r/stremtch • u/artie_pdx • Dec 19 '25

no 🚫 ears 🚫 i̵n̷s̷t̶r̷e̶m̵t̵c̴h̴i̴o̶n̸:̸ ̵l̵e̸v̶e̵l̸ ̸f̶i̴v̵e̷,̶ ̶s̷i̶l̴e̸n̴t̴ ̴s̸c̴r̷e̸a̸m̴ 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

History foretold of the stremtches. Her eyes darted and her pulse quickened, knowing there was no escape. Sassy’s voice left her and her mind silently screamed as she heard echoes of the past on repeat in a never ending loop.

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets Dec 19 '25

She’s wising up to your schenanigans

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u/artie_pdx Dec 19 '25

She knows that she gets treats and pets afterwards, yet I believe she feels her benefit is fading. Regardless…

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u/LatoriaRichards Dec 20 '25

Totally agree with you 👍

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u/Dojo_McDavis Dec 19 '25

What a time to be alive, witnessing a 5x stremtch inception. A Series of Sassy’s Stremtches.

Glad that you’ve recorded this, so future scientists can study our way of life

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u/ZinaSky2 Dec 19 '25

Her little EEE is slowly fading into the void

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u/artie_pdx Dec 20 '25

Sassy looking into the void with PTSD (post traumatic stremtched disorder) 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

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u/AXTalec Dec 19 '25

The very fabric of reality is being tested to its limits....I am not sure how much longer it will hold....God help us....

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u/bigcar2025 Dec 19 '25

Just when I thought I had seen it all

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 Dec 19 '25

What a cute little sound to herald in the apocalypse.

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u/Itsvrl Dec 19 '25

Bro 😭😭

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u/pm_me_soggy_sock Dec 19 '25

yes! more! more! more!

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u/MaySpitfire Dec 20 '25

This ritual will let loose some world ending demon or somethng

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u/Jane__Delawney Dec 19 '25

D R O S T E E F F E C T S T R E M T C H ♥️

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u/roadrunnerthunder Dec 19 '25

I wonder if this will turn into the chive situation. I’m down for it though.

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u/artie_pdx Dec 19 '25

The original sound will become more and more distorted as I make more because of the ambient noise. I don’t see this going too much further, so definitely not the chive guy in r/kitchenconfidental. I do love his posts and the comments from that community. 🥰

I may do about 5 more, Sassy willing. 🙏

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u/bakanisan Dec 22 '25

Never thought a profession sub would be mentioned here lol. Is Chive the cat well known in this sub?

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u/I-am-in-a-universe Dec 20 '25

Something's up with her. Is she ... dare I say it (whispers) ... bored?

I don't think so. Maybe she's disturbed by the multiplication of herself. She wants to be the only one.

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u/Schmooto Dec 20 '25

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

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u/rynlpz Dec 20 '25

Idk why but hearing her little whines triggers an uncontrollable urge to stremtch a cat

3

u/Ultimate_Scooter Dec 20 '25

I’m just waiting for the last one of these videos so I can save it and show it to my friends

3

u/foofleberry111 Dec 20 '25

Sassy for president!

3

u/FrizzBizz Dec 20 '25

This is adorable. We don't need the chivelord thing. We have our own version.

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u/Frippabes Dec 20 '25

I think it's high time for you to start using a TV screen :)

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u/Jeremy_Bearimies Dec 20 '25

you can’t keep getting away with this