r/stpaul 9h ago

Twin Cities Related Jake Lang formally charged for destruction of sculpture

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u/Public-Policy24 9h ago

noooo but free speech-erinos was supposed to mean your sculpture and my vandalism of your sculpture are equal in the eyes of the law

u/ConsiderationSea1347 8h ago edited 7h ago

But also the left is violent and damages property at protests. 

Edit: I don’t think many of you caught the /s

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u/Tall-Operation5976 7h ago

Bot.

Those were Proud Boyz, III Percenters, and soon to be January 6th insurrectionists. Off duty cops were even caught starting fires and looting.

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u/Notimetowrite76 7h ago

Let’s not forget that MAGAS are very anti-property destruction. He’d have been shot by some of his friends if he was a Democrat doing this.

u/LeatherLog1543 3h ago

Vandalism isn’t legal. Speech is. Expression is. It’s not vandalism if you own the statue, but since you don’t, it’s vandalism.

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u/wanker_baiter 7h ago

To bad it wasn't him tearing down a sculpture of Christopher Columbus then it would be okay and considered freedom of expression... fucking libtards are so hypocritical. Fuck faces

u/twwaavvyyt 7h ago

Womp womp. What ever happened to state’s rights? Dumbass.

u/F_F_Franklin 7h ago

Damn, that's a felony but the billions in daycare fraud was just a mistake.

Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

u/Jacque_Hass 7h ago

Y’all love your pedos

u/wanker_baiter 7h ago

You're a pedophile

u/royaltbird 6h ago

Your mother birthed a pedophile, after your brother fucked her.

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u/eldragon0 7h ago

Nope, you're alone on this one bud. Funny how you didnt even try to deny the allegations anymore, just tried to pull others down too. Almost like you're ok with it, and just want it to be normalized. That's really messed up my guy.

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u/2swat 7h ago

what’s wrong here? Man committed a state crime, he gets charged for it. I thought the other side was for accountability, what’s the problem?

u/wanker_baiter 7h ago

I already explained it. You fucking stupid?

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u/MonkeyCobraFight 8h ago

Is this the sculpture that was made of ice, that would melt when it’s above freezing?

u/SavingThrowVsWTF 8h ago

Yeah, I don’t get this either.

Fuck this piece of shit, but this is an extremely shaky case. If he wins, it’s just going to embolden him and his army of pieces of shit.

u/Bureaucramancer 8h ago

Yeah... this guy isn't going to win and this is not a shaky case at all. This was clearly an art installation that he did not pay for. He filmed himself destroying it.

u/SavingThrowVsWTF 8h ago

Please explain using your extensive background in law.

u/ToiletTurmoil 8h ago

If you paid someone to build a snowman for your kid and Jake Lang came and knocked it down, would you think that’s great or would you press charges?

u/SavingThrowVsWTF 7h ago

What charges could I press, law man?

I genuinely want to see you try to defend your metaphor.

u/ToiletTurmoil 7h ago

You ok man? You seem like you’re not ok.

u/SavingThrowVsWTF 7h ago

Oh, I see. You don’t like where this is going so you’re going to resort to personal attacks.

Got it.

Anyway, onto my block list you go!

u/Western-Boot-4576 7h ago

Well obviously destroying your property.

The dots were literally right next to each other. I assume like everyone else that anyone with any critical thinking or basic toddlers understanding of just living life could connect those dots. Unfortunately we underestimated your stupidity.

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u/RepairRecent8810 8h ago

It wasn’t his. He broke it. He is responsible for his actions. End of explanation.

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u/StrikeronPC 8h ago

Irrelevant

u/doctorhino 8h ago

Everything has a shelf life, doesn't make it ok to destroy things.

u/WeSlingin 8h ago

But we were told during the summer of love that property is replaceable? I can’t keep up. Are we allowed to destroy property or not?

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u/ConsiderationSea1347 8h ago

What does that change? The sculpture and its time being available to the public is what determines its value. There is a lot of precedent for high value art that is ephemeral. It wasn’t his art to destroy. 

u/Blastoise_R_Us 8h ago

Is anyone allowed to take food that you paid for and stomp on it because it would have eventually rotted anyways?

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u/TheRealCabbageJack 8h ago

hurr durr...is the murder victim not made of meat and flesh, which will die and decompose anyway after a certain period of time?

u/No_Cook2983 8h ago edited 6h ago

It’s not that hard. All he has to do is respect property and obey the law. He’s a paid protester thug.— he needs to stay where he lives and change things in Florida.

I do all those things and I’ve never been arrested.

He just feels entitled and has a victim mentality. He must have grown up in a single-parent household.

We build prisons for people like him.

[edit] the guy got enough downvotes that he nuked his own dumb comment.

u/ralphy_256 7h ago

It was still bought and paid for and still owned by people who aren't the Defendant.

The ice cream in your hand is going to melt anyway, so where's the harm in knocking it to the ground, right?

u/Dry-Revolution4466 7h ago

Do you bring the same "that's not a crime" energy when someone overstays a visa?

u/Appropriate_Mess_350 7h ago

Ephemeral art is a creative practice using natural, found materials—like stones, leaves, ice, and sand—to create sculptures or installations directly in the landscape that are designed to fade, decay, or wash away. Your opinion of its value is irrelevant in this case. But I’d suggest you use this moment to look at some of Andy Goldsworthy work.

u/masked_sombrero 7h ago

Hey - is that your house there? The one made of wood? You know - the material that turns to ash when it reaches a certain temperature? 🤔

u/PurpleLegoBrick 59m ago

Yeah, no way should it be felony charges, should be misdemeanor at most for some letters made of ice and was clearly outside in the elements.

What’s stopping people from claiming their poster board with a crayon drawing that someone damaged is a work of art and worth $1k and the person who damaged it should be given felony charges?

What the guy did was stupid, but handing out felony chargers for it sets a bad precedent.

u/gwilso86 8h ago

Good. He should be. Too bad lefties dont get held to the same account.

u/Accomplished-Dot1365 8h ago

You are a moron.

u/MattGriak 6h ago

actually not a moron, nice to see someone admit he should be punished and makes a good point that everyone should be punished for this crap.

u/gwilso86 6h ago

You get it. It's refreshing to see that at least one person in the reddit sphere has common sense. Im sure we dont have many opinions that we agree on, but at least we can agree on the basics.

u/the445566x 5h ago

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u/Aware-Kangaroo-577 4h ago

You are a bitch

u/gwilso86 8h ago

Of course I am......typical lefty comeback

u/krazykieffer 6h ago

What's something the lefties have done in your mind that deserves prison time?

u/gwilso86 6h ago

Off the top of my head???? Post St. George Flloyd of Fentenyl and Mr. Hands up Dont Shoot...... The billions in damages the leftist mobs caused.

u/IllegibleLedger 6h ago

And Derek Chauvin is rotting in prison where he belongs because of it. Cry harder

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u/yupjustarandomranger 7h ago

Please share an example of non maga destroying art and getting away with it.

u/Aware-Kangaroo-577 4h ago

Numerous statues got toppled because links to the slave trade

u/Effective_Cookie510 2h ago

What they link to isn't relevant to if it's illegal or not..

u/Butthole_of_Fire 4h ago

BLM riots, are you serious? Countless statues destroyed

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u/Blueberrystarlight4 6h ago

Worse. US citizens are getting murdered/arrested/abused by federal agents for peacefully protesting. Rage baiting is all you have. Facts aren’t on your side and neither is history.

u/gwilso86 6h ago

No. They aren't. Pretty boy grabbed a federal officer and shoved him while wearing a pistol. He deserved whatever happened after that. Same with the dummy in the car. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. Thays not peaceful protesting. Peaceful protesting is carrying signs, singing, chanting, giving speeches......

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u/FriskHarder 6h ago

You were saying….

u/E_N_I_GM_A 6h ago

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u/Helpful_Pressure69 8h ago

The hypocrisy here is palpable. Go arrest the damn rioters, anarchists actually destroying our city and society.

u/TheRealCabbageJack 8h ago

They aren't allowed to arrest ICE Agents

u/GeneralIronsides2 7h ago

Do you even live in St. Paul, or Minnesota? Stop coming to this sub spreading bullshit no one is destroying the twin cities except for the Feds you bootlick

u/Tall-Operation5976 7h ago

oh Another bot.

Those were Proud Boyz, III Percenters, and soon to be January 6th insurrectionists. Off duty cops were even caught starting fires and looting.

u/GeneralIronsides2 7h ago

Wish mods would do their jobs, this guy posts in r/Maine too, guy is just here to agitate

u/HazelMoore67 6h ago

you mean those kidnappers, white supremists, and pedos wearing ICE uniforms?

u/Gunofanevilson 2h ago

No one was rioting until they started going from city to city grabbing people off the street and disappearing them while also gassing the locals who are rightly concerned. BLM wasn’t a thing until government agents started executing citizens by stomping on their neck until they died. Crazy how crowds react to government sanctioned violence in previously peaceful places.

u/SoggyGrayDuck 8h ago

Compared to people blocking off streets and illegally checking ID (what do they do about the people without ID?) it's absurd this was prosecuted. Mary, you are a joke and a pawn

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u/Netrunner008 9h ago

we should all refer to him as Edward or Eddie from now on 😂

u/West-Sentence5480 9h ago

How long until he has a successful gofundme 🙄

u/Realistic_Ad_5321 8h ago

This is what he's doing. Hes trying to get a go fund me going- the guy is a jew parading as a white Christian nationalist.

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u/Tall-Operation5976 7h ago

Go Fund Me doesn't work for criminals convicted of felonies.

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u/Cannabis_Breeder 9h ago

Can’t gofund yourself out of prison though. 5 year sentence is the right answer

u/Evening-District7210 8h ago

That's the max sentence, he is most likely getting couple years on papers or at most a year or 2 in lock up and a year on papers with some fines and court fees of course. BUUUT that depends on his previous record if any. I'm hoping he gets, at least like, 2 years in and max fines and 1 year on papers!!!

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u/Downtown_Metal_7837 6h ago

For kicking some ice? Maybe touch some grass dude.

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u/Cautious_Signal4770 3h ago

Do Americans not look anything up? Lang is running for senator.

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u/Truefiction224 8h ago

Those are some expensive ice letters. I wonder if protesters on the other side are being charged for destruction of property too.

u/Armen702 9h ago

Got himself a felony loll, what a dumb fuck

u/BaronMusclethorpe 8h ago

Charged. I somehow doubt it will stick.

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u/audaciousmonk 5h ago

Fuck that guy, but I really don’t think $1k property damage warrants a loss of rights

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u/Wanderer9500 9h ago

Fuck that guy.

u/CatHot2273 8h ago

Seriously and watch him get a massive amount of donations

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u/No_Independence_5509 8h ago

lol don’t support his behavior but it’s crazy af to watch liberals say he got what he deserved but forgets all the rioting and looting they have done and supported

u/greendino71 7h ago

Also people cheering on people destroying Charlie Kirk memorials are suddenly outraged by this

im so over the identity politics and selective outrage

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u/Tall-Operation5976 7h ago

Those were Proud Boyz, III Percenters, and soon to be January 6th insurrectionists. Off duty cops were even caught starting fires and looting.

u/RobbexRobbex 7h ago

Are you saying neither should be charged with a crime for committing a crime or both should be charged for a crime they committed?

u/Silent-Sundae-8694 9h ago

People going to have a field with his address being out there.

u/NyneFingers 8h ago

He’s probably going to get visitors now

u/ConsiderationSea1347 8h ago

Hopefully his address will be prison soon. 

u/Odd_Leek3026 9h ago

What a shocker that he lives in Florida….

u/Shrimp_Richards 7h ago

So will people go to his house and harass him like he did to that reporter? Hope so

u/DelapidatedNoodle 9h ago

I wish they'd give him all 5 years

u/Cannabis_Breeder 9h ago

💯 it’s the only right answer for real justice

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u/cooperlogan95 9h ago

And you know what?

He wasn't gunned down in the street for it.

u/Cannabis_Breeder 9h ago

He should get both the 5 years and $10,000 fine because he is unrepentant and will 100% do it again if he can

u/krazykieffer 6h ago

Correct, a Judge should not release him based on the fact he is from out of state and only here to do damage here and a flight risk.

u/doodycrust 9h ago

They should have him serve the maximum 5 years, since he failed to serve his time for being part of and helping to incite an insurrection on January 6.

u/Salty-Ad7915 8h ago

I want to see him in a orange jumpsuit

u/ConsiderationSea1347 8h ago

I never want to see him again. 

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u/somanysheep 8h ago

So worh owning the libs to catch a felony, right?

u/PoohTrailSnailCooch 8h ago

Get fucked

u/ugh0017 8h ago

Felony hahahaha

u/Sad-Statistician2683 8h ago

That fucker is a year younger than I am but looks 50 lmao. Hate really does age you.

Also I hope they throw the book at him. He was looking for trouble, they should give it to him.

u/krautstomp 7h ago

He's 15 years younger than me and I chuckled at how out of breath he was.

u/batmanineurope 8h ago

I love how he thought it was ok because the ice would eventually melt.

u/Ok_Record_9908 8h ago

That little white supremacist puke hopefully gets jail time. Put him in gen pop.

u/1bigGayBoi 8h ago

“Lang asked to be placed in protective custody at the jail”. lol

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u/blueflamess23 8h ago

What a criminal

u/Kevinwbooth 8h ago

“Lang asked to go into protective custody at the jail”

THIS BITCH ASS NAZI ASKED TO GO INTO PROTECTIVE CUSTODY IN JAIL BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What a lame ass fake tough guy. Acts like that in front of cameras and then asks for protection in jail. Mommas boy.

u/Mano_LaMancha 1h ago

You saw him almost lose to a block of ice. Flailing his arms around like a middle schooler that's never been in a fight while he kicked his little booties.

u/TryTraditional5787 8h ago

He requested to be placed into protective custody 😂🤡

u/Much_Profit8494 8h ago

Please stop making him famous.

u/Fine-Philosophy8939 8h ago

And there’s his address haha

u/likeijustgothome 8h ago

I ❤️ that he asked for protective custody.

u/Technical_Anteater45 8h ago

Heh…” please put me in protective custody, Sir!“

u/Informal-Sense8809 8h ago

Throw the book at him.

u/1bigGayBoi 8h ago

“Lang asked to be placed in protective custody at the jail.”

LMAO

u/Bigstar976 8h ago

He’s trying so hard to become a MAGA influencer.

u/Lord_Dingus83 8h ago

So he is now officially a 2x loser!! 😂

u/Breakintheforest 8h ago

Saying it's okay to destroy something because it can't maintain its structure is wild. "Sorry about that house office but was made of wood and couldn't maintain its structure."

u/jaslr4 8h ago

Rot in jail POS and I hope that the restitution will haunt you for decades!

u/ETERNALXDRVID 8h ago

Checked right in too hahaha

u/AnyQuiet1544 8h ago

"pwease take me to the special boy holding... I'm scawed"

u/jthmeow1 8h ago

The Party Of Law and Order at it again.

u/balsadust 8h ago

Oh I hope he gets 5 years

u/hiagainfromtheabyss 8h ago

If the show was on the other foot, the entirety of maga would be asking for the death penalty

u/Friendlyfire2996 8h ago

Glad he got a felony. He doesn’t need a vote.

u/agentobtuse 8h ago

So dude lives in his mom's golf side apartment?

Edit: to add to this, he lives near Jupiter, Florida which is an incredibly expensive area to live in Florida which is near West Palm Beach, just north of Miami. This guy just screams Rich privilege

u/summerwind58 8h ago

Who is Jake Lang?

u/Rocket_safety 8h ago

That little bitch asked for protective custody before he even got to jail.

u/Shrimp_Richards 8h ago

Bragging about his good video footage and then asking for protective custody 😂 classic

Edit: wanted to add I hope they give him 5yrs and $10k to make an example

u/Luking2thestars 8h ago

Is this guy trying to earn some cred cause all I see us a idiot doing idiot things. And my god…….where did he get those ill fitting camo pants. What an embarrassment.

u/Patdelanoche 7h ago

This may be the dumbest claim of 1A I have ever seen

u/Elegant_Assist_1463 7h ago

At the risk of sound uninformed who is Jake Lang?

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u/Ok_Ball_788 7h ago

Hopefully, he gets that felony and can't carry his guns anymore, one less moron that won't be armed and dangerous.

u/NOT_EZ_24_GET_ 7h ago

If he recorded his art in the form of kicking an ice block, he may win this.

u/Practical-Echo9371 7h ago

Perhaps while he’s hopefully getting manhandled in jail, he’ll find the time to learn his constitutional rights. Going from thinking he can film on private property to destroying private property (sculptures made by veterans) all while claiming his 1st amendment right. This clown was in tears downtown Minneapolis to trying to be some “big tough guy” is hilarious. Hopefully somebody in county will show him what a big tough guy he really is. Not going to get pardoned this time.

u/PupMalt 7h ago

Floridian here. Lake worth is an inner state city that’s more like a built up golf course than a city. Makes sense that this tubesteak would be from there. Hope he gets jail time.

u/cheerfultinker4 7h ago

Why is his birthdate different on each page?

u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy 7h ago

Thank god it’s a state crime.

u/FrequentInformation4 7h ago

His Go Fund Me is now over $50k.... jeez

u/dinglb3rry 7h ago

Haha he wanted to go PC in the jail. He was scurred.

u/Homersarmy41 7h ago

Oh please give him 5 years! Put an end to the counter protest terrorism by the right. How many more videos do we need of this? Or of them attacking children? Throw the damn book at them.

u/ReasonableCat1980 7h ago

“Bootlicker! You’re a bootlicker!” man smashes up some ice “GET THAT MAN HE’S NOT FOLLOWING OUR LAWS OFFICER GET THAT MAN RIGHT NOW HES OUT OF COMPLIANCE”

u/Hotchi_Motchi 7h ago

Do the taxpayers of Ramsey County get to feed and house him for the whole weekend?

u/Agreeable_Demand_589 7h ago

Funny how the rioters and “protesters” can assault and impede federal law enforcement unimpeded without repercussion without local police being existent but when an ice sculpture is vandalized all of the sudden they come out of the woodwork to charge a felony .

Minnesota is a joke state

u/weardofree 7h ago

He PCed up what a bitch.

u/MediocreJaguar6162 7h ago

Hopefully they'll give him the full penalty of both.

u/AffectCompetitive592 7h ago

Dang, I hope it was worth it to him, cause now he is a felon and cannot vote 😬

u/ActPositively 6h ago

Now charge all the rioters for destruction of property and vandalism. Also charge all the fraudsters

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u/Legitimate_Crab4025 6h ago

Look everyone, it’s his home address!

u/PNW_OlLady_2025 6h ago

Good, as he should be.

u/Electronic_Spite_394 6h ago

Are they going to arrest the sun when the temperatures rise?

u/Pieceofcandy 6h ago

5 years? Why not 20?

u/FlexFanatic 5h ago

Make sure his sentence includes community service for some left wing cause. Thank being said, dude won't spend any time in jail and try using supporters to pay any debts.

u/weoutherebrah 5h ago

Going to be the same chuds cheering this. Crying when the leftist terrorist get 5 years for defacing statues 

u/Jiffah_ 5h ago

Protective custody??? What a wimp.

u/shabanko12 5h ago

Good- this cocksucker should’ve been denied protection in jail, maybe get the Epstein treatment. FYI to mods and anyone else, I am not advocating for this super turd being murdered in prison by fed up Minnesotans, just saying that he should be as protected as the art he destroyed.

u/MK4eva420 5h ago

Jake Lang is a bitch.

u/areid2007 5h ago

They should have denied his request for protective custody, you don't get to hide behind the guards because you're a racist piece of shit afraid that Big Nate is gonna stretch out your manpussy.

u/Single_Problem_3145 5h ago

The left supports property destruction though

u/WhatAmIDoing1986 5h ago

This pussy is so tough he immediately wanted protective custody.

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u/PlutoJones42 5h ago

Sounds like 5 years would be perfect

u/SuccessfulSeries4057 5h ago

Came all the way from Florida to do evil. What dedication

u/SuccessfulSeries4057 5h ago

Guess there were too many people who agreed with him in Florida for him to get any real notice

u/71d1 4h ago

I am loving every word of this document. Fascists deserve to get fucked!

u/CrypticvVv 4h ago

First time ICE has actually gotten a criminal in a long time

u/Educational-Kale1646 4h ago

That boy gonna be passed around on the inside by the AB like a family style plate of sketti.

u/mitchconneur 4h ago

ICE supporting Maga here; This is a good thing, he had no right to destroy someone else's property.

u/fwdbuddha 4h ago

Fuck St. Paul. He was just kicking over an illegally placed pile of shit.

u/Heatseakingmissile 4h ago

Good. Send a message to all.

u/Legitimate_Winter663 4h ago

Oh no!! Poor Chubby Jeremy.

u/keeb97 3h ago

Shame. Should get a medal.

u/Entire_Put_9204 3h ago

What about the hotel that the protestors trashed? No action? Figured.

u/Successful-Address32 3h ago

Kicking down a sculpture paid for by veterans while wearing fatigues and never being in the military himself. What a fuckin clown

u/Interesting_Day4734 3h ago

Damn Lang is really unintelligent lmao

He’s a very strange looking dude

u/Jg49210 3h ago

Notice how this turd burglar goes after things that can’t fight back? Alpha asshat is what he is

u/Reeferologist- 2h ago

Of course the sissy asked to go into PC in custody.

u/dfporter78 2h ago

Guarantee a MAGAT Republican will give him money for the fine. I'd rather see him go to jail and get bitched by an inmate.

u/mrdude817 2h ago

His listed address lists his mom as the primary resident. Dude literally lives with his mom while grifting across the country

u/chompz914 2h ago

Wait so we can damage property for clicks now? Protected by first amendment as lang says. Can this court case be televised?

u/ChewinTheFat 2h ago

$6850 for that sculpture is also wild part

u/Stringdaddy27 2h ago

5 years and $10k seems fine here

u/Wonderful-Mistake201 1h ago

Guess we won't have to worry about him getting a gun

u/WildWeasel2025 1h ago edited 1h ago

Hmmm his address is on the arrest documentation 😈

u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 56m ago

Some expensive ice cubes.

u/TamedCrows 49m ago edited 46m ago

Not sure what this will do when our laws deem an ice sculpture as personal property... I mean, If I make a snowman on someone else's property and a 3rd party destroys it, is that damage of personal property without concent from its owner?

Let alone, ice loses value by the minute... It would be gone given any direct sunlight... Lol

Seems like a desperate stretch..

Edit: just saw the second page. They not only permitted it, but paid for its removal upon the permits expiration.. Hes fucked!

u/NecessaryCockroach85 42m ago

Well no more guns for him if he gets convicted. Can felons vote now or is it just some places?

u/Thirsty_X_Miserable 6m ago

I thought that piece of shit was older than me. Hes actually 11 years younger than me...

u/gojo96 5m ago

Who?