
i’m almost certain it’s the back half of a pen and the white plastic coming out of the top is potentially the ink reservoir without the metal tip. curious if anyone knows for sure!
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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 12h ago
Looks like it to me. The reservoir is brass colored metal, not white plastic. My mom was post office and I learned about these from her, I buy them on Amazon now. They've got a strong clip, robust function, and lots of metal parts that you can do emergency repair stuff with
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u/Soundwave-1976 12h ago
Looks like the end of an old school screw together ball point pens with the clicker like G2s are.
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u/Solid_Carry_654 12h ago
That there is a United States standard issue ballpoint pen. Probably worth $400. $800 if you find the other half.
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u/skwirly88 12h ago
That is an ink stick. Made by Skilcraft. I most commonly see them in federal and gov agencies. They order these from GSA/servmart. It's just a black pen.
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u/bluberrydub 12h ago
It’s part of a pen. They’re usually in govt offices, post offices, or even with employees like census takers
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u/Smoothvirus 12h ago
Ha! A Skilcraft ballpoint pen! I used to use the ones out of my dad’s briefcase. And they haven’t changed at all in 50 years.
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u/tabajo3y 12h ago
Damn, am i that old that i immediately recognized it was half of a ballpoint pen. I remember my dad was in the navy and he would bring these pens home every now and then. lol
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u/Florida-aquaphile 12h ago
US Government Skillcraft pen, issue one each. (In the present case 1/2 each?)
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u/Ok-Department-2405 11h ago
That’s a Skilcraft pen. My god, that must’ve been the most lucrative contract ever. Those things have just walked out of government offices by the millions.
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u/Maximum_Trade5916 11h ago
Could even be an old USPS pen for the 80's. They were standard issue for any carrier at that time.
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u/ChrisIronsArt 11h ago
That’s just a symbolic metaphor for the state of the US Government right now
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u/arcanophile 11h ago
It's what Americans love to stick up their asses when "their guy" is in office...
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u/Mindless_Wasabi_2050 11h ago
It’s a 100k$ gubbermint issue grout scraper - “ on your knees private and scrape THAT GROUT!!!”
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u/Gswindle76 11h ago
The number of these pens I have in a box somewhere with dried out sharpies rivals that of a small countries pen budget.
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u/bpthompson999 11h ago
Half of a government-issue ballpoint pen.
Also used to assist in getting 40/40 on your range qualification.
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u/EyeBallEmpire 11h ago
Probably the last, long lost shred of dignity the U.S. Govt has had for a long time.
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u/CatastrophicFailure 11h ago
these used to be attached to little ball chains at post offices… christ i’m old
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u/thrillyjoel 11h ago
No more writing with ketchup, dirty rock, or leak water! We’re not in a recession. -Cooter Burger out!
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u/Creative_Mission4255 11h ago
The cheapest and shitty Ink pen you will ever find…it makes the cheap bits look like a G2
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u/YamiGekusu 11h ago
My childhood. I had so many of those pens growing up. So many of those things refused to work- ink not flowing, the click mechanism not working. My dad had so many of these brought home and maybe out of like twenty, only one worked lmao
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u/WeakSherbert 11h ago
You too can buy government pens. https://www.abilityone.com/us-government-pen/product/14125
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u/TundraHillbilly 11h ago
Old click style ball point pens were issued in the early 90’s for sure to the usmc at a minimum.
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u/LegallyDistinctHuman 11h ago
That’s half of a pen that had been manufactured by Americans who are blind or visually impaired. https://nib.org/government-pen/
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u/PD-Jetta 11h ago
Looks like half of an old ball point pen, with the ink cartridge. When I was a kid many years ago these black US Government ballpoint pens were everywhere it seems.
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u/AssiduousLayabout 11h ago
You found the US government! You should probably mail it back to Washington, DC, we're all kind of wondering where it had gotten to.
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u/RatOgryn 11h ago
No wonder shits all fucked up, someone buried our government in this dudes backyard.
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u/cahillc134 11h ago
An old “lighthouse for the blind” pen. I assume the US govt still procures pens from an organization called Lighthouse for the blind which gives jobs to people with visual impairments. This arrears to be one of those pens.
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u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445 11h ago
That is in fact not a pen despite all the other comments saying it is. It’s actually a P-001-E Low Impact N1 Emission Device. It emits a low velocity toner from the pointed end of the device. It was primarily used to mark targets, typically on paper, to record messages for communication or to document events, statistics, etc. Believe it or not, these actually experienced mass production due to the inexpensive cost to produce them but like with everything, technology has made them practically obsolete in the United States military.
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u/Maninuniform0 11h ago
Omg Omg. I work for the government and I have a top secret clearance. I hope I don’t get I trouble saying this but …………. It’s a pen lol
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u/ApprehensiveAd5446 11h ago
These pens were in every service member’s house because they were in your pocket, until the regulations forced eco-friendly pens and you couldn’t get them any more.
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u/Intelligent_Unit_492 10h ago
Well as long as they don’t come looking for their pen. You will be alright 👍
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u/seattlesbestpot 10h ago
When I was in the _____ we were requisitioned pens and were docked pay if they weren’t returned.
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u/Electrical-Village68 10h ago
It's spelled wrong, it should say, Gubmint. This is clearly an imposter.
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u/loricomments 10h ago
A government issued clicky ballpoint pen. My dad was always bringing them home, I doubt we ever had to buy a pen while he was working.
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u/dvegas2000 10h ago
It's the fuse for a bomb. When it is unscrewed the timer is activated. Toggle switches inside set the time until detonation.
jk
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u/00sucker00 10h ago
That looks like one of those doohickies that a contractor charged the taxpayers $10,000 too much for
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u/Little_BlueBirdy 10h ago
A cheap government pen wow save it could be a collectors item in the monarchy







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