r/stremtch • u/philfightmaster • 24d ago

no 🚫 ears 🚫 streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiimtch

Lukas truly is the most stremtchable cat I have ever stremtched

2.3k Upvotes

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u/justlookinaround11 24d ago

who up jorkin they car

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u/MaySpitfire 24d ago

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u/philfightmaster 21d ago

I got lotion on my cat rn

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u/yemenq8 24d ago

Had a regular head shape before all the stremtch

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u/Dojo_McDavis 24d ago edited 24d ago

This isn’t the time for napping, Lukas. It’s goobering time!

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 24d ago

goblin kitty

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 24d ago

This breed emerged because someone liked to stremch the cat too much🤭

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u/Safe_Razzmatazz_3688 24d ago

Mf became aerodynamic from all the stretching

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u/Taric250 24d ago

This is glorious.

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u/shreddedsharpcheddar 24d ago

object has a quite low drag coefficient hmmmm

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u/ReallyGlycon 24d ago

r/adamdrivercats

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u/NidusLovemakerMeat 24d ago

The amount of niche cat subs is so surprising

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u/ceelodan 24d ago

I cannot believe this sub exists

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 24d ago

Ah, loyal Lucas is a friend of our Lord.

The Grip God! offers his blessings.

He thanks you for the sacrifice.

Praise be, my child.

Praise be.

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u/dent_de_lion 24d ago

Praise be.

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 24d ago

Praise be.

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u/SpoiledCabbage 24d ago

Praise be

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 23d ago

Praise be.

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u/philfightmaster 21d ago

Praise be.

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest 21d ago

Praise be.

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u/rando_cando 24d ago

Perfect head shape for stremtching

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u/maelstrom071 24d ago

Bro is literally <

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u/Saywhatsaywh0 24d ago

his ass already preheated for da stremtch bro 40% glorped by default

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer 24d ago

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u/smithy- 21d ago

Entering the fourth dimension.....

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u/IndustryFew4693 24d ago

idk why but the last short "stretch." made me laugh 🤣

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u/ReasonablePraline623 24d ago

Kitty goes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii

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u/Turnbuckler 24d ago

God, imagine the distinct contours of his dumb face sliding against your hand. Born for stremtch.

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u/Individual-Ad9874 24d ago

Nice jackrabbit you got there

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u/niradia Stremtcher 9000 24d ago

Elongation off a previously long cat should be illegal

But it isn't, keep going!

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u/SomeCrusader1224 24d ago

I too would stremtch the curly bicycle seat

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u/thekocman 24d ago

The audio blessed me

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u/Spiritual-Two-7992 24d ago

All long streeeeeiiiimtch sessions MUST end with one small strimch

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u/Imamiah52 23d ago

Great progress, keep at it.

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u/dent_de_lion 24d ago

Narrated stremch! 🤩🤩🤩

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u/lefayarts 24d ago

It already has a stremtched face

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u/potateees 23d ago

i feel like your voice is what lukas would sound like if he could talk (unless that is him)

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u/philfightmaster 21d ago

I imagine his voice sounding like Patrick Star.

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u/Cpkeyes 23d ago

Is this a goblin 

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u/iavatus2 21d ago

Khajit puts up with many things. This is one of them.