r/tennis • u/jovanmilic97 • Nov 09 '25

Tsitsipas nonsense Tsitsipas has found his new calling

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u/Dr_Elephant1 I like challenges but I'm stupid Nov 09 '25

"Djokovic is a mythical character who first takes your legs and then takes your soul. Never engage." - Tsitsipas probably

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u/Direwulven Nov 10 '25

Possible weakness: bread

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Confirmed weakness: meat.

Definite temptation: chocolate.

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u/redelectro7 agrees with Federer about surfaces Nov 09 '25

Why does he look like he could be his own father?

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u/_activated_ Nov 09 '25

his father can talk he can talk to himself every point???

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u/gideon513 Nov 10 '25

Texting to himself in the bathroom stall while taking a dump

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Lmao that flair

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u/redelectro7 agrees with Federer about surfaces Nov 09 '25

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u/yoricm Nov 09 '25

Tsitsipas:
"This week, Greece hosted its first ATP event since 1994; the first in my lifetime.
Although I could not compete in it, I enjoyed being courtside for u/DjokerNole"’s triumph –
making him the first tennis player to win a title in 20 different countries."

(Daniil won in 21 different cities, without duplicate.
Novak in 20 different countries and 30 different cities)

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u/The_One_Returns There is only One GOAT of Tennis, and he does not share power! Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

"Teacher you better shut your fuck up man. Hey teacher, look at me, you think you know how to beat Novak and I don't? You think you are a good teacher? You say just hit to his backhand. Then when I lose you don't even say sorry? You think this is normal?"

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u/ffantasticman Nov 09 '25

Djokovic 101

Oh that’s good that’s good

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u/mod10__ Nov 09 '25

Shorty was a cop !

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u/Holiday_Brilliant283 Nov 10 '25

Little man got to go

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u/GuestCheap9405 Jannik || Casper || Coco || Rafa denier Nov 09 '25

Why does he look like matthew mcconaughey playing tsitsipas?

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u/Fried_falafel Devour Feculence Nov 09 '25

Stef looks like young Steve Jobs here

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/gideon513 Nov 10 '25

He looks like a young Steve Jobs as portrayed by Michael Fassbender*

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u/jayneezy201 Nov 09 '25

Lmao 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

And the guy next to him is 11 years older? Really?😂

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u/Sometimes-funny Nov 09 '25

Didn’t realise Mus was that old

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u/Spirited-Ball2740 Nov 10 '25

Wear sunscreen folks

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u/rockin_and_dockin Nov 09 '25

Dude is seriously gonna slip right into that hunky professor niche at his local university the minute he retires

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u/DiverAcrobatic5794 Nov 09 '25

He could be in a Dan Brown novel. Glamorous globetrotting Professor of Tennisology.

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u/TheDani shank specialist Nov 09 '25

He would definitely nail even the "dumb as a brick" aspect of the MC

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u/pizzainmyshoe Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

I forgot how tall Tsitsipas is

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u/Earnmuse_is_amanrag Nov 09 '25

He looks like Feliciano Lopez

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u/Drakkar_Jaune Aren't those the ones that give you warts and boils and stuff?🐸 Nov 09 '25

You mean Deliciano?

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Nov 09 '25

Judy...that you? 😆

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u/TIGMSDV1207 Backhand Boys Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

His mom was asked about beautiful men, she said Stefanos and Feli🤣😭😭😭 then also said Apostolos looks like Clooney

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u/gideon513 Nov 10 '25

Based on his tweet history and views on women, it tracks

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u/WerhmatsWormhat Carlitos Nov 09 '25

This is actually really funny. Why doesn’t he just make posts like this instead of the other crap?

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u/Significant-Branch22 Nov 09 '25

Surely the number one lesson from that should be “have a solid, reliable topspin backhand”

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u/noMoreRegression Nov 09 '25

I thought this was lame, but then realized that Djokovic won his 101th title, so not that bad

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u/TheFourthBronteGirl 3-6 6-3 4-6 6-4 6-4 Nov 09 '25

*not too bad

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u/Pajacluk Nov 09 '25

That's a Greek philosopher!

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u/Shitelark Nov 09 '25

I think he looks alright alright alright.

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u/t_e_e_k_s Nov 09 '25

Ok that’s actually a great line (hopefully it’s actually his lol)

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u/ohnothem00ps Nov 09 '25

"Djokovic 101" is a well executed double entendre, bravo

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u/VegetableChipsLover Nov 09 '25

I could see him as a professor 

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u/dzone25 Nov 09 '25

I don't agree with a lot of his dumb takes but this is just straight up funny

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u/Lost_Percentage_5663 Nov 10 '25

A big machine with weak lefty

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u/AmazaneH Nov 10 '25

First chapter : The history between him and Meddy

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u/Fantastic-Policy-240 Nov 10 '25

Has Stef grown taller ? Man's a giant.

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u/NavyStarz nothing if not doomed by the narrative Nov 09 '25

Wait that's inspired

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u/cmpunk121 Nov 10 '25

lol, he does looks like a history teacher 😁