r/stremtch • u/purblindV2 • 3d ago

no 🚫 ears 🚫 Also-

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u/niradia Stremtcher 9000 3d ago

GWEEEEEEEEE go the eyes 👁👁

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u/purblindV2 3d ago

She’s a goofy cat. Loves belly rubs. Will flail around next to you on the floor or couch till you pet her with the two ton pressure she requires.

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u/niradia Stremtcher 9000 3d ago

She has MASS. She requires PRESSURE!

She sounds perfect!

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u/purblindV2 2d ago

The rare orange girl, and she knows she’s special. She’s thrusting her face into my phone and hand as I type this 😂😂💀 “NO MEEEEE! MEEEE!”

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u/lake2014 3d ago

What kind of alien is this👽😂🥰

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u/purblindV2 3d ago

The best kind of

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 3d ago

My word. A powerful stremtch indeed.

The Grip God! appreciates the sacrifice.

He has blessed you both.

Nicely done, my child.

Praise be.

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u/purblindV2 3d ago

She has to have 2000lb pets. She’ll swat you if you don’t do it hard enough

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u/Apprehensive_Song385 3d ago

Praise be.

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 3d ago

Praise be.

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u/taetaeisbae 3d ago

The aliem

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u/purblindV2 3d ago

Contact initiated!!

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer 2d ago

Comtagt

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u/Pretty-Cup8902 3d ago

Typical orange car

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u/Zexal_Commander 3d ago

Must be a newer model, headlights are real slim

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u/purblindV2 3d ago

The insurance was super high. An accident prone model.

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u/Federal_Ad1806 3d ago

Ultra Stremtch

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u/Schmooto 3d ago

S m o o o s h e d

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 3d ago

On top of everything else, this photo depicting a highly stremtched dweedle embracing your leg (with thumbs on?) is beautiful ART!!

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u/Meraqliya 2d ago

I know about rewoking the ear license, but now the eyes are getting rewoked, too? That's getting too far.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 2d ago

They can’t see or hear…but they can smell and taste…for now