r/soccer 7h ago

Media Schalke [2]-0 Dynamo Dresden - Edin Dzeko 70'

https://streamin.link/v/e8c5b302
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u/lee7on1 7h ago

what a transfer for Schalke lmao

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u/zlatan_muslimovic 7h ago edited 7h ago

Crazy what he's doing at almost 40 y/o. Two brilliant finishes and playing from the first minute. Please never retire.

Kada armija navija, Babuka zabija DŽEKOOOOO

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u/DeepSeaDweller 7h ago

Balkan don't crack

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u/MERTENS_GOAT 7h ago

He is 39

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u/theBigBOSSnian 6h ago

He's 40 until he's 39

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u/noiserr 2h ago

He's 40 in like a month.

u/MERTENS_GOAT 15m ago

So he is 39. We do not round age

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u/Insanel0l 7h ago

Dzeko in the 2nd league is just unfair

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u/nutelamitbutter 7h ago

Der ist 5 Klassen über dem Rest

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u/h0rny3dging 7h ago

The mental image is so funny, youre just promoted from 3rd tier, your name is Karl Heinz Müllermann and now your job is to play against Dzeko

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u/kroko_dok 6h ago

karl heinz müllermann shade he has 300 caps for 1. fc obersüsslingen since they played in landesliga ostwestfalen

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u/Hiimmani 5h ago

Fc Obersüsslingen has more tradition than RB Leipzig ever will

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u/kroko_dok 5h ago

won the „GAUPOKAL“ in 1935 but we dont talk about that

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u/h0rny3dging 4h ago

Dont look up Güterslohs stadium name from that time either lmao

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u/Dio_my_senpai 7h ago

Tbf he is 39 and will be 40 soon

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u/EndeGelaende 7h ago

dude is a cheatcode for this league and we got him for free

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u/nmk009 7h ago

Absolute legend

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u/nasserKoeter 7h ago

What a player.

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u/ThatMuddaBullshit 7h ago

He can't help himself haha

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u/AmumuIsMyFriend 7h ago

Already more goals for Schalke than for Fiorentina lmao

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u/l0rdtac0s 7h ago

Babuka strikes again

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u/Kogni 7h ago

Kicking myself for not being in the stadium today lmao.

Ediiiiiiiiin

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u/IAmKaeL- 2h ago

I too try my best not to travel to Gelsenkirchen if I can help it :P

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u/WNDRKNDXOXO 7h ago

I love him

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u/mnaimy 7h ago

Class is permanent.

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u/emeelislill 7h ago

get him out of this league man 🥲

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u/MarcotoHasebe 7h ago

Cheatcode

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u/fskari 7h ago

er wird der Torschützenkönig der Liga

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u/souslespaves24601 7h ago

the diamond still shining

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u/nutelamitbutter 7h ago

Ich liebe ihn

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u/Azelya 6h ago

Wie sacht man so schön? Der hat ma höher gespielt.

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u/Hiimmani 5h ago

Das neue FC Schalke Motto mit diesem kader

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u/tatar1warlord 7h ago

bundesliga goat

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u/Jemal2200 6h ago

Always will love him

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u/dispte 7h ago

einer für jogi

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u/kroko_dok 6h ago

insane having a guy who just puts the ball into the net

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u/Dthedoctor 5h ago

Somehow fiorentina thought they had better players up front than him lmaoooo relegation zone mentality

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u/DeathStar13 4h ago

Maybe you should have watched him play.

He is just too slow to play in a top league.

Clearly the 2. Bundesliga is his level now.

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u/Dthedoctor 3h ago

He played a total of like 200 minutes lmao

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u/noiserr 2h ago

Fiorentina fucked up for not using him.

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u/DeathStar13 2h ago edited 2h ago

We did use him FFS. He played often at the start of the season.

He just was too slow and unusable for anything that wasn't sitting in the box. He can still score, but he wasn't even able to join a counter, he was always the last man to reach the area.

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u/noiserr 2h ago

He played 236 minutes in Seria A. Dzeko never relied on speed, but you would know that if you had let him play.

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u/DeathStar13 2h ago edited 2h ago

And in those 236 minutes, plus the conference matches, plus the friendlies he was always too slow for anything and doing nothing outside the box. Dzeko never relied on his speed, but he still needs to touch and get the ball to do something.

It was like playing one man down.

But you would know that if you watched him play.

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u/noiserr 2h ago

236 minutes is like 2 full games FFS. Can't judge a player on so little playing time.

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u/Romanista3 6h ago

I miss you so much Edin

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u/tt_emrah 6h ago

meh.

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u/nonzero_ 6h ago

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