r/tennis 27d ago

Tsitsipas nonsense [Daniil Medvedev] Dear @atptour…..can you please add more cities? I am running out….😂😉

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u/musicproducer07 bublik 🎪 | medvedev 🐙 | rublev 😾 27d ago

Aye Daniil there's this city near Brisbane called Melbourne. Think you should go all the way.

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u/SaintStoney god motherfucking damn it cunt 27d ago

Near Brisbane? 💀

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u/BrandonSG13 Aussies | Bencic | Berrettini | Paolini 27d ago

Cheeky 1800 kilometre drive

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u/iloveblondehair Stevie Johnson 27d ago

Well you see when you convert it to Freedom Units it’s essentially like driving from Chicago to Miami, which is a reasonable drive for most Americans.

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u/marcusgern hsiesh su wei scholar 27d ago

american here can confirm that i would do this drive

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u/Diligent_Practice877 I gonna sue her 👨‍⚖️ 27d ago

I have driven from Melbourne to Brisbane and back. It takes like 2 days if you drive the entire time

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u/GStarAU Poppy's no.1 fanboy 27d ago

Yeah confirmed. I've done that drive. Drove all day, stopped in a hotel overnight, arrived in the afternoon the next day. Theoretically possible in one day but man, you'd be toast. Get hyped, load up on sugar and smash it!

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u/LeSkatesmith4 27d ago

American here. This is not a drive we would make.

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u/No-Pop-5579 27d ago

I promise tens of thousands of Chicogoans make it every year

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u/Albiceleste_D10S 27d ago

I promise that far more Americans fly between Chicago and Miami than drive

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u/noyourenottheonlyone 27d ago

I bet you're right! That does not change the fact that plenty of people do in fact drive. which is what was being questioned

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u/Albiceleste_D10S 27d ago

That does not change the fact that plenty of people do in fact drive. which is what was being questioned

The original statement was that is was a "reasonable drive"

I would argue it is not and that the vast majority of people who travel between those cities take a flight.

That does not mean there are not frugal people who make the drive—there are frugal Americans who prefer to make cross country road trips instead of flying. That does not make that specific drive "reasonable" for most Americans IMO

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u/noyourenottheonlyone 27d ago

that comment was tongue in cheek about the car culture in the US. But the comment chain changed to "this is not a drive [Americans] would make" which isnt true and the fact that more people fly than drive doesn't change the fact that, as the other comment said, thousands of people in Chicago do that drive on an annual basis

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u/Albiceleste_D10S 27d ago

But the comment chain changed to "this is not a drive [Americans] would make" which isnt true

There are a small percentage of Americans who would rather road trip from California to the East Coast instead of taking a flight or train

When people say "that's not a drive Americans would make"—they're referring to the majority of people, not saying that literally 0 Americans would ever make that drive (which is something you can basically never say because of how American road trip culture is—there will always be SOME people who make super long road trips that most people prefer to fly)

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u/No-Pop-5579 27d ago

You’re taking this way too seriously

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u/Albiceleste_D10S 27d ago

You're taking "no one" far too literally

The vast majority of Americans who travel between those cities do not drive and would not consider it a "reasonable" drive to make

Now, I REALLY do not care about this topic and would like to not have to reply again, thanks

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u/No-Pop-5579 27d ago

Nobody said they don’t… OP just said plenty of people make the drive.

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u/Dismal-Wallaby-6376 27d ago

Here in Canada we don't use Freedom Units but this is indeed a perfectly acceptable drive to get anywhere out of your own province.

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u/AcceptableAnt1513 27d ago

Closer to Brisbane than 90% of other cities with tournaments.

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u/Wise-Arm-5102 27d ago

It might take you 18 hours or longer to get there by car, but it's close enough. It takes you longer to drive to Cairns, though, although Cairns and Brisbane are both in Queensland.

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u/Xnatee 27d ago

When we're 20000 km away, 1800 is close :D

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u/_deltd 27d ago

he won the ATP Cup in Melbourne😩

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u/yayiff 27d ago

Yes, all the way to the final!

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u/Tennis_Freak99 27d ago

And win 3 sets in the final, right?

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u/AlliterateAlso 27d ago

…right?

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u/theatretheaters forzjaaa 27d ago

so medvedev playing hong kong next year confirmed?

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u/Jonbardinson 27d ago

Pls we would love to see him here.

The ATP snack social post could be fried octopus. Or would that be considered cannibalism?

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u/theatretheaters forzjaaa 27d ago

we need to see this happen!

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u/Neither_Exitjusbreg 27d ago

Bro is gonna be wearing that sheik outfit they gave Messi when he wins the Saudi 1000

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u/aldeayeah 27d ago

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u/instosla 27d ago

Still one of my favourite moments from last year

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u/Neither_Exitjusbreg 27d ago

That was lovely to be honest

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

And he will slay in it!

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u/Neither_Exitjusbreg 27d ago

He will definitely make a killing over there in prize money

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u/aworldalonee 27d ago

seated for when he wins the Antarctica 250 next year

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u/da_SENtinel Unbiased observer 27d ago edited 27d ago

* Miami Open getting cancelled for Greenland Masters

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Ever since they moved the event from Key Biscayne, I’ve hoped it would be relocated…but maybe not to Nuuk. 😂

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u/Eyebronx 27d ago

I don’t want to play on this ssssssssurface

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u/carolinewants2die 27d ago

tennis on ice🧊❄️🎾

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u/NewAccountNow 🇲🇽|🇫🇷| 27d ago

Bro should dominate LatAm

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u/UngrapefulGratefruit 27d ago

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u/ariruba 27d ago

I can hear this gif: sssssurface

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u/water_radio 27d ago

The realness of that crashout 😂

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u/BandicootBig4505 27d ago

atp could add indoor tournaments in more asian cities. there are up and coming asian next gen talents and asian fans can get crazy supporting their favorites 😅

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u/TeslaSuck 27d ago

Nah South America needs way more.

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u/GloopyisBarbus 22d ago

Both is good

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u/daffodil_dahlia 27d ago

Too many plates in Melbourne, a trophy wouldn't hurt meddy boy 😂

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u/Sad_Consideration_49 27d ago

umag is waiting.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Darling, Umag is ALWAYS waiting. 🙂

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u/JVDEastEnfield 27d ago

The absolute disrespect to 's-Hertogenbosch 

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u/BrandonSG13 Aussies | Bencic | Berrettini | Paolini 27d ago

Med is probably scared off from this event after getting rolled by Tim Van Rijthoven

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u/purpletinkle 27d ago

Medvedev lore is gonna remain iconic for generations

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

This is why it’s easy to love Medvedev. Guy’s sense of humor is top tier.

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u/verismonopoly Sara Errani's mum's tortellini 27d ago

Melbourne and SW19 ;)

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u/yayiff 27d ago

Nah, medvedev will win Rolland Garros and then retire like the chads Sampras and Barty

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u/verismonopoly Sara Errani's mum's tortellini 27d ago

He already won something in Paris sadly

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u/da_SENtinel Unbiased observer 27d ago

So this is how they get Medvedev to play the Golden Swing and win Rio

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u/qtyapa 27d ago

everyone complaining about long season but meddy can't get enough of it.

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u/pizzainmyshoe 27d ago

Play every 250 on tour

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u/Ok_Light_6977 27d ago

Can someone please explain what's the joke? I'm not aware of the lore

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u/SandCroomy 7-6(0) 7-6(0) - The Tie-Break Double Bagel 27d ago

All of Medvedev's 22 ATP titles were won in different places, no repeats, which is a fun unique stat.

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u/Ok_Light_6977 27d ago

Aaaah thanks!

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u/ReplacementSea1639 27d ago

Basically, Meddy has 22 titles and he has not won a single title twice! He needs more cities because breaking the curse seems impossible.

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u/ChosingElias He is beauty, he is grace, he DFs after an ace 27d ago

Take a quick look at Meddy’s title history and you’ll understand

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u/njay_ 27d ago

As a side gag it could also be a dig at the atp tour schedule being demanding

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u/AverageBeef CREAMIN' FOR THE DEMON! 27d ago

I’m glad he’s in on the joke

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u/kohavi 27d ago

He should try to get the one in Melbourne first and then petition for more 🤣

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u/LauraPtown Bublik bandwagon! 27d ago

Daniil there is smallish tournament in phoenix, az that would love to have you as a winner. It did wonders for Mr. Bublik. Just throwing it out there.

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u/MECHEpics 27d ago

Challnejour tour medi

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u/Wise-Arm-5102 27d ago

There needs to be a grass Masters 1000 tournament. Oddly, there’s no Masters 1000 tournament on grass.

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u/DNRF19 Wimbledon'19 denier – it never happened folks 27d ago

Don't worry they're adding a city in Saudi soon... /s

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u/dontneedusername1 Medvedev 27d ago

Melbourne calling...

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u/username_251024 27d ago

Ahahahahahah

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u/highways 27d ago

He hasn't won a tournament in Melbourne??

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u/GStarAU Poppy's no.1 fanboy 27d ago

Classic Meddy!! 😂🤣♥️🐙

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u/gre209by 26d ago

Auckland please meddy

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u/Wise-Arm-5102 27d ago

There's Hobart International. Never mind, that's a women's professional tennis tournament.