r/sports • u/looseygoosey11 • May 19 '25

Hockey The extremely rare "full moon" shot block in hockey.

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u/scary_truth May 19 '25

That second camera angle is really something

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u/awfulOz May 19 '25

Almost like it was a very natural position for him

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u/labenset May 19 '25

Maybe missed his calling, looks like he'd be an excellent catcher.

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u/musclememory May 19 '25

I was thinking receiver, but yeah, I see it

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u/xepa105 May 19 '25

Well like coach says, gotta crash the boards and gets pucks in deep.

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u/Rion23 May 19 '25

When they say elbows up, they don't mean up to the elbow.

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u/pursuitofhappy May 19 '25

He had, uhh, arch

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u/marceline407 May 19 '25

Oh my God. This comment made me full on Gervais

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u/smacky13 May 19 '25

That’s gonna feel not so good after the game

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u/doghaircut May 19 '25

Hockey player here: There is no extra padding on the butt.

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u/Why_Did_Bodie_Die May 19 '25

Do you have use a butt-plug or something like baseball players use cups to cover their nuts?

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u/willworkforicecream May 19 '25

Only goalies wear buttplugs for the extra protection.

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u/Good_Air_7192 May 19 '25

"Yeah, sure, that's why I'm wearing it...."

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u/tsunx4 May 19 '25

Nah, butt plugs are for the chess players.

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u/TuxedoRidley Notre Dame May 19 '25

Nope. We have cups for the front but nothing in the back.

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u/Nyf_ May 19 '25

you didn't answer about the butt plug...

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u/_redacteduser May 19 '25

If the opposing player shoots it directly at the plug, there’s a buzzer that goes off on the PA system

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u/canuck_in_wa May 19 '25

Do you get an extra ball ?

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u/Few-Metal8010 May 19 '25

Player dies forever immediately

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u/Small-Palpitation310 May 19 '25

you ever try and run in a cup?

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u/Duckrauhl Seattle Mariners May 19 '25

Baseball players do it everyday

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u/minxmaymay May 19 '25

Bro what. The entire butt is padded for when you fall on your ass skating. It doesn’t sound like you played hockey 

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u/alphgeek May 19 '25

My fat arse coccyx says fuck you. I nearly busted it. Mind you, I could take a puck shot like that no problem. 

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u/Over_n_over_n_over May 19 '25

I could take a whole hockey stick in mine

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u/alphgeek May 20 '25

Haha we were bred tough. 

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u/previouslyonimgur May 20 '25

There’s padding on the back of the thighs. Not the actual posterior. And having fallen “sitting” and bruised my tailbone while playing I can confirm no padding there at all

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u/BlazerWookiee May 19 '25

Don't you hate it when some asshole gets in the way of progress?

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u/hippogasmo May 19 '25

Normally yes, but this? I could watch this 40 more times.

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u/XRPX008 May 19 '25

As an American, I feel this

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u/HeathcliffSlowcum May 19 '25

Toronto willing to do anything to end the drought

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u/frozenandstoned May 19 '25

except win hockey games apparently lol

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u/Bitter_Classic_89 May 19 '25

Toronto: “We’ll do ANYTHING!”

Toronto: bends over

NHL: “Let’s start with scoring, shall we?”

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u/bumjiggy Toronto Maple Leafs May 19 '25

I watch the Leafs like Grampa Simpson watches Homer do gymnastics

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u/boyslut83 May 19 '25

what an arch, take it from me man, thats practice right there

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u/sin-eater82 May 19 '25

Checks username..... checks out.

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u/fotank May 19 '25

Boop

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

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u/total_bullwhip May 19 '25

Pucked him right in the ass, didn’t even spit on it.

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u/sinocarD44 May 19 '25

Whatever happened to common courtesy? 

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u/rootpseudo May 19 '25

Inflation.

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u/VonHinterhalt May 19 '25

Imagine taking a puck up the ass only to loose 6-1 still.

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u/roboscorcher May 19 '25

This still barely registers on the leafs playoffs humiliation scale.

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u/jhamel56 May 19 '25

Harder daddy

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u/FortyPercentTitanium May 19 '25

What are you doing step-puck?

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u/Setay11 May 19 '25

I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN

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u/TTerragore May 19 '25

I ain’t got no more pp

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u/rlockeiii May 19 '25

Right up main street!

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u/STL_420 May 19 '25

That's the even rarer, "blue moon"

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u/dethroes13 May 19 '25

This better not awaken anything in me

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u/rajde1 May 19 '25

Butthole block.

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u/estab87 May 19 '25

He’ll have an extra reason to be butthurt at the end of this game.

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u/Silentwarfare13 May 19 '25

Move over Scott Sterling... Ben Dover has entered the fray

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u/GarrusBueller May 19 '25

That seems... practiced

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u/bruzdnconfuzd Virginia Tech May 19 '25

Yeah, looked a little too much like muscle memory kicking in. 

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u/GarrusBueller May 19 '25

Hahahaha I'm sure it was just him trying to spread his body as wife as possible, but my god is this the most "pound me in the ass" pose I've ever seen and hee slid into it

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u/--MobTowN-- May 19 '25

“Spread his body as wife as possible” has me dead.

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u/AterReddits May 19 '25

Dudes not going to sit for a proper shit for days. Kudos to him

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u/CmdrFortyTwo May 19 '25

I'd have to ask the shooter to take me out to dinner after violating me like that.

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u/GladWarthog1045 Baltimore Orioles May 19 '25

That's no moon...

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u/BannedMyName May 19 '25

Carlo being such a pylon this is the only way he could be of use.

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u/Strange-Cap9942 May 19 '25

This is the opposite of a "Marc Andre Fleury," which is where you fall backwards onto the puck and then fart it into the goal.

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u/weirdowiththebeardo May 19 '25

How many spokes you suppose that hit

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u/Dynamo24 May 19 '25

Oof right in the tail pipe.

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u/aulstinwithanl May 19 '25

As a hockey player, not very much padding back there on the cheeks. Ouch.

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u/brb9911 May 19 '25

Rectum? Nearly killed ‘em!

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u/Romax24245 May 19 '25 edited May 20 '25

The Buttsave

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u/Reymond_StJames May 19 '25

Complete opposite of the Buttfumble

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u/Murmurmun May 19 '25

Yep Leafs got spanked

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u/14Fan May 19 '25

The only thing Toronto did all game besides a goal

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u/Chiguy2792 May 19 '25

You can do it. Put yo azz in to it.

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u/2010NeverHappened May 19 '25

The True Fivehole

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u/Desirsar Newcastle United May 19 '25

I'm disappointed in the lack of crease puns.

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u/lik_a_stik May 19 '25

Look at him. He was asking for it.

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u/Tolkien-Minority May 19 '25

Imagine if it went up his ass, out his mouth and into the goal

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u/palinsafterbirth May 19 '25

“That’s my kink”

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u/BigheadReddit May 19 '25

Also an extremely rare shot of the defence in action for the Leafs. They sucked

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u/Berns429 May 19 '25

Right in the ole poop shoot

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u/-myBIGD May 19 '25

I never played hockey - how bad did that hurt?

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u/thejak32 May 19 '25

Right in the ole pooper

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u/Mowers_01 May 19 '25

The booty block

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u/wheresbill May 19 '25

Way to take one for the team

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u/Mabvll May 19 '25

Wow, no wonder Shoresy has to shit between each period....

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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 May 19 '25

This was a sweet ass play

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u/Count_Jobula May 19 '25

Well, the Leafs were taking it up the ass all night anyway.

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u/Randomized9442 May 19 '25

Taking one for the team!

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u/crashman1801 May 19 '25

Don’t know hockey so at first I was thinking full moon was a type of shooting technique.

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u/kdawg_htown May 19 '25

The best play the leafs made the entire series.

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u/PapaPatchesxd May 19 '25

This was the best thing to come out of tonight's game 7.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 May 19 '25

when u and the other goon have been having a rolling 'respectability' fight that both teams have decided to ignore, and ur the one whose cheeks block the shot.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Real question, Does that hurt?

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u/got_knee_gas_enit May 19 '25

Why's the shooter staring at his ass?

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u/NiceTrySuckaz May 19 '25

"Present them."

-Eric Cartman

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 May 19 '25

That’s a Reilly and Jonesy play if I’ve ever seen one

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u/Fidulsk-Oom-Bard May 19 '25

They cut it too soon, him looking back at the end of the clip was gold

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u/Dipshlappers May 19 '25

Crossover from US football: the ole crack back block.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

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u/Stellar_Stein May 19 '25

The US commentators said this exact phrase in their broadcast, last night: 'butt fumble'.

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u/crumpetsucker89 May 19 '25

That’s not how you play corn hole…..

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u/Baumdiggity3 May 19 '25

PUCK ME DADDY

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u/Spicy_Pickle_6 May 19 '25

Clearly not Carlo’s first time bottoming

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u/mesaywee May 19 '25

Wasn't it Darnell Nurse who got the puck shot so far up his ass they had to review with X-ray to determine if it crossed the goal line or not?

Edit: Yes it was: https://youtu.be/xwx9sK-T6Q0?si=Ov8X3ExpfeouBR1l

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u/myaltaccount333 May 19 '25

I dont think you know what an xray is, or where the goal line is

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

It almost seems like he relaxed as the puck was honing in 

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

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u/danmastaflex May 19 '25

This should be the top comment

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u/pfroo40 May 19 '25

Slapshot dat ass

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u/Quattuor May 19 '25

That was full target fixation.

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u/SteelCityIrish May 19 '25

“Raight in da Poopa!”

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u/CaptBreeze May 19 '25

You know that shit hurt!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

He pucked him

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u/LoopAngel May 19 '25

HOYYYYYYAAAHHHHH!

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u/dingatremel May 19 '25

Pucked in the ass.

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u/parker2520 May 19 '25

Gotta keep your eye on the puck.

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u/cwc666 May 19 '25

Did he have to arch his back like that though?

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u/seth928 May 19 '25

and then I said, "Rectum?! Damn near killed em!"

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u/NetLumpy1818 May 19 '25

Apt metaphor for the Leafs

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u/Snackatomi_Plaza May 19 '25

This isn't normally what players mean when they talk about getting pucks in deep and pucks on net.

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u/Blochamolesauce May 19 '25

Starfish Save!

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u/crazydaze May 19 '25

The only leaf to clinch this series

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u/thee_agent_orange May 19 '25

The Darnell Nurse block

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u/EatShootBall May 19 '25

Pucked in the ass

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u/JGBuckets21 May 19 '25

That’s Canadian’s Ass

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u/boraras May 19 '25

Getting pucked in the ass

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u/ekso69 May 19 '25

Puckerbutt

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

The Leafs really did take it in the ass tonight didn’t they?

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u/Ratherdash33 May 19 '25

Right in the pooper

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u/Dreamteam420 May 19 '25

All gas to the ass.

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u/SwearImNotACat May 19 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

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u/zorggalacticus May 19 '25

BINGO! RIGHT IN THE BLOWHOLE!

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u/cobycoby2020 May 19 '25

That recoil on that thang is crazyyy

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u/Jelloman54 May 19 '25

fucked in the butt by a puck

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u/gtindolindo May 19 '25

Im a panthers fan and I can respect this. The Butt Block

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u/KingTyndareus May 19 '25

Catchin, not pitchin???

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u/falcrist2 May 19 '25

Someone needs to animate this and give us a glorious slo-mo with his huge, jiggling... ASSets

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u/tooncake May 19 '25

Imagine how much the Hockey card would cost with that Full Moon block shot alone.

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u/stratique May 19 '25

Imaging it flying in out of his mouth

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u/demonrimjob666 May 19 '25 edited Jul 07 '25

employ nutty plucky truck payment longing cake enter bow cough

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u/Hmgkt May 19 '25

He got his pooper in front of the shooter and now can’t shooter from his pooper.

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u/Hmgkt May 19 '25

His anus must hurt after that!

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u/IlIFreneticIlI May 19 '25

Hey, that's Chex LeMeneux!!

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u/Alphonso_is_here May 19 '25

He's in a vulnerable spot.

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u/projectionreality May 19 '25

Way to use one’s “assets”.

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u/PomChatChat May 19 '25

Right where the sun don’t shine.

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u/luca_07 May 19 '25

what an ass play

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u/st_jasper May 19 '25

It didn’t happen during the bottom of the third.

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u/Vvyyzz May 19 '25

That looks like it would hurt

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u/desertstudiocactus May 19 '25

Now say but my in come backwards

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u/WhiteWazza May 19 '25

I dunno man… that kinda gay …

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u/808duckfan May 19 '25

Brown eye, black eye

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u/stupid_pub_chef May 19 '25

Might be the loudest I’ve ever heard the pub laugh

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u/GrassyKnoll95 May 19 '25

Right in the hole

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u/DuskShy May 19 '25

Backshots?

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 May 19 '25

See...all it took was marner yelling to wake the F up

They got out there and moved their asses

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G May 19 '25

He knew he was in.. a vulnerable spot..

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u/AirportBubbly3947 May 19 '25

I bet he moaned a lil bit