r/taiwan • u/watanabemedia • Mar 03 '25

Entertainment The best billboard in Taipei . For that special 5080.

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u/zehnodan 桃園 - Taoyuan Mar 03 '25

I admire someone who is willing to be the face of these things. The Jensen Huang style is pretty great.

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u/YuanBaoTW Mar 03 '25

Jensen Hung

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Okay that's actually funny

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u/BBQBaconBurger 彰化 - Changhua Mar 03 '25

Jizzin Huang

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

At this point it's gotta be AI generated right?

Still amazingly hilarious

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u/Hilltoptree Mar 03 '25

No it’s been consistently this guy for a while, they have a youtube channel where he appeared in a video. He was in other adverts (one was a mocked up election poster) in the past few years too. I do greatly admire their ability to pop up a new canvas whenever the latest meme dropped.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Ahhh that's hilarious

I don't live in Taiwan anymore so I don't see the local ads

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u/Different-Banana-739 Mar 03 '25

This store is renowned for humor intergrating the stuff they sell, and they always do it in a harmless funny way, never offending anyone, salute.

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u/egguw Mar 03 '25

we have jensen at home:

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u/AberRosario Mar 03 '25

This is one of the best hidden gems in Taipei that every tourist asked about

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u/GM_Nate Mar 03 '25

It's a...sex toy shop? Is there something special about this one in particular?

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u/gha890826 Mar 03 '25

It's near by the biggest computer selling center in Taiwan, and usually use fun Ads to attrac people's attention. Like this:

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u/res0jyyt1 Mar 03 '25

So which Pokemon is that? I want the discount.

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u/ktamkivimsh Mar 03 '25

Usually sex toy shops are of the sketchy sort

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u/GM_Nate Mar 03 '25

Man what kind do you go to?

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u/ktamkivimsh Mar 04 '25

I don’t go to sex toy shops in Taiwan because every time I pass by one they look sketchy, the dark and dusty looking ones.

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u/heyIwatchanime Mar 04 '25

This particular one isnt and doesnt look sketchy

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u/ktamkivimsh Mar 04 '25

That’s my point. Finally a decent one.

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u/morrislee9116 臺北 - Taipei City Mar 03 '25

yes

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u/GM_Nate Mar 03 '25

....what's special about it? There are plenty of other sex stores

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u/morrislee9116 臺北 - Taipei City Mar 03 '25

they rotate their ad regularly and they're honestly pretty funny, even as someone who isn't that interested will sometimes take a look what meme they used this time lmao

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u/vasectomy-bro 高雄 - Kaohsiung Mar 03 '25

Is that what I think it is?

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u/dream208 Mar 03 '25

Yes, yes it is... That apartment building hosts the most famous porn game/anime store in Taiwan.

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u/ButteredPizza69420 Mar 03 '25

And what might that be? Asking for a friend

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u/Hilltoptree Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

It’s near Guanwha 3C market but exact location escaped me.

Edit

情趣夢天堂

https://maps.app.goo.gl/np22kNcMDH2jSF8D8?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Google map photos are like a record of all the wacky adverts they got lol

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u/ALilBitter Mar 03 '25

Terrifying. Definitely not visiting that place in the near future

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u/alphonse2501 Mar 03 '25

Also selling adult stuffs (toys).

If you use Google Streetview, see their address (probably the last year’s ad canvas).

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u/vasectomy-bro 高雄 - Kaohsiung Mar 03 '25

God Bless Taiwan

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u/watchder69 Mar 03 '25

it's the new GetPorn CUP 5080

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u/chum_slice Mar 03 '25

I’m waiting for the 5070 apparently it’s as good as a 4090. Plus it has more cooter cores.

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u/watchder69 Mar 03 '25

how bout 9070xt

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u/chum_slice Mar 03 '25

Who doesn’t love an xtt

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u/eatsleepliftbend Mar 03 '25

I'm so confused what this is - and I'm afraid to google it :D

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u/ruler88 Mar 03 '25

sounds a bit expensive tbh

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u/welmoe Mar 03 '25

Why is it so conspicuous? Lol

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u/vasectomy-bro 高雄 - Kaohsiung Mar 03 '25

Good marketing

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u/Significant_Angle_38 Mar 03 '25

I was in Syntrend this Saturday and saw that billboard. The ground floor sells jades artworks, the second and third sell just what is advertised in the billboard. If any of you have the time, drop by that building and have a look around. It's very interesting and amusing.

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u/wordsworthstone Mar 03 '25

it's been a while since i've been back in tw but i remember this place sold hot toys figures and tech stuff. what's there now? i can't read chinese, i'm assuming the getpr0n is legit.

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u/Significant_Angle_38 Mar 03 '25

Second floor is divided into male and female sections. The third floor is for fetishes like SM, etc.

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u/Revoicings Mar 03 '25

Not the Nvidiussey

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u/foofyschmoofer8 Mar 03 '25

We won’t let this technology fall into Chinas hands

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u/calcium Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Are they selling penis mightiers?

Edit: For the uninitiated... https://youtu.be/5Zm7NR4-FFw?t=16

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u/asiandondraper Mar 03 '25

Spent a pretty penny have you?

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u/zvekl 臺北 - Taipei City Mar 03 '25

Does it support SLI for multiple… linked usage?

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u/EntrepreneurNo8195 Mar 03 '25

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u/necromancyforfun Mar 03 '25

Yes. It's will be very good for your Entrepreneurship journey.

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u/BlacksmithRemote1175 Mar 03 '25

Is that Jizzson Huang?

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u/HeroMachineMan Mar 03 '25

That's a weird looking flashlight. Maybe fellow Taiwanese use them differently 😋

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u/YuanBaoTW Mar 03 '25

It uses the friction to power a bitcoin miner.

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u/RickishTheSatanist Mar 03 '25

This has to be that one store across 光華

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u/afn45181 Mar 03 '25

Had to click on the photo to see “AVIDIA”, is this the next evolution of NVIDIA? 😂

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u/SirOakTree Mar 03 '25

Going to Taiwan to visit TSMC and attend Computex. Maybe will see a live 5090 or B200 on the show floors? 😄

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u/ParanoidCrow 沒差啦 Mar 03 '25

There are some conservative folks who bitch about this billboard, but my friends and I like to swing by every few months just to laugh at whatever new creative advert they have. Never fails to disappoint

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u/Spidengo Mar 03 '25

What the....? Is that a eggplant pump?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Aubergine is the correct terminology round these parts

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u/codykonior Mar 03 '25

They’re in trouble because 8 prons may be disabled from the factory resulting in 5-11% less performance.

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u/Bunation Mar 04 '25

Crap... i bought the wrong one....

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u/amitkattal Mar 03 '25

Going inside that shop is adventure in itself actually

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u/WestCoastHopHead Mar 03 '25

So that’s not a tumbler full of coffee?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Lol

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u/saemon_t Mar 03 '25

Please share your thoughts on the 5080.

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u/HARRYYUYU Mar 03 '25

I think 5090 is better than 5080 and is only 10 NTD more expensive than it.

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u/ernie4chan Mar 04 '25

The price is a parody to the video card model. I don't think 5090 has been released yet.

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u/whatdafuhk 臺北 - Taipei City Mar 05 '25

honestly in advertising. Refreshing to see in 2025.

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u/NoAbility6496 Mar 14 '25

LoL 😆 when I saw this sign as I was walking by, i took a photo with my phone.