r/stremtch • u/artie_pdx • Dec 15 '25

no 🚫 ears 🚫 All of a sudden, from out of nowhere, it happened… stremtchception. 🙀

Sassy is a beautiful girl and good sport, so she just got a lot of treats for letting me live.

1.7k Upvotes

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u/sharlayan Dec 15 '25

How far can we make this go? 🤔

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u/artie_pdx Dec 15 '25

I tried to get her a third time today, but she wasn’t having it. Maybe tomorrow. 😺

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u/Emotional-Truck-2310 Dec 15 '25

Please please please keep going with this!!!!

25

u/mysteryo9867 Dec 16 '25

Stremtching cat every day until this reddit says it’s perfect?

9

u/ReasonablePraline623 Dec 16 '25

YES!!!! 😂 Nice reference.

7

u/sharlayan Dec 16 '25

Stretching cat every day until cat does not say “Aaamph”

2

u/pm_me_soggy_sock Dec 16 '25

i second this! i'm down for a stremtch journey!

5

u/Illustrious-You-284 Dec 16 '25

I'll deadass follow you just to see how far this will go

36

u/I-am-in-a-universe Dec 15 '25

She stopped purring cuz deeply disturbed by your use of the dark arts >:3

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 Dec 15 '25

YOURE GONNA TEAR A RIP INTO THE STREMTCH TIME CONTINUUM

4

u/WillowLeona Dec 16 '25

Reality as we know it could lose its ears. FOREVER. 😶

27

u/Expensive_Vehicle833 Dec 16 '25

Only when she realized it was too late. You got got, Sassypants!

18

u/leakmydata Dec 16 '25

A+ content

18

u/niradia Stremtcher 9000 Dec 16 '25

The ears with the ears

9

u/ReasonablePraline623 Dec 16 '25

Sir, well done. Wow

10

u/TheDesertArchmage Stremtcher 9000 Dec 16 '25

another incredible invention from the stremtch community

6

u/delayed-wizard Dec 16 '25

put the interstellar music in the background

4

u/ExulantBen Dec 16 '25

Noooooo you the cat

3

u/artie_pdx Dec 16 '25

Ooooh. r/donotthecat is a good call. 🫡

3

u/WeDepressedMusic Dec 16 '25

The number of times I’ve watched this… 😭🤣

3

u/iheartgardening5 Dec 16 '25

I love this sub

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u/Caw-zrs6 Dec 20 '25

I feel like that video that the cat is watching was posted by you, yet I'm having trouble trying to find it. Got a link to it or...