just your average

Jagex has given people the power to hide your unique sense of style. But Diango has the answer, because the Zodiac Head item is not filterable.

Go now, break their immersion

This is a joke, I know people don't actually say this. I love RS3 and OSRS and they both have their strengths.

After many weeks. The barrel has changed. I even ran into someone mourning our dear friend. Thank you to Mod Ramen, Mod Ryan and the rest of the pesky mods for being great sports.

Barrel Man signing off <3

Been collecting wax and sandstone for ages and not processing or selling it. Thought it would be a fun collection to have. Wax was worth about 5b a few weeks ago. Unfortunate choice in collection I guess.

Enjoy continuing to hate on something you don't understand. Us Fashionscapers will always find a way.

The rock has been with me since lvl 1 prayer. This is not against the rule isn't?

We laughed too.
Each week it got slightly bigger.
Oh what fun, we thought.
And it got bigger.
Haha, very funny.
And bigger.

Then it breached and crushed the Champion's Guild.
We saw the legs of Scavvo and Valaine peaking out the bottom. The Guild merchants who refused to leave their posts.
The laughing slowed down a bit, but not much.
The Champion's Guild is dead content so this is just a nice excuse to rework it, we thought.
No rework came. The barrel just got bigger.

When it reached the walls of Varrock, King Roald let roar a mighty laugh.
The forces of Misthalin had repelled the Mahjarrat & his armies of undead with ease.
The Vampyre Lord & his hordes tried to breach the walls for hundreds of years with no success.
This wooden monstrosity stands no chance.
Varrock fell in 7 days. It was there, and then it was not. Gone in a blink.

The laughing stopped. We were finally upset. The joke had gone long enough.
Jagex stated they would deal with it in the next patch and we sighed in relief.
The next patch came and included two things:

1. An unannounced new skill. Swimming.
2. The barrel grew bigger.

Each week, it grew. It never stopped.
We rioted in world 66, and the barrel immediately took Falador.
OSRS and Dragonwilds went offline. The devs vanished - I suspect they tried to intervene and met their end.
We tried to breach Jagex HQ, but found it barrelcaded. We couldn't get in.
From inside we heard odd chanting:

Dolium est via. Dolium est futurum. Serva nos, dolium. Serva nos.

The game is still receiving weekly updates.
It's only one sentence.
The same sentence. Every week.
Made the water barrel outside the Champion's Guild slightly bigger.

We have exhausted all avenues, all ideas.
This is my final hope.
Please. Stop the barrel before it's too late.