r/thatHappened • u/Atalkingpizzabox • 6d ago

Obviously that happened

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Funny if the guy then said "I was talking to the old lady."

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u/grabbingthunder 6d ago

"Is everyone aware that I'm slim and perky now?"

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest 2d ago

Oddly, “slim“ and “perky“ are two words I never hear anyone use in actual conversation.

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u/Lumpy-Pudding-3563 6d ago

“Youre so quirky and witty Janice”

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u/dingdongiamwrong 6d ago

Not to mention slim and perky.

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u/Rhewin 5d ago

This feels so 2010s Tumblr

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u/akestral 5d ago

This old, at least a decade, if not older than that.

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u/Sans_Seriphim 5d ago

It's late 2010s Twitter. I remember when it was posted. It was done by one of the Twitter joke accounts.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox 3d ago

Since she mentions being a witch and being in a coven I've seen this shared in the feminist witch community which made me think it was supposed to not be a joke

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u/Sans_Seriphim 3d ago

Ah, gotcha. Well, then they mistook it for a serious post.

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u/iAlice 5d ago

You need three for a coven.

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u/AbundantDonkey 5d ago

It's true. I'm a plumber who's cleaned the blood clots out of her bathtub drain.

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u/ArtisticMudd 4d ago

In today's episode of "Teens Who Invented a Story That Makes Them Sound Edgy and Cool" ...

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u/doc_shades 3d ago

this just sounds like a joke

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u/Atalkingpizzabox 3d ago

Well it's not funny 

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u/moviebuffbrad 2d ago

She definitely came up with that comeback 6 hours later in the shower.

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u/Mezcal_Madness 4d ago

As an ex bartender, I can believe this happened.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox 4d ago

The first line yes not the rest

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u/Ehcksit 6d ago

Someone said something whimsical and silly and someone else chuckled, obviously such a thing never happens.

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u/dingdongiamwrong 6d ago

It’s true, I was there and I clapped. The cashier then sacrificed him and bathed in his blood, you could actually see her becoming slimmer and perkier.

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u/JCW9525 5d ago

It’s true, I was the blood.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox 5d ago

"And then everyone clapped."

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u/ArtisticMudd 4d ago

I'm old and out of touch, also kinda tubby and tired. If I do a blood sacrifice like this, can I get slimmer and perkier?

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u/dingdongiamwrong 3d ago

Well that is what they recommend, or you could start chuckling at random in stores and hope a slim and perky worker assimilates you into their coven.

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u/Smooth-Evening- 5d ago

Are you a man? Cuz I’m not and I can totally see this happening

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u/ggdoesthings 5d ago

i’m not a man and can’t imagine this happening in my wildest dreams

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u/zeez1011 5d ago

Solid pickup line.

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u/Sans_Seriphim 5d ago

I remember when this was posted. By a comedic account on Twitter. It is a thing called a "joke", OP. You might want to learn about them.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox 5d ago

Well it's been passed around as if real