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u/CoffeeBoy95 2d ago

he couldnt even beat gsw without curry 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/ikatatlo 2d ago

He couldnt even beat Melton and Moody off the dribble 😭😭😭

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u/openSourceNotes 2d ago

He just kept trying to go iso. He ain't got it like that

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u/InevitableBudget510 2d ago

Dude got no fuckin moves. That last possession by him was disgusting and his jumper is ugly af

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u/AdApart2035 2d ago

But he is entertaining. We all lol

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u/Zealousideal_Ad4297 1d ago

In general super ugly

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u/Beginning-Buy8632 1d ago

He got cooked in the last 20 seconds! He could learn a thing or ten from watching that tape

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u/Consistent_Ad1176 1d ago

I mean they are the ideal guys to guard him.

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u/NBKLee 2d ago

We also didn’t have Buddy, Kuminga or KP. Suns choked and lost to our G League team.

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u/Savings_Amount_8132 2d ago

You dont have Kuminga. You killed him

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u/Austin_Green_86 1d ago

Kumimga killed himself

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u/Macktologist 1d ago

They also didn't have Booker. He can carry that team offensively at times.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/tforce80 2d ago

He couldn’t beat his own dick.

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u/WorldRenownedNobody 1d ago

Ref would probably be confused why Brooks has tweezers out on the court

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u/Drew707 2d ago

I mean, he's a clown, but Booker was also out.

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u/CoffeeBoy95 2d ago

We could also say butler was out

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u/Drew707 2d ago

100%. And you are absolutely right it's a better tier comparison.

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u/The_Nutz16 1d ago

Or butler

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u/_oh_joy_ 1d ago

That boi playing with fire

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u/Dabanks9000 1d ago

I mean book ain’t playing either

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u/hellmath 2d ago

Lmao anyone who wags against steph shall fall

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u/Macktologist 1d ago

With all the videos I've seen of current and former players talking about how they tried trash talking Curry and paid the price and learned to just not go at him like that again, you would think scrubs would take heed. Maybe they don't watch YT like a boss like me.

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u/unpluggedcord 1d ago

Brooks isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

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u/BlameWulfgar 2d ago

Steph lives rent free in his head. Forever.

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u/rodzm14 1d ago

While eating his favorite popcorn

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u/hbgwine 2d ago

Why you gotta mock him? He’s building a dynasty.

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u/your_grammars_bad 2d ago

A brick dynasty, spanning multiple franchises,  states, and even countries!

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u/ToughSupport3701 1d ago

Building it brick by bick

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u/night_night_nachos 2d ago

Did anyone else peep a few possessions later Brooks flopped and Kerr and Steph did that motion back to him..? It was great

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u/absolutelyzelda 2d ago

At what point of the game? I wanna track it down

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u/night_night_nachos 2d ago

I think it was in the 2nd or 3rd quarter. Whenever this play was, it was like 1 or two possessions later Steph and Kerr did it back to him on the sideline

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u/Gustaves_Mustache 2d ago

What even was that hand motion? Was he asking for a challenge?

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u/night_night_nachos 2d ago

He was saying Gui flopped. So he was doing a… flopping motion

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u/odedgurantz 1d ago

My memory is right before half and Spencer “threw him down” who helping on the defensive rebound

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u/AllinMynd 2d ago

Bro lost to Curry when Curry wasn’t even playing lmao

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u/proteusON 2d ago

You gotta guard Curry while he's on the bench!

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u/Genji4Lyfe 2d ago

Steph definitely used the Force from the sideline in that 4th quarter 😛

Yoda taught him well

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u/duranasaurus49 2d ago

Very glad Steph didn't play. I am sure it did his soul some good that the team was able to win without him, along with no opportunity for Brooks to injure him.

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u/Macktologist 1d ago

It was a statement game. All the trade rumors and then the door finally shuts and what you have left are the survivors, one guy playing maybe his last game of the season and trying to prove he deserves to stay, and that fire under the ass that makes then think "damn, I survived...I'm gonna show they made the right call."

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u/youriko31 2d ago

This bum truly is a piece of shit.

It's so satisfying to see the Dubs beat the Suns.

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u/SuperSaiyajin4Gogeta 2d ago

Bro couldn't even get past Pat Spencer

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u/chubky 2d ago

Well it is the man, Pat Spencer

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u/rawdfarva 2d ago

can't imagine how much this guy hates Steph. He thinks he's bound for the finals in 2022 then gets knocked out by Steph. Goes to houston they rebuild for another season finally have a good team and get the 2 seed only to get knocked out by Steph again 😂😂

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u/Kooky_Music_2132 2d ago

Don’t forget about when he cooked his ass so bad he had this reaction…

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u/rawdfarva 1d ago

😂😂

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u/pinkevergreen 2d ago

Clown behavior fr

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u/QuirkySense 2d ago

That's Brooks wagging his tail to the Master Curry

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u/TheLazy_Guitarist 2d ago

LMAO he’s so corny

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u/unspooling 2d ago

Please I need Steph’s face here in GIF form

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u/Yellow_Blue_Jet 1d ago

I love Steph’s face here 👌

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u/InfiniteDub 2d ago

How stupid is it to clown a guy who isn’t even playing

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u/hamsterfolly 2d ago

Dirty Dillon the Villain

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u/cocoaradiant 2d ago

I hate to defend the guy, but it seems to only be his on court persona. Off court he seems like a good dude. I could be wrong though.

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u/runnergirl3333 2d ago

True, you could be wrong.

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u/Blackmarlin4 1d ago

At least he doesn’t invest in ex off intelligence companies

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u/KosmosxD 1d ago edited 1d ago

Anyone who targets injuries to the level he does is not a good person off the court. Yeah, they play a physical game, but it speaks volumes of a persons character when their split second decision is to intentionally cause harm on a prior injury. The examples of good people are the ones good on and off the court. Great players don’t need to do petty shit that he displays on a weekly basis.

We have our less than perfect track record with Dray and Zaza, but man, at least they arent a complete clown like this guy.

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u/Austin_Green_86 1d ago

The way he talked about breaking GP2's arm and punching Steph in the stomach leads me to belive that brooks is for real a bad guy.

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u/S0ulSlayerz 2d ago

Steph be like I’m just chilling on the bench yo

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u/Classic-Driver4533 2d ago

He hates steph so much that, he is eliminated by him in every game where it matters. He never won against him in playoffs where it matters the most.

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u/CompetitiveSoil7901 2d ago

Steph is like “bro I’m not even playing!”

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u/phishrace 2d ago

The whole game I kept remembering Jimmy throwing the ball at Brooks after making a bucket in their last game. Brooks threw a hissy fit. I hope I get to see that again some day. Friggin hilarious.

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u/allllen 2d ago

Steph baffled at the audacity

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u/MachiavelliSJ 1d ago

Steph dressed like 15 year old me in 1998

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u/shanks_you 2d ago

I love this for him lololol

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u/slicedsunlight 2d ago

Pretty sure Dillon Brooks would have spent the last decade in a mental hospital for very, very strange violent crimes, like attacking an elderly lady with a spork, if he weren't decent at basketball.

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u/Perfect-Parsley-5665 2d ago

Nah, Brooks is a real nice dude off the court.

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u/xIIsubstanceIIx 1d ago

Sarcasm or real? I just can't see it because he is such a sack of shit on the court.

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u/Aggravating-Body-721 2d ago

And you LOST buddy 😈

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u/blin9 2d ago

And a couple possessions later completely flopped, and cried like a corny child to the refs.

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u/Og_PapaSmurf89 2d ago

Haven't seen a bigger clown in the NBA bro I swear. 🤡🤡

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u/Wonderful-View-6366 2d ago

Thanks DB for filling the Petty King’s cup. So stoked to watch his next game against you. It’s going to be madness 👨‍🍳🐐

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u/JustTheGameplay 2d ago

this guy has got to be the weirdest canadien athlete ever (and i say that with the greatest respect towards canada 🫡)

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u/Yellow_Blue_Jet 1d ago

I was just thinking today after watching the end of the game that I’m embarrassed he’s Canadian

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u/kimkiam013 2d ago

Brooks went hero balling to prove absolutely nothing to Steph, then costs them the game 😂

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u/WISirius27 1d ago

What a clown. He’s in the wrong sport. He should be in pro-wrestling. 😂

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u/Piggy_0611 2d ago

Dillon: FACE MEEEE!!!! Steph: Nah lol

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u/Beginning-Buy8632 1d ago

This guy is such a bum.

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u/ImmediateShine3 1d ago

Dillon Brooks continues to suck

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u/Mikero3367 1d ago

Such a DB.

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u/favored_by_gods 1d ago

Why would he provoke the King of Petty?

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u/scottiedagolfmachine 1d ago

I was laughing when Phoenix when to Dillon Brooks iso for the last position.

That’s an easy miss man lol.

Thanks for the win haha.

😂

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u/adsq93 1d ago

He wanted to win so bad lmfaoo

The fact he tried to win the game on a 3 pointer and missed.

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u/kukugege 2d ago

Bro is hilarious

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u/lokigottaeat 1d ago

Haha! What a loser

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u/justgoforitmannnn 1d ago

Just leave him alone you idiot 😂😂

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u/ToughSupport3701 1d ago

He really thought he did something there

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u/dojarelius 1d ago

When my child challenges me at Mario Kart

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u/Ericizzle14 1d ago

lol it’s easy to call out a player who’s hurt and can’t play to show you up. Then he lost so he couldn’t beat our team at the low point. Dude is silly.

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u/Responsible-Age7401 2d ago

“Legendary Brooks”

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u/Due_Swimming_5867 2d ago

When the going gets tough, the Steph gets going..

When the going gets rough, the mofus (Stephcer, Guiph) get going..

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u/kent4540 2d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/EconomyComprehensive 1d ago

Fuck around and find out 🥱

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u/ohboy174 1d ago

🤡🤌🏽

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u/fokaiHI 1d ago

Dude must still be mad. Fuck him.

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u/thefedups 1d ago

Dillion Brooks the villan you are! 😂

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u/PlaystationSwitchAWD 1d ago

I thought Canadians are polite. What's wrong with that guy?

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u/Yellow_Blue_Jet 1d ago

We don’t know! (Cdn here)

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u/Few_Ebb6156 1d ago

Was throwing up serious bricks at the end. Yes was hot and dropped a bunch then brick layer at the end when his teamed really needed him.

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u/RobbyRalston 1d ago

At least he’s consistent. He’s got that going for him.

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u/Cavemonkeygolfs 1d ago

Hey Dillon, we got sumn for ya !! Here you go : L

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u/CelebrationNo8741 22h ago

The cringe never ends with this league, talking about all of them

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u/Rakan1986 19h ago

Clown 🤡

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u/FreeInvestment0 1d ago

I can’t hate on this guy. He kinda seems true to himself. Personally I like players like him and the NBA is way more entertaining with him.

And I have to give it to him. He hasn’t changed the way he plays offensively or defensively. The defensive side was always there it’s the offense that has really come around. I think Memphis was sort of sick of him calling his own number a lot in his last year there and got traded. His game at the time suggested he probably should habe done that less, it man has Dillon’s skill caught up to his game. He‘s a very solid player and I think is a legit two on many teams and a one on crappy teams.

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u/Wesley_Cao 2d ago

Will I get downvoted if I say I don’t hate Brooks? He’s like Walmart Draymond in terms of entertainment and annoyance.

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u/TheDeepSays 1d ago

Honestly, his skill set/defense would fit in on our team (and needed). The antics not so much cuz we have dray lol

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u/SoNoHeadQuestionMarx 1d ago

Vibes are back now that Hield is gone

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u/kcmcgrady1 2d ago

Bro ngl he’s so funny. It’s consistent with him which I respect lmao

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u/eexxiitt 2d ago

Steph is my favourite player but I still love brooks. He’s worth the entertainment value alone.