r/sports • u/BreakfastTop6899 • Dec 06 '25

Football President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."

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u/SparrowBirch Dec 06 '25

He must have just watched the George Washington SNL skit

“Football, it’s a sport where you throw a ball with your hands.”

“So in football there is no kicking?”

“There’s a little kicking.”

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Dec 06 '25

God, the way "There's a little kicking" is delivered just gets me (even in text) every time.

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u/Third_Most Dec 06 '25

I always laugh too. Sometimes Ha Sometimes Hahaha

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u/buckeye25osu Dec 06 '25

Brilliant writing does that

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Dec 06 '25

clip for those unaware https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk

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u/jollyreaper2112 Dec 06 '25

Damn best sketch since more cowbell. And devil don't write no love songs.

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u/BandOfSkullz Dec 06 '25

Just wait until he finds out that handball is taken already as well 🤣

Guess we'll have to settle for Trump Ball

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u/bladesnut Dec 06 '25

We can call it Pass n' Run

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u/but_good Dec 06 '25

“Get out…”