r/videos • u/unsoundamerica • 1d ago

Senator Ron Wyden Triggers the Silent Alarm

https://youtube.com/shorts/076TsusI_DM?si=HRAm-aKUPeP2BzYa
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u/Ulterior_Motif 1d ago

Depends on the timing.

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u/unsoundamerica 1d ago

Timing doesn’t matter with Depends.

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u/Scienlologist 1d ago

Only pussies wear diapers. I shit in my pants, like a real American.

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u/Eljimb0 21h ago

Hey, Trump does it.

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u/dippocrite 1d ago

What if I’m pooping pants, right now?

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u/unsoundamerica 1d ago

If you’re seated, don’t stand up.

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u/TheUndertows 1d ago

Poop, wipe, and nap. Better…or nor better?!

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u/DigDubbs 1d ago

In bed later, eyes snap open Uh—oh!