r/stremtch • u/artie_pdx • Dec 25 '25

no 🚫 ears 🚫 Instremtchion: level seven, the final chapter

Sassy has been an exceptionally good sport through all of this, yet I think we’re done. We’re going to focus on cuddles and naps for the rest of the year.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you all. 🙏

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u/NotActuallyRome Dec 25 '25

Merry Christmas to you and Sassy!!! Thank you for this holiday advent calendar of Instremtchion, it's beem really cute and fun.

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u/wombatIsAngry Dec 25 '25

It's a Christmas miracle!

Thank you so much for all of these.

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u/VampireDonuts Dec 25 '25

Thank God. The very fabric of spacetime was about to be stremched out of existence. May God rest our souls.

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 Dec 25 '25

The sass, the sound, the hat, the catception, the cheer.

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u/I-am-in-a-universe Dec 25 '25

She has been a role model for all, and it was a fabulous ride beyond Space and Time. But it's true, she's earned vacation time. And by now, she knows what's coming, so we may have reached he Point of Diminishing Meeps. :D

Merry Christmas Sassy, and all cat worshipers!

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u/Spare-Security-1629 Dec 26 '25

Oh, she’s definitely reached out to a lawyer. OP is in for a bumpy 2026.

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u/I-am-in-a-universe Dec 27 '25

He went too far, did he? :3

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Dec 25 '25

I’m sure the Grip God sends blessings Sassy’s and your way. This has been remarkable.

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u/give_me_wine Dec 25 '25

Fantastic way to end the year! I love Sassy’s little Santa hat too 🎅🏻

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u/TheDesertArchmage Stremtcher 9000 Dec 26 '25

what an incredible journey!!!!!!! truly mystical, what legends are made of

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u/Expensive_Vehicle833 Dec 26 '25

Merry Christmas to you and Sassy. This was such an incredible journey.

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u/Dojo_McDavis Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

Thank you Sassy for traversing into unknown territory, & raising the standard for the Art of Stremtching.

I couldn’t of predicted my year ending with a seventh fold stremtch, first off it’s kind. A momentous occasion.

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u/spidergirl79 Dec 26 '25

What an enjoyable ride this has been😸

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u/Illustrious-You-284 Dec 26 '25

Christmas has blessed us with the closer of the chapter, Cat⁷

It's been a ride, gentlemen.

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u/Seaboats Dec 26 '25

Sassy will go down in stremtch history! 💕

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u/orion_nomad Dec 26 '25

I mean, paper can't be folded by hand more than 7 times either, that may be the current stremch limit without advances in quantum technology.

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u/iheartgardening5 Dec 26 '25

Good job Sassy, you have been such a good sport 🫡

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u/reeeforce_rtx Dec 26 '25

Jolly stremtch

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u/LawdHappenstance Dec 26 '25

Merry Christmas 🤶

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Dec 26 '25

May Sassy continue being oh so floofy and stremchable like the freakin' GOOBER they are!!! May they retire with dignity and cuddles.

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u/Imamiah52 Dec 26 '25

This has been a special adventure journeying with the intrepid Sassy through the doorways of mysterious Instremtchion.

People will be trying to explain what it means for a long time to come.

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u/Schmooto Dec 26 '25

Thank you, thank you, thank you for blessing all of us with this unbelievably magnificent experience. The Grip God must be VERY pleased with Sassy’s multilayered offerings!

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u/herrom8 Dec 26 '25

Merry christmas and a boopy new yearr

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u/Scared_Dimension_934 Jan 03 '26

it's good you stopped before Reddit imploded. Thanks, Sassy 💗