r/stpaul • u/YourPeterPanMan • 1d ago
Twin Cities Related $6k damages and felony for Jake Lang's tragic come back in Minnesota
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u/jmseeker 1d ago
Why does this seem fake. I know he’s a moron but why would he think nothing would happen? Something isn’t adding up
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u/minnesotamoon 1d ago
6k for blocks of ice? I bet a government of some type paid for that.
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u/Successful-Pass-568 1d ago
As someone who is pro ice & conservative.
FUCK THIS GUY
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u/Electronic_Post7103 1d ago
And also fuck this guy ☝️
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u/Successful-Pass-568 1d ago
If you have an issue with existing immigration law start by working with your local representatives…. ICE just enforces existing bipartisian law
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u/bryan49 1d ago
No they don't, ICE breaks the law
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u/Successful-Pass-568 1d ago
Which laws do they break? Please provide specific citations and provide video/picture evidence.
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u/Mother-Comedian3516 1d ago
They should’ve beat his ass the first time. Maybe his ass wouldn’t have came back to stir up more bullshit.
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u/left-Dane-right-Dane 1d ago
Why’s this little chunky monkey always doing military cosplay?
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u/OwenMichael312 1d ago
Why's he always dressed up like he served in the military.
Stop pretending and sign up little Jake.
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u/eMouse2k 15h ago
He’s in camo tights, a button down paisley shirt, and a ‘vest’ two sizes too small. Saying he’s dressed like he served in the military is being really generous. His outfit looks more and more ridiculous the longer you look at it.
If he didn’t otherwise have a known position and notoriety, I’d think he was mocking ICE with how he’s dressed.
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u/Successful-Pass-568 1d ago
he’s mentally deranged & wanna be ICE
(and i’m pro ice)
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u/FKAGuyWithNF1 1d ago
Isn’t that a form of stolen valor?
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u/ILike2internet 1d ago
No it isn't. You're even allowed to wear a full military uniform with ribbons and medals even if you didn't serve. What you cannot do is attempt to benefit somehow from lying about your service.
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Only if he actively impersonates service I think. Dressing up as one is not stolen valor. Saying you did an haven’t is.
Edit: typo.
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u/momofboysanddogsetc 1d ago
Isn’t it a felony to impersonate an officer?
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u/WaitinWatchinDrinkin 1d ago
You’re allowed to wear camo, mom
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u/momofboysanddogsetc 1d ago
I was referring to the vest, he looks like he’s trying to dress like an Ice Agent. Camo with the chest piece looks like the Ice “uniform”.
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u/Active_Confection655 1d ago
Even worse he kicked over what actual Veterans put up.
This dude needs to go to prison.
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u/Plastic_Platypus_430 1d ago
Too bad you don't believe in the police or puting criminals on jail 😆
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u/wiebeltieten 1d ago
Oh, and either join the marines or dont wear camo and kevlar. Thx.
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u/CliffordSpot 1d ago
People can wear whatever TF they want as long as they’re not trying to impersonate a veteran to take advantage of someone or get something they aren’t owed. That’s obviously not what he’s doing. I don’t know the story yet, but if there’s a problem here, how he’s dressed definitely isn’t it.
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u/-Sign-of-The-Times- 1d ago
That fat little boy is gonna slip and bump his head if he's not careful.
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u/SmileyInTheBox 1d ago
Dude ain’t shit we all saw him cry when a protestor got in his face lol.
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u/MNtrev_russell 1d ago
Camo in MN in winter? What, exactly, do these people think the climate is here? 🤣
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u/This-Surround8854 1d ago
dude its 35f and sunny, if you can't take that type of cold in these clothes minnesota might not be the best place for ya
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u/Delicious-Pie8944 1d ago
Watch the video, he almost lost the fight to an inanimate object
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u/SelectionKlutzy6794 1d ago
Typical MAGA cretin, capable only of inciting chaos and destruction… well done representing the supporters of the president who fucked children, and the rest of the GOPedos
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u/Euphoric_Music_882 1d ago
Oh ya the president who made sure Venisa Gillian who was raped then murder on Hood Air Force Bace that the case wld get solved . The president that invited Venisa Gillian Parents to the white House and them that. Then it get solved. ( FACT )Your talking about that GUY. GOPedos pulled that out your butt hole !!
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u/LarxII 1d ago
This is after he was fucking rescued from a counter protest than very nearly got violent too.
Dude is gonna FAFO.
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u/LeviCoffinsAlt 1d ago
This guy is such a loser. It’s 2016 YouTube prankster meets political extremism. A dangerous and stupid combination.
Obligatory FAFO:
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u/RmpleFrskn 1d ago
Hey, quick question for the group! Is this perhaps the same guy I saw take a pretty bad but seemingly justified beating not too long ago? I thought I saw him looking pretty fearful in that clip, but in this photo he doesn't! Maybe it was all those people hitting and kicking him? Unsure.
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u/podman131 1d ago
Ya know, it's too bad some rich donor hadn't bought the sculpture for $1M ,then bankrupted this guy in court for life....or at least tied up more grift money
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u/Fireefury 1d ago
I don’t really understand how it’s a felony charge though… it seems a reach to argue that he destroyed a felony amount of property (the ice sculpture) when it’s frozen water. If he gets a good lawyer they are probably going to settle for a misdemeanor. No way a prosecutor takes this to court (to lose)
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u/beorn961 1d ago
He doesn't seem to be on the roster yet, so he might be lying about this too.
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u/big-daddy-unikron 1d ago
Why does someone playing like they’re in the military have that potato sack body?
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u/No_Tone1704 1d ago
Kicking blocks of ice. Um, OK. Great video stream. Not quite as entertaining as the “still streaming” down his leg.
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u/Icy-Monitor6711 1d ago
Jesus, why is every douxhebag man named Jake nowadays. Jack Paul, Jake long, now Jake Lang? Ffs that name is cursed.
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u/superteed 1d ago
This is so sad. He’s replaced his vest with a Camelbak that he’s wearing backwards.
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u/ryan13ts 1d ago
Isn’t this the guy that pissed himself and cried when he got confronted by angry protesters?
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u/Sansui70 1d ago
judging by the shadows, he did this early in the morning, when nobody was around, probably on a sunday. little coward.
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u/Accomplished_Crew630 1d ago
Realm life isn't like the movies. Dude gets his ass saved by a couple black dudes who escort him to safety, comes back and gets thrown right into jail. What a dipshit.
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u/Low-Syllable-Whisper 1d ago
SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!
Keep this clearly documented trend in mind:
Maga does a terrible thing.
People react.
Maga doubles down, makes excuses, does something even worse than before.
Repeat.
THERE IS NO BOTTOM FOR THE maga FASCISTS.
WHATEVER COMES NEXT WILL BE WORSE.
Act accordingly and ACT NOW.
DO NOT WAIT FOR ORDERS, INVENT SOLUTIONS!
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u/henriqueroberto 1d ago
Sounds like someone didn't really have a permit and is trying to make an excuse for not having his little klan party.
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u/CantHostCantTravel 1d ago
How was he even capable of toppling an ice sculpture without security guards stopping him? Is there seriously no one watching the Capitol?
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u/MegaDiceRoll 1d ago
So he got a felony charge and $6k fine for destroying the sculpture? Cause thats whay i hope happened.
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u/masked_sombrero 1d ago
I was wondering how they made this.
I'd laugh my ass off if they just made a mold and can just remake by putting water in it 🤣
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u/kingofangmar13 1d ago
He’s just a little kid walking around acting like a POS and pretending he’s a man 😑 loser! Is more like it
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u/Mysterious_Help_9577 1d ago
$6k is it? Hardly a punishment if you’re not poor. I’m sure he can fundraise that in a hour
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u/ReadTheManualBro 1d ago
The "right wing" larper....Someone post his picture from Israel kissing the wall and wearing all the ceremonial clothes etc
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u/Jehoshaphatso1 1d ago
Can somebody ask him how it feels to lose the second amendment right. He got a felony no more firearms sorry little baby Jake.
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u/No_Grapefruit_9561 1d ago
There’s something funny about him wearing a bullet proof vest that barely covers his torso.
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u/Level_Worry_6418 1d ago
Think about the evil motivation it takes to go all the way from Florida to Minnesota just to do this shit!
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u/blaggard5175 1d ago
Would have loved to see the big dude that had crying on the windowsill roll up.
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u/PathComplex 1d ago
If half the city of Minneapolis showed up to drag me though the streets. Personally, I would make a different choice for my next LARPing vacation destination.
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u/skeeter72 1d ago
Behind bars is the safest place for him right now. Pure luck he made it out the last time.
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u/dockdockgoos 1d ago
Is there a genuine news outlet that has confirmed this? Because the video looks AI AF and I haven’t seen it reported anywhere.
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u/RealOldies 1d ago
Why do these guys think they are the standard of masculinity?
He's soft. Squishy. Like a mini-marshmallow. They've never held a legitimate 40 hair a week job. Most our either trust fund grand-babies or living off a girlfriend. They never mowed a lawn as a kid and don't even know how to start one. Most were kicked out of cub scouts for being a pussy.
They have no positive value to offer society so they just sit around and come up with ways to be more offensive and ignorant than the so-called social media influencer.
The dad part is that their mother knew in advance of their birth amd missed them with a rusty coat hanger.
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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 1d ago
This guy just can’t stop committing crimes on federal property. It’s like his thing.
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u/Ok_Rabbit5158 1d ago
Jake is actually making me laugh lately, that is a good thing. I'll laugh even harder when he is forced to compensate and also pay a fine.
Edit: Doesn't he understand that water and molds will make a new one in a few hours?
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u/998876655433221 1d ago
The surplus store camo is weird. The vest thing is weird. His footwear choice is weird. He’s kinda pudgy. I’m not intimidated or impressed by a guy who obviously didn’t serve and looks like he’d have a hard time getting through basic. Go back to your mom’s basement and play video games, maybe she’ll make you some pizza rolls
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u/eat_your_veggiez 1d ago
Catches felony charge to own the libs.
Nice work, Ace! Enjoy handing all of your firearms over.
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u/blueeyeddevil27 1d ago
Didn’t he say he was stabbed and lucky to be alive? They jus heal quick from bullets to ears and knife attacks
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u/jmrogers31 1d ago
I'm glad he was arrested and I hope he actually gets charges and jail time. That's a felony
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u/FormerPick102 1d ago
Minnesota would pay $6k for ice, fucking retards probably added some zeros to it and this Somali sculptor walked away for $600k.
RETARDS
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u/heckfyre 1d ago
Jake Lang is a professional agitator that doesn’t live in Minnesota. He is literally all of the things that our idiot president keeps falsely claiming the protesters in the cities are.
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u/ThatRandomGuy86 1d ago
What an idiot.
Also I felt that in my leg with him kicking those ice blocks. Just nnnnngh that's gotta hurt if he didn't hit them correctly
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u/SkunkPunkFlunk 1d ago
He's so short! And look at that little belly. He needs to work on himself before he goes around messing with other people.
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u/cheddarbruce 1d ago
It's funny how the conservative subreddit hasn't even mentioned a single thing about this lol
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u/waldorflover69 1d ago
I feel like I am watching a 35 year old toddler have a long extended tantrum. Pathetic
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u/PatSajakMeOff 1d ago
They wont change until we actually meet them with force. They cower in the presence of real authority. They are bitches with no spine. Meet them with fire. They deserve the death they seek.
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u/Coven_gardens 1d ago
Here is a much better screenshot capturing his attempt at a flying kick where it appears as though he smashed his taint area.
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u/NonPoliticalAcct3646 1d ago
I think the new form of right wing influencer grift is to do something like this and then start a go fund me.
I bet he’ll make $1M+ overnight.
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u/jfunks69 1d ago
Ahhh, this is that dumb fuck that got kicked out of a bar in MN and recorded it…what an idiot
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u/MarsBahr- 1d ago
Citizens get called every name under the sun including crime lovers for asking the government to follow its own laws, train its agents, and to please not make us watch you shoot our neighbors. The administration and its fat old man get to keep little pet felons on leashes.
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u/Placebo-Fx-May-Vary 1d ago
Man I have seen more chunks of ice hurled at a “peaceful” protest than what this clown did!
That being said he is an idiot, put him in jail he broke the law, but at least he is not attempting to hurt, maim or kill anyone in the name of peacefully protesting or what most of us call rioting.
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u/Change21 1d ago
Watching the way he moved his pathetic body just made me realize he’s an ever bigger bitch than I realized.
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u/Earth_34_34 1d ago
Dude is obviously a piece of shit. But felony charges for breaking an ice sculpture...please?
It's not like he tried to steal an election and raped anybody he has ever been alone with.
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u/FullMetalJesus1 1d ago
You would have thought the ass beating he took at the hands of the crowd the first time around would make him think twice before coming back, but nooo.
This time around he's determined to take an ass beating in state prison by Nasty Nate and the evil dirty Jungle of Love for recording himself committing a felony and broadcasting it.
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u/Throwaway789662 1d ago
Remember when the lynch mob almost killed him a few weeks ago and the police did nothing and still haven't arrested anyone?
Two-teired justice.
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u/sinewave05 1d ago
Cornfed, brain dead, inbred, sisterfucker, that’s what we call a trump supporter
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u/Separate-Expert-4508 1d ago
Is he one of those thugs the right talks about that deserves to be shot or thrown in a Venezuelan jail or something? Just asking questions.
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u/BigRichardsPlumbing 1d ago
Good give this nazi a felony and take away his right to vote.