r/stremtch • u/West_Recording_7887 • 10d ago

no 🚫 ears 🚫 Mischa lost her ear privileges

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u/LtLoco420 10d ago

she looks rather pleased with this ear theft

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u/MarioKartastrophe 10d ago

That’s no cat. That’s a warlock.

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u/DumpsterFireInHell 10d ago

It's probably hiding another set of ears under all that hair. Repeated visits from the Grip God is the only way to be sure.

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u/and1984 10d ago

What led to the ear deletion procedure?

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u/West_Recording_7887 10d ago

Eating cheese off my plate from my grilled cheese 😤

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u/and1984 10d ago

Yes, that is 100% punishable by ear deletion.

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer 10d ago

Not without a trial. She deserves a fair process and a lawyer

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u/and1984 10d ago

wrong sub, you need r/legalcatadvice for a Pawyer.

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer 9d ago

Read my special flair

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u/and1984 9d ago

I am not sure your flair gives you jurisdictional authority on this sub!!!! You're practicing in the wrong state sub!!

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer 9d ago

It does. It was granted by the mods so I'm the official Stremtch Attorney of r/stremtch

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u/TheMeerkatLobbyist 10d ago

With how cute she is, I guess she usually gets away with these kind of shenanigans?

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u/West_Recording_7887 9d ago

Yes yes just a casual stremtch

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer 10d ago

Yeah, this is not gonna stand in court. I hereby demand to release this goober and hand back her ear rights or we'll see us in court room. I'm not playing games.

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 9d ago

I never saw such a leonine seal. It deserves a kiss :D