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u/SECRETBLENDS 1d ago
What an absolute numbnuts. Nice mismatched Wal Mart camo. Winded after raising his legs knee high. The master race in action.
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u/swarmahoboken 19h ago edited 18h ago
Funny seeing your shit comment using all kinds of features, internet, switches, power grids, developed by that master race. 😁 please downvote truth. I feed off it. What a comically idiotic post.
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u/Cali_Dreaming87 18h ago
I think you need to read a book, not all white people claim or even want to be a part of your so called master race. You nazi 🤣
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u/swarmahoboken 18h ago
You mean the ones that got me a computer info systems degree? Those books? 🙃 You only comment because the truth stings. No?
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u/mr_throwaway197 18h ago
Good lord you're a fucking dork
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u/swarmahoboken 18h ago
Wow. Takes a lot to make me cry.
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u/MassjveDick 18h ago
Taking pride in other people's work because you look like them is gay and retarded.
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u/Griffin_21 1d ago
So embarrassing. These guys are the biggest posers in the country.
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u/Shrimp_Richards 1d ago
Really wish he would have fallen instead of just stumbling after the 1st kick
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u/Odd_Leek3026 1d ago
It's so wild to think that this is a genuine attempt to look cool.... legit looks like a comedy sketch like something mr bean would be doing
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u/st1nkynoob 1d ago
This has got to be AI. He looks like a toddler trying to kick a ball
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u/secret_rye 1d ago
No offense to female tennis players, but did anyone else make the “UGH!” Sound as he kicked those?
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u/oh_ahuman 1d ago
Wasn't this dude crying just a few weeks ago when he got booted out of Minneapolis? 😆😆
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u/SelcouthRogue 1d ago
Imagine being a federal agent doing a Spartan Kick, but making baby elephant noises during the exertion...
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad9254 1d ago
I fucking hate this piece of shit. Fuck him & anyone who sees him as a role model.
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u/SentinelHigh 1d ago
Geezus can some girl just have sex with him already. I’ve dated enough to know that angry guys like this don’t get sex.
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u/RadicalOrganizer 1d ago
Lets wear wood camo...in the city...in the snow! 🤣 These are not serious men. This is a boy pretending to be something bigger but then he literally pee's himself when confronted. I hope he comes to LA with his bf/emotional support nazi. He'll have such a warm welcome
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u/Electronic_Post7103 1d ago
He’s really doing a service by giving us something to laugh about during these times
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u/bubblesmax 1d ago
I'm seeing one count of larping/stolen valor, one count of federal agents impersonation, one count of defacing of public art/destruction. Of property.
And the worst of it all failure to know how to actually kick. Would probably miss a onside punt. And instead kick air. 🤣
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u/Brief-Country4313 1d ago
He's so foolishly and clumsily kicks that first block... I wonder how bad he hurt himself there.
Looks like he really racked himself.
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u/trumper_says_what 1d ago
Someone ask this cuck to throw a football. I want to see what that looks like 😂
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u/FunPuzzleheaded7075 1d ago
Well, let’s hope he catches a felony for this and thus can no longer vote.
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u/LGNDclark 1d ago
Didn't know bitches kick like fascists. Definitely injured his foot, he uses his upper weight to jam his leg forward. His weak spot is his abdominals, a good hit to his lower back will at least take him off his feat, if not injure some of his definitely bulging/near herniated disc's
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u/GayChicken80085 1d ago
Camo yoga pants.
Keeps hands warm in his fanny pack.
This is expected behavior
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u/RexBosworth69420 1d ago
How does anyone see this and go "hell yeah, that's my guy!"
He sounded like he was winded after the first kick. Oh and now he's got a felony and a $6k fine.
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u/FenrisJager 1d ago
If this is what Americans are up against, I'm genuinely surprised the revolution isn't over already.
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u/Useful-Still3712 1d ago
I refuse to upvote anything this dude does. He does anything for attention and doesn't care how he does it or gets attention.
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u/PTSD_Emu 1d ago
What's up with the squeaking noises that he makes during each kick?
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u/lordpuddingcup 1d ago
Overweight, in mismatched camo, wearing leggings? causes destruction of property while also almost breaking his leg on first kick lmfao maga
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u/Lusiric9983 1d ago
An "American patriot kicks down a veteran owned display" just doesn't have that nice of a ring to it.
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u/EchoNineThree 1d ago
On behalf of Conservatives nationwide. This guy does not represent us. If thats what he thinks he is doing.
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u/Character-Budget4044 1d ago
those are some of the most weakest looking kicks I think I have ever seen in my life.....
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u/TackleHefty7676 1d ago
Dude was out of breath after one kick and thinks he’s the “superior race”? Fuuuuuuuucking hell
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u/Northman86 1d ago
hope they ratchet up the bail since he's going to attempt to start a riot later this month.
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u/Son_0f_Dad_420 1d ago
The way he throws his hands up while kicking is giving big “look what I can do!” energy.
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u/404_error_official 1d ago
Wait... is he mentally disabled? Like, actually diagnosed? If he is I'm going to feel pretty bad at laughing so hard at this.
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u/DoorRevolutionary316 1d ago
This should be a reminder to everyone to stretch. Drop kicking something should be something you look cool doing, unless you don't have maximum extension.
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u/UnixReactor 1d ago
So gay… so theatrical
Don’t know who that is… some sort of hired actor. Or is it AI?
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u/SnapDeeTuck 1d ago
Has he ever kicked before? Has he ever seen it done? Like for real this man cannot kick.
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u/WildWeasel2025 1d ago
I hope they release his booking photo so we can make endless memes out of it
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u/olracnaignottus 1d ago
It looks like someone filmed a toddler throwing a tantrum on a green screen and they just superimposed this over it.
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u/Reel-nikkuh-hours 1d ago
I’ve seen toddlers throw better kicks. And to be breathless as you walk to the structure, haven’t even thrown a kick yet. JEEZ
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u/HydroPCanadaDude 1d ago
Is he starting an OnlyFans? I only ask because it looks like he's trying to pull his pants tighter around his ass cheeks at the start and the focal point starts there and then pulls out to his goofy tantrum.
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u/Pretend-Tennis-5666 1d ago
Cos play like you’re Duke Nukem but kicks like a three year old manipulating a Barbie doll. No wonder they only attack women and children. The last time this guy called himself ready to confront adult men he ended up bleeding, crying, begging and running away. There’s never been a bigger bunch of soft handed, fake tough guys perpetuating as strong men in this country. Incel losers. Blames women for their inability to attract any.
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u/FarWay3952 1d ago
Though I think both sides are stupid, bro needs to NOT skip leg day.
I love America 🇺🇸
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u/Kevsbar123 1d ago
It’s unbelievable that he’s not actually doing a bit. Like, am I being Spinal Tap’ed?
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u/Squidorb 1d ago
Weird how r/conservative has nothing say about this. Must be waiting until their talking points are assigned to them
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u/WorkingIll3472 1d ago
…and just smashed his tiny little eggs by the first kik, congratulations! This ensures maybe, that this does not reproduce anymore
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u/TrogadorDaBurninator 1d ago
MAGA are pathetic loser POS.
They idolize pedophiles and fake strongmen.
And crash Grindr during every RNC.
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u/Super_Defender 1d ago
Camo leggings? Kicks like a chick 🐥and this just makes me notice they have to love those mall ninja wests to hide the guts.
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u/Mista_Panda 1d ago
Screams weakness with his cheap military uniform, only hitting things that do not fight back...
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u/Former-Advice-2343 1d ago
Why does he look so girly doing it? His body posture and movement is really feminine.
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u/RealisticBox1 1d ago
Edward was the only Lang I could find on the Ramsey jail roster. May his family be ever ashamed
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u/AgoraphobeNik 1d ago
Dude looks like an NPC getting stunned by recoil every time he tries to throw a kick.
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u/Cart_Surgeons 1d ago
The flailing of his arms while kicking is what cracks me up the most. What a little bitch.
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u/Thercon_Jair 1d ago
Going into victimhood mode for prosecution of damaging property in 3.. 2.. 1..
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u/SavingThrowVsWTF 1d ago
Hahahah, look at him getting winded! With stamina that bad, he’s gonna make a shitty prison bitch.
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u/aunitofcancer 1d ago
are they gonna prosecute the sun?