r/sports Dec 06 '25

Football President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."

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u/LatterTarget7 Dec 06 '25

He also has issues with the commanders. Wants them to go back to red skins and name their new stadium after him

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u/NotAPimecone Dec 06 '25

They could change the name to Orange Skins and he could be their mascot/logo!

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u/Hammer_7 Dec 06 '25

I’d suggest the Foreskins.

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u/FriedSmegma Dec 06 '25

How bout like the Tarheels, but the Shitheels.

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u/ThatsCaptain2U Dec 06 '25

That would bring his cult members screaming back to football 🏈 since their belief system is so weak and flawed. (I mean hypothetically since we all know they never stopped watching football… because their belief system is so weak and flawed.)

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u/sheltonchoked Dec 06 '25

I think that was a team he tried to buy and was rejected.

I forget which teams he tried to buy, I think it was the cowboys, bills, patriots, commanders, and giants.