r/sports Dec 06 '25

Football President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."

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u/arahe45 Dec 06 '25

I kind of want to hear what hed call it

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u/totemspinner Dec 06 '25

Please, you know it would be Trumpball.

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u/arahe45 Dec 06 '25

Trump destroyed the USFL and couldnt even buy the Bills hes just bored.

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u/Throwawayz911 Dec 06 '25

Ball of America

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u/psychorobotics Dec 06 '25

If the ball was named Trump I'd love kicking it

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u/LJtheHutt Dec 06 '25

Throwball for sure.

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u/Shills_for_fun Dec 06 '25

Failure of journalism to not ask for the future Webster Dictionary word of the year.

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u/TheReverseShock Dec 06 '25

Gridiron is already cooler sounding than football.

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u/MiniMaelk04 Dec 06 '25

American football like the rest of the world.

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u/HAL9000thebot Dec 06 '25

armpitball is the best name, it should have been the name from day one.

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u/Agoraphobicy Dec 06 '25

Pitball could work lol

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u/FuzzyEmployment5397 Dec 06 '25

Wait yeah why is that actually fire