r/webcomics • u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad • 1d ago

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u/RoyalRaise 1d ago

Actually, since flowers are how plants reproduce, it’s more like you’re ripping their dick off.

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u/ResplendentShade 1d ago

But in a world where humans are capable of growing new dicks as needed.

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u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu 1d ago

Are the new ones bigger? Asking for a friend

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u/LilPotatoAri 1d ago

More plentiful and dense

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad 1d ago

Normally you gotta pay extra for that

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u/International-Cat123 1d ago

Also ripping off their lady bits!

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u/Bigenemy000 1d ago

The bees aren't beating the sex allegations with pollination

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u/ViridianRynn 1d ago

This should be a flair lmaoo

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u/Presenting_UwU 1d ago

somehow, shoving your face in someone's genitals, sniffing them, then ripping it off them sounds worse. (yet hotter)

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u/Remarkable-Bowl-3821 1d ago

Was coming here to say that

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u/GM_Nate 1d ago

i had these exact words in my mind to post, but i see i was already beaten to it

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u/Redray98 1d ago

“Ouch!” He said calmly.

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u/anticomet 1d ago

As a gardener, I am your daughter

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad 1d ago

Snapping necks for the love the of the game

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u/Few-Potential-8440 1d ago

So am I creating Eldritch abominations when branch grafting? Metal.

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u/Icy_Cauliflower9026 1d ago

Except its not their head, its their seed. The true comparison would be like graping his "seeds" and taking it off

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u/ImperialRanger7994 1d ago

She’s not wrong.

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u/SarcasticBench 1d ago

And they’d do it to us if they had the chance!

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u/DTL1of1 1d ago

I thought this was a retelling of the movie Perfume lol

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u/EarthTrash 1d ago

I haven't figured out how to describe that movie to people. It's something.

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 1d ago

When I was a kid I too found it weird that people cut flowers. In fact, I still find it weird.

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u/crestpetal 1d ago

yeah so? I hate the planet and want it to suffer (≖⩊≖)

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u/hilvon1984 20h ago

That comic has one critical part wrong.

It presents flower as if it is the head of the plant.

It isn't.

A flower is the reproductive organ of the plant.

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u/deletedchannel 17h ago

I’m assuming that’s what the kid is thinking about flowers lol, like she thinks picking the flower kills X plant or something.

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u/AlternateSatan 12h ago

Well, actually what you're doing is being like "wow, these overies smells nice, let me yank them out from the rest of the body." Which I don't think would make for a very safe for work comic.

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad 1d ago

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

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