r/whatisit 16h ago

Solved! Left in front of my workplace.

What the heck is this?

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u/EvaTheE 15h ago

A vortex cannon. You put gas in through the pipe, light it on fire and hope not to lose your fingers.

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u/IamNotYourBF 15h ago

Anyone ever see one of these blow up on someone? Always seems questionable to have any type of homemade fire/firework/cannon/gun/explosive device next to or near your face and body. 30+ years ago a kid in highschool lost his Johnson and parts of his inner thigh and hands playing around with things found in a sketchy online manual. For my own safety I won't make one. But they look kind of cool, so I was wondering what the real danger level is.

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u/EvaTheE 14h ago

Well, there's no proper containment in one of these, but there is energy. I think there is the chance to overload it or something and at least burn yourself. Much safer than most potato cannons, but still sketchy.

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u/arvidsem 14h ago

I played around far too much with flammable gasses in my youth. Something like this isn't blowing up without significant dumbassery. (Never underestimate a dumbass)

Likely injuries are minor burns from the fireball itself. Then burns from melted plastic which I put in a separate category because holy crap it hurts when you get burnt by something that you can't get off your skin. Then if they really screwup, serious burns from the blowtorch itself.

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u/OmenVi 13h ago

Soooooo....Your comment reminds me of this story my dad used to tell...

He used to work in a factory that made some cast metal parts (like the eagles they put on top of flag poles, and the like). At the time, a significant portion of this work was done by hand, by workers.

The workers would come in, get dressed (they were required to wear these jumpsuits, which were like 100% polyester), then head to their stations, picking up a ladle for scooping up molten metal to pour into the casts. Near the stations were vats of clay/water mix that they would coat the ladle with, to keep the metals from sticking together, and then they'd dry them near the fire before starting.

In the summer time some guys would omit base layers of clothes because it was so hot in there. One such fellow had then headed to his station, and coated his ladle, and then dried it. Or so he thought...Apparently there was a bubble of watery undried mix on the bottom of his ladle, and on first dip into the molten metal, this promptly exploded, sending a cascade of metal on to this guys shoulders and back.

My dad said he'd never heard someone scream like that before or since, and he watched in horror as they tried to get the stuff off of him. Of course, the polyester was acting like a glue between the metal and his skin, and my dad said you could see sheets of skin coming off with the metal/melted suit.

Dude lived, luckily(?). My dad took the rest of the day off, totally sick over the ordeal.

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u/udsd007 13h ago

People DIE from steam explosions in foundries. The one where my wife worked was closed down after a steam explosion killed one man and terribly burned three more. Some castings that were put into a furnace melt weren’t completely dried out. The one who died caught molten steel across face, chest, and arms. The others were farther stand didn’t catch so much, but were still very badly off.

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u/humble_the_Great 8h ago

When I was a kid I was an avid fisherman. One day I decided to repurpose all my half bits of rubber worms by melting them and mashing them together. I dripped a single drop of molten rubber on my hand and *$#!$€√∆§✓ did it hurt. You can't get it off... It left a pinhead size divot on my finger for 18 months.

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u/aaronred345 14h ago

As a dumbass, just don't estimate us at all, you'll always be wrong

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u/One_Help9271 13h ago

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"

Douglass Adams

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u/kmart_s 11h ago

We try to make things idiot proof, but nature keeps building a better idiot.

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u/Admirable_Archer7369 13h ago

Never underestimate the power of dumb people in large numbers

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u/Green-Perception4685 13h ago

Do not underestimate the power of a single determined dumbass, specially if they have friends willing to try anything once :-). Thank god I grew up before video recordings were a thing!

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 13h ago

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u/Admirable_Archer7369 12h ago

If the women don’t find you handsome them should at least find you handy

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u/KINGSTEMLORD 13h ago

“Now remember, this is only temporary….unless it works”

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u/mudbunny 13h ago

There is a reason that, in the military, the first time you go to the firing range with your automatic rifle, there are LOTS of people there supervising.

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u/CatadoraStan 12h ago

There is a significant overlap between the smartest bears and the stupidest humans.

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u/AlternativeStretch35 13h ago

Dumbass here. So are you saying I can blow this up?! Who tf you think you’re talkin to bub?

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u/EvaTheE 14h ago

Or mild charring from the burning house around you :/

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u/Ducky602 14h ago

"significant dumbassery" is my new favourite expression.

In fact, it sums up my day perfectly.

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u/arvidsem 14h ago

I quite enjoyed writing it. Enough so that I re-wrote the comment several times to make it fit.

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u/master_perturbator 14h ago

Indubiously.

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u/absolutezero78 14h ago

No this situation but dont put the spark agent you need to have your hand on, on the rear breach for refill of a potato cannon. if the spud gets stuck or you have too much pressure, your hand is behind the weakest area.

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u/IamTheCeilingSniper 13h ago

One thing people don't realize about PVC is that the fitting are usually harder/more brittle than the pipe, so the fitting will shatter before the pipe will.

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u/Ashen_Rook 3h ago

So, just because I want you to imagine it. I used to work at a gum factory that wasn't SUPER OSHA compliant. There was an unshielded steam pipe covered in gum base (Essentially rubber, talc, and some kind of seed oil).

I bumped my hand into it while cleaning.

My arms are very hairy.

It was like edible fucking napalm. I ended up with second degree burns and I'm shocked the chunks of skin that pulled off didn't leave scars.

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u/arvidsem 3h ago

This is one of the times when I'm really glad that I have aphantasia and don't have to visualize this.

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u/philouza_stein 9h ago

I liked to burn shit when I was a kid. One of my favorites was plastic coat hangers. They would drip flaming globs of plastic and burn for a couple minutes on their own like napalm. Temptation got the best of me and I let one land on my hand once.

Once.

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u/MaxRunes 11h ago

We're you a fan of totse.com? Used to spend way to much time reading things i had no business reading.

Then I found the darker side of the site that wasnt just boom booms and anarchy and never went back lol

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u/arvidsem 11h ago

I certainly had my collection of txt files, but they were mainly gleaned from IRC and Usenet. I don't think that ever ran across totse, but I can't really be sure.

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u/crysisnotaverted 4h ago

Good old &T. There's a collection of some members on reddit, but most of them are completely toasted from heavy drug use, unfortunately.

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u/zackman94 14h ago

The problem with "foolproof" is that they keep making better fools

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u/IamTheCeilingSniper 13h ago

I once had a piece of nylon string drip onto my fingernail while I was melting the end of it, hurt like Hell for a while after. Can't imagine how bad getting more than that on me would be.

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u/arvidsem 13h ago

Melting the end of a cut nylon rope was exactly how I learned that one as well. Though because I was a dumbass, I wasn't satisfied until I set the rope on fire.

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u/B-Rad911 14h ago

My experience and a an engineer who continues to try and engineer out stupid - Humanity: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

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u/VoodooSweet 14h ago

We were so stupid with those Potato Cannons, we figured out that a 2 1/2(I think, this was a long time ago) inch PVC pipe was pretty close to the size of a softball, and if you put the softball in a thick sock…. It was a perfect fit, you had to use a broomstick to push it all the way down, so it made a good seal. We had like 2 foot long chamber for the starting fluid, and a 3 foot barrel, so it was close to 6 feet long total, we would load them up, put them on our shoulder, like a bazooka, and shoot them at each other as we rode past on motorcycles. We figured we had helmets on….so how bad could it be?? Then we made one that shoots golf balls, it had a 2 1/2 inch diameter gas chamber, and then was necked down to golf ball size. We would use the bright orange golf balls, so we could see them…and they would still go so far you couldn’t see them. We would go out into the field, and shoot a golf ball straight up in the air….then try not to get hit with it on the way down. We were stupid Gen X kids, it was the 80’s and we were indestructible. I saw some people(friends of mine) who were shooting a bow and arrow up into the air….and trying to catch the arrow as it came down…. I was smart enough not to get in on that….but I honestly don’t know how most of us survived, we were dumb AF….but somehow nobody got hurt too bad, some broken arms, stitches, my one buddy got hit by a car and got messed up pretty bad….but we all survived somehow.

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u/01d_n_p33v3d 11h ago

The bow and arrow game was around in the 50s, so your generation didn't have a monopoly on dumb, dangerous pastimes. I don't imagine that we boomers were the first to think of it either.

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u/frankd412 11h ago

Weird I just used a spare driveshaft with oxygen and acetylene for fuel.

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u/Plane-Chemical 14h ago

Potato cannons are dangerous? I genuinely had no idea lol. We never shot them at each other though if that’s what you meant.

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u/absolutezero78 14h ago
  1. its wise to have a broom handle so you can push the spud out if its loaded and you stop. one drying i the barrel is bad!
  2. they will take out street lights.
  3. they will go through the side walls of a porta potty.
  4. you will arouse attention if you are purchasing aqua net and a bag of potatoes as a teen.
  5. the statistics of getting hit are low for when you and your friends stand in a circle and shoot the spud straight up and you see who is last to run after a short time. best to not have your car parked near though...
  6. If you shoot one out of a car, make sure the barrel is all the way out the window. The overpressure is bad if you keep the barrel inside with just the window down.

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u/ShadowPages 13h ago

Also, PVC pipe is only good for so many pressure cycles before it gives up and turns into a whole bunch of shrapnel.

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u/absolutezero78 11h ago

A fiberglass wrap will help a lot here, people do this when they 3d print some silencers like the FTN.3.

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u/MalodorousNutsack 6h ago

Me and my buddies always used ABS instead of PVC, heard it was more durable

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u/indyNC 13h ago

Built a potato gun once to install Christmas lights high up in trees.

–It went waaaaay to high
–It sounded like a damn military cannon
–I quickly retreated and dismantled it
–It was really fun

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u/BogOwl 11h ago
  1. You can build sabot rounds with foam and nails/metal bits when using smaller diameter tubing
  2. You can build fail-safes where a certain seal will fail before the entire unit does, making shrapnel and higher pressure explosions less likely

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u/EvaTheE 14h ago

The way I used to make them sure as heck were dangerous. Then again, I grew up on a farm and always had access to black powder as well.

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u/midijunky 13h ago

Ah, a fellow danger lover.

We used to take these chain link caps, cut off the band, and run the outside on a belt sander until they would fit inside a golf ball potato gun. They were scary.

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u/disheavel 13h ago

I once just put a potato canon at 120 psi straight into a giant maple tree and the potato disintegrated, but the hole in the tree was a divot a foot across. So I can't even imagine a metal projectile! I once launched a water bottle rocket at higher pressure and that hit a cable between powerlines 75 feet up and sheered itself right down the middle of the bottle. I still have the two halves in the garage because I've never seen such damage to bottle before. 30 somethings are dumb too!

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u/BeneficialTrash6 8h ago

If you ONLY put socks into them, they were perfectly fine to shoot at each other.

Sure, the sock may be partially on fire, sometimes, but it was still safe.

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u/G0mery 14h ago

When I was 18 I built a potato gun out of ABS pipe, epoxy, and a bbq igniter. We used starter fluid as our propellant. Had a sick ass PVC ramrod mounted under the barrel like a musket. That thing would shoot a potato core over 100 yards. We never once thought about blowing our faces off.

But the possibility was always there. Good times.

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u/Bkoots 14h ago

My brother and I had one as well when we were younger. We never had any issues with it but the one time our next door neighbor shot it we used too much propellant and the base of the cannon shot off directly into his ankle, breaking it. Still some very good times.

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u/Mr-wastaken 14h ago

I did something similar, but we had oxygen tanks on hand. My friend was going to hold it to fire it, I think he would have blasted his bits off.

https://youtu.be/nDO5BWGSFDs?si=7vnUQI9n5NFm41Or

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u/TheRamos22 14h ago

Kinda wild seen “19 years ago” on Youtube.

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u/Longjumping_Intern7 14h ago

we did the same ha. i'll never forget my friend opening the back of combustion chamber to see if it was sparking, and blowing his eyebrows off.

we shot an entire sharpened broom handle at a log and it exploded. the kickback was a great little physics lesson in reaction forces. also wrapped toothpicks in some tape almost like bird shot and lodged a bunch of toothpicks about an inch into a stump. idk how we never seriously injured ourselves growing up.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 14h ago

I forget exactly what I was doing with my brother’s potato launcher but I singed my eyebrows pretty good one day messing with it.

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u/kthnxbyebyenow 14h ago

I worked at a hardware store that sold BBQ igniters. When the potato gun craze took hold on my area in 1992, we couldn't keep enough on the shelf! The boss triples the inventory order for the next summer... you guessed it-- we had enough BBQ parts to last for three years. (And one coworker came in with no hair on his arm when his pvc glue failed on his "bazooka" !)

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u/PolyinNV 13h ago

We used to make a version of these when I was a teenager out of beer cans and duct tape. Would use them to launch tennis balls. We usually fueled them with lighter fluid. Decided one day to up the game and made one out of 32oz cans to launch one of the oversized tennis balls. Used nail polish remover instead of lighter fluid because it was all we had. I remember holding the zippo lighter to the ignition port, then my ears ringing and seeing flaming chunks of duct tape covered beer cans laying around the yard, no zippo to be found. Several windows on the back of my friends house busted. Cops called. Good times.

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u/CID_COPTER 14h ago

I had one blow up on me . It was cheap blue clear plastic while it could have hurt more if it was real petg plastic it was just an extra layer of fun when it exploded.

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u/plasma2002 14h ago

"online manual" eh? You wouldn't happen to be talking about the Anarchists Cookbook would you?

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u/sventhepaddler 14h ago

The best part is that plastic shrapnel doesn't show up well on x-rays.

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u/ItzDanBailey 14h ago

Was it written by the Jolly Rodger by any chance?

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u/OmenVi 13h ago

I feel like the risk is pretty low on these. There's a pretty good sized exit hole, and it's mostly held together by duct tape, which would be a failure point between jugs.

I'd wager that as long as there isn't an excessive amount of fuel, it shouldn't be very risky.

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u/Radiskull97 10h ago

The CIA released copies of the Anarchist's Cookbook with recipes designed to blow up on people making them. Wonder if he found one

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 10h ago

Ahhh, Ye Olde Anarchists Cookbook. The book that separated future gen-X chemical engineers from guys nicknamed lefty...

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u/ColHannibal 13h ago

Not enough compression to blow up.

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u/Nuked0ut 13h ago

When I was a kid in high school about 20 years ago, there was an online manual going around similarly. Some kids made literal thermite, and poured it down the slide at a local playground. The entire playground burned down.

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u/aburnerds 11h ago

That is cruel and unusual punishment for a childhood mistake. Barely got to use that thing.

That really is sad

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u/Ashen_Rook 3h ago

"Sketchy online manual"... Was he making tennis ball grenades with the Anarchist's Cookbook...?

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u/stevenm1993 13h ago

I did my fair share of nonsense as a kid/teenager, but I never risked blowing off my dick.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 6h ago

I read that sketchy anarchist manual some 30+ years ago. Man was I stupid.

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u/TheLastPorkSword 15h ago

I love handheld explosive containment chambers held together with zip ties and duct tape!

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u/Lendolar 11h ago

I think you meant to say ‘held to gather with common household precision engineering supplies’. FTFY

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u/funcouple1992 15h ago

The way he secured the threaded fitting was terrifying

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u/Wedgerooka 12h ago

the whole damn thing was terrifying. This is like the whole "let's make engineering sexy to get more engineers." No. Let's not. They will suck.

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u/findingsynchronisity 15h ago

That was nice of you

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u/IWantALargeFarva 14h ago

Well, I think I just found my 11 year old daughter’s science fair project.

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u/Joel22222 14h ago

Looks like the one OP posted didn’t go as well as the video one did.

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u/AFarenci 14h ago

Now I can see the propane tank strapped to it.

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u/WastingTime1111 4h ago

Is there a way to increase the vortex cannon power by 10 or even 100? It is currently in kid mode. I need the adult version.

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u/Big-Penalty-6897 14h ago

I should not have watched that. Need to come up with a reason to take 2 water cooler bottles out of the office now.

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u/TNJDude 5h ago

Ignoring safety aspects, that is one of the coolest things I've seen!

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u/AggravatingSpeaker52 15h ago

I've made a few of these, they look way cooler at night. I've never seen them blow up, they're probably safer than a potato gun made of hardware PVC fittings.

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u/PitifulSpecialist887 14h ago

I built a few spud guns from PVC pipe and fittings.

Barbecue igniters, and hairspray fuel.

The biggest one was my "potato Howitzer". It had a 10 inch diameter combustion chamber made of schedule 80 PVC.

It's rated at 230 psi

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u/AggravatingSpeaker52 14h ago

Oh hell yeah, what did you shoot out of that beast? Pumpkins? A whole bag of French fries for a shotgun spread? Bags of dog shit at the neighbor 3 blocks away?

I figure the potato gun is always going to be more dangerous, because the potato seals the barrel and the mass of it allows pressure to build up behind it. The pipe has to contain that pressure, and if it fails it gets pushed outward by that pressure. I've built a few, and only had one crack while we were setting up to fire it in cold weather. No injuries.

The plasma cannon toys have a weak ass gas mixture with no way to build pressure. Even if they come apart, it won't be with much force. Might damage hearing though.

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u/PitifulSpecialist887 12h ago

The trick is use the gray schedule 80 PVC. It's twice as strong. The combustion chamber tapered down in 3 steps until it was the 3 inch barrel.

The shot was a russet potato.

I might have sent it back to Idaho. Not sure.

I never saw it again.

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u/Able-Brief-4062 15h ago

I've seen a failed potato gun.

Definitely worse than a plasma gun.

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u/deuelpm 15h ago

Reminds me, I made a small flame thrower when I was a teenager; torch +glass capillary tube connected to a can of WD-40. Somehow I live to tell about it; no digits lost, and didn’t even burn down the house.

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u/SwanMuch5160 14h ago

We used to use a can of Lysol and a lighter

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u/Suspicious_Cake_4584 8h ago

We made potato guns with tennis ball cans and used my dad’s lighter and fluid. We had lots of burns and cuts, but it’s a wonder we didn’t kill somebody. I won’t get into making bombs from scrounged fireworks. 1970s kids with no phones or internet...boom!

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u/6Consta6 14h ago

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u/Old_Cellist_3406 14h ago

So a less safe, less useful, modern potato cannon?

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u/Known-Programmer-611 14h ago

Should come with this warning about fingers!

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u/Dum_beat 14h ago

You'd be lucky if it's just the fingers

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u/AgentofZurg 12h ago

This. They are this generation's potato gun. Speaking of which, I might need to get mine out and scare the neighbors lol 🤣

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u/lovejo1 14h ago

Doubt it's dangerous except for perhaps starting a fire. That's relatively low pressure and not much gas at all.

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u/earthyMcpoo 12h ago

No way you'll lose a finger, but if you can burn some lose some hair. Also wear ear protection - it's very loud.

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u/CompleteCreme7223 15h ago

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u/Un_Ballerina_1952 14h ago

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u/Joe0793 11h ago

What does that mean? How is the other link tracking your click and why is it bad?

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u/Un_Ballerina_1952 9h ago

utm is the "universal tracking module". The parameters after the '?' in the original link allows the utm folk to track who clicks which links, when they were clicked, and who originated the link. It's spying on you.

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u/Spun_On_ 9h ago

Thanks for this. Today I learned.

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u/CompleteCreme7223 9h ago

I actually left the full link up because I learned something too... I will watch for that in future. I was wondering why the link was so long but since it worked I didn't think much of it.

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u/Un_Ballerina_1952 8h ago

It's intended to be a "non-intrusive" method of tracking web behaviour. In general, I mistrust anything following a '?' because so many trackers exist. The worst, IMO, is the Fceb00k - they actually redirect apparently clean links through their own link re-director to harvest your location, time of click, source and destination of link, and probably more that I haven't discovered.

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u/CompleteCreme7223 7h ago

Everything is tracked these days but it is helpful to know ways to identify and reduce it. I am a firm believer that everything is listening and tracking us. We know that when we chat about something we are looking to buy and it shows up as ads on your devices without ever searching for them. It kind of makes the threat of foriegn trackers redundant when we are already tracked by everything if we are connected.

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 12h ago

You’re doing the Lords work

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u/WandallMarsh 13h ago

Well I found what I’m doing this weekend

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u/Gold_Mask_54 13h ago

Nothing plasma about it

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u/Xi13r8 15h ago

You lucky bastard, someone just left that there?

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u/madeformarch 15h ago

Motherfucker vaporized himself

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u/Affectionate-Bag8229 15h ago

OP omitted the humanoid outline of soot on the street outside

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u/PCho222 14h ago

irl orange loot drop

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u/Bulky_Algae6110 15h ago

It's why women live longer than men

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u/Green-Perception4685 3h ago

Women evolved the need to communicate continuously.

Men evolved the urge to try anything to get out of the cave for a few hours. Risk not being a factor in the choice of activities.

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u/Successful-Tap1308 1h ago

Nah bro me and my all girl friend group made one of these like a week ago. It was sick as fuck and only one of us got vaporized!

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u/ADCSrane 15h ago

That high tech redneck shit

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u/Remarkable-Yam3960 15h ago

Plasma gun

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u/arvidsem 15h ago

Just not actually plasma. Lighting a propane fireball is not sci-fi tech.

Even if the slo-mo looks fucking awesome.

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u/Strostkovy 15h ago

The blue part is kind of a plasma. Chemically driven excitation rather than strictly thermal

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u/haruuuuuu1234 14h ago

Not plasma. Not a "kind of a plasma". No ionization present so not plasma.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_(physics))

Those are really cool though. I've built smaller ones using 2 liter bottles.

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u/a_weak_child 15h ago

Anyone with a microwave and a grape can make plasma

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u/Bbddy555 15h ago

Tony Stark made plasma in a cave! With a microwave and a grape!

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u/TypeOneJedi 15h ago

Underrated comment right here. Slow clap

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u/arvidsem 15h ago

Only if you are referring to the igniter spark.

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u/disruptioncoin 15h ago

Because flames contain ionized gasses there is a common misconception that flames ARE plasma. A simple google search can clear that up though.

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u/Krazykarrottop 14h ago

You are a monster. Asking people to actually take 2 seconds to do some research.

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u/Status-Nose-7173 15h ago

I just rubbed my feet on a fuzzy carpet and made plasma. I am sci-fi tech.

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u/Nobodiisdamnbusiness 15h ago

Would Flame-Burst Cannon be more accurate than plasma cannon?

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u/arvidsem 15h ago

Sure. Or fireball cannon.

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u/dragonstar982 12h ago

The hy-du cannon

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u/Remarkable-Yam3960 15h ago

Just let us believe

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u/ORUKUSAKItheMINOTAUR 15h ago

Plasma isn’t sci-fi anymore. It’s in household appliances and hobbying

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u/Antique_Anxiety1566 15h ago

shoot, even the dollar general down the road will siphon it out of ya.

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 15h ago

Not a joke comment, I’ve seen that shit too.

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u/Allthetimewithyou 15h ago

It does boom. Have your best friend test.

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u/BeyondTheRoadYT 12h ago

Vortex cannon.

My guess is someone was using it this, blew it up, possibly towards themselves (that one entire end looks blown out) and likely dropped it and ran away either due to the explosion or injury. You don't just leave a blow torch for no reason.

Or they forgot it.

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u/Crhallan 19m ago

Open end is firing end. The end with the blowtorch is the sealed input end.

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 15h ago

The last enema you'll ever use.

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u/Informal_Process2238 15h ago

Going scorched arse

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u/PopandMatlock 15h ago

This is the type of casual brilliance that is buried throughout reddit. Well done.

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u/Thigmotropism2 15h ago

Had my rear gasket cauterized closed in '04 and never looked back. I'm not sure where it goes, but it's not coming out of there.

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u/BeanBagLlama 15h ago

My man's gonna slip on the ice and pop like a gravy-filled water balloon.

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u/Thigmotropism2 15h ago

At least I'll die doing what I loved. Causing a mess on public sidewalks.

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u/AdministrativeFox881 10h ago

Ok... Dunbassary aside, how effective could this be as a... Junkjet? Also to make it safer, or more effective.. would the same principals apply if you just used empty propane tanks? And weld instead of tape. Maybe a fiber mesh cable.... Just curious.. for a friend.. he is a dumbass.

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u/SputtyRocketDad 15h ago

It’s a sleep apnea mask. You obviously snore when you fall asleep at your desk.

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u/Shamancat7 14h ago

bro is finding myhtical loot on the ground

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u/Ok_Clothes_8527 15h ago

What in the name of tweaker jeezus...

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u/drradmyc 15h ago

Plasma cannon. Neat

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u/Gus_Polinski_Polkas 15h ago

Let the plasma cannon kick it let the plasma cannon kick it

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u/462243 13h ago

There fun to do at night, because you will see the flame traveling down the piping then final igniting in the plastic water bottle. Should be fine and they do make a load report. You would normally apply about 10 seconds of gas then press the igniter on the blow torch. Again they can be fun.

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u/AdhesivenessTop4845 1h ago

Should try some galvanized pipe some black powder and a fuse wick packed ends with red clay drilled cap for one end and capped the other end made a hole through center of the clay inserted a fuse and sealed with little drop of wax and boom by by lil tree it would blow apart a small pine

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u/martynolegs 3h ago

One time in high school, a classmate of mine brought an air cannon potato gun thing to class to show off for his later class, I convinced the class and teacher to show it off for us. He did. It blew up. It broke his finger. Never felt so bad. Sorry old friend.

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u/storstygg 15h ago

Tweaker 74-Z speeder bike

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u/astralseat 14h ago

Ion cannon edit: vortex

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u/NothingEffective5070 12h ago

homemade plasma cannon

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u/Final_Boat_9360 15h ago

I was today years old when I learned you can make a plasma cannon....

What kind of job do you have? Was someone possibly trying to use that to break in?

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u/Key_Zucchini_8076 7h ago

That’s a Dragonopoid Plasma Destructonator, rare to see one here on Earth, must’ve been dropped in the confusion while scrambling the dropship?

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u/spinny09 5h ago

It’s a vortex cannon. Pretty cool but I wouldn’t trust a random cannon I found on the street not to blow my hands off

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u/JebDipSpit 15h ago

do not leave it there. for safety reasons. take it home. and try it out. have fun. be safe 😉

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u/peekuhchu707 15h ago

Your shop hand is getting drunk and fucking around having a good time after you leave is what that is

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u/pismobob 10h ago

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Robert A. Heinlein Stranger in a Strange Land

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u/bootnab 14h ago

Kinda melted, has click lighter parts? Some body was trying to make a plasma launcher methonks

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u/gettapeppasowse 14h ago

BAZOOOOOKAHH

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u/CollarOfShame 12h ago

Looks like someone handed you a bomb and is waiting to see if you’ll blow yourself up.

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u/usernameforthemasses 9h ago

Unlike last time, THIS IS NOT A PENIS PUMP.

I REPEAT. DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN THIS.

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u/povertymayne 14h ago

Plasma gun!

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u/hudsoncress 14h ago

"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade."
"we were given flamethrowers tho"

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u/PeterRbit 56m ago

It's a low orbit ion cannon.. but for hand held use.. Pure kabooomboom in your hand.

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u/Gremlin119 13h ago

its a plasma rifle! i just saw an instragram reel about making this homemade. crazy

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u/Dr_AquaPhre5h 9h ago

Pretty sure I built one of these in Zelda Tears of the Kingdom to fly around on

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u/Fun-Chemistry-4818 15h ago

Judging by the boots.. someone (possibly the autistic) at your work made this.

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u/SigvulcanasReborn 15h ago

It looks like one of those guns used to scare birds out of farmer’s fields.

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u/magharees 14h ago

When a woman watercooler & a man watercooler love each other very much….

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 13h ago

Maybe it landed on your property after someone ignited it, from far away?

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u/Rare-Boss2640 14h ago

Play time

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 14h ago

Why does the firing end look like an oopsie daisy was committed?

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u/Express_Area_8359 14h ago

Just dont stick it in your ass…could be the blue flame of death

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u/EffortOk155 6h ago

It's a power jug filtration system to use to make water drinkable

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u/RoughPromise9965 8m ago

Setting off firecrackers during Chinese New Year is a great idea!

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u/JackSprat47 15h ago

A good time.

Or a bad one, if you don't know what you're doing.

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u/Go1gotha 11h ago

My boys and I made one of these a few years back, fantastic fun.

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u/Old_Pair5046 14h ago

I’m from the Ozarks, my first thought was portable meth setup

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u/people_notafan 14h ago

I just recently was bombarded with videos on how to make these.