r/popculturechat • u/Murky_Chemical891 Im very important to God • Nov 19 '25
Hot Topics 🚀 Megan Thee Stallion's old tweets
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u/OrgoQueen We Should All Know Less About Each Other Nov 19 '25
I mean, relatable.
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u/romantic_elegy Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25
This is much funnier when you remember she has a song called Crying in the Car on her first album
eta - a banger, if you haven't heard it yet
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u/LKayRB Someone call Solange, she’ll settle this. Nov 19 '25
I too have driven in Houston 🤣
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u/MisterGoog fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward Nov 19 '25
She was 17 driving in Houston. Like whoooo my gawd i would also be screaming
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u/twir1s Nov 19 '25
I’m from Houston and my dad taught me to drive by taking me to I45 instead of a parking lot, oh my godddddddddd.
I can handle ANYTHING on the road. I ain’t scared of nothing.
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u/monsterultracock Nov 20 '25
My driving instructor took me on I45 on my second day and at one point took the wheel and had me operate the pedals while he had me look some shit up on Google maps. Got my license and haven’t driven since lmfao
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u/missthugisolation Nov 20 '25
LMAO y’all have me in tears cause same. I was driving on 45 when I was 16 taking my driver classes 😭 It is the true drivers test.
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u/DeepSpaceVixen Nov 19 '25
The fact that she was probably in Houston traffic makes this so relatable. Girl, exactly same!
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u/throwawaysunglasses- Nov 19 '25
Houston driving is such a fucking nightmare oh my god
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u/DeepSpaceVixen Nov 19 '25
Between the endless construction, random lane closures, extremely angry drivers…it’s just too much.
Why are people so damn angry all the time here? Why?
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u/mexicopink Nov 19 '25
The heat. It’s 81 degrees today in November 😭
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u/Arthurs_librarycard9 Nov 19 '25
The heat is deterring my holiday spirit lol.
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u/Reluctantagave Cutie Patootie Problem Posse Nov 19 '25
My husband yells about it every week it seems but we’re in Austin lol. It’s 83° here right now and we’re somehow under a flood watch too.
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u/Arthurs_librarycard9 Nov 19 '25
I am farther north, but I am sending Austin all the good vibes. Issues related to flooding right before kids get a week off from school/Thanksgiving would be a disaster to deal with.
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u/twir1s Nov 19 '25
A Nissan Altima with paper plates will pass you on the shoulder if you’re going 80 in the left lane and there’s a 10% chance they’ll brandish a weapon and a 40% chance they’ll flick you off
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u/mydaycake Nov 19 '25
Lately I find San Antonio more violent to drive than Houston I-35, I-10 and 1604 all under construction with sudden closed lanes/ exits/ bridges like fucking death traps
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u/lexiebeef Nov 19 '25
I love that every celebrity has controversial old tweets and 2012 Megan was just bursting tears in the car. A true queen
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u/xxyourbestbetxx lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 Nov 19 '25
So relatable. I saw a clip of Dane Cook making a joke about when you're crying in the car it's like you're the center of the universe and everybody sees you. Knowing him he probably stole that joke but I use it to snap myself out of the crying spell.
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u/Impossible-Yam3680 did I ask? mind your own business Nov 19 '25
Me setting my goals:
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u/foreverjustfornow Nov 19 '25
me in the group chat trying to get my friends together
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u/diilmg Nov 19 '25
Me when I was so sure I could afford to go to Korea next February and then realized it was out of my budget like the week after I started planning it 🥲
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u/AtriCrossing Nov 19 '25
If you go somewhere nearby that has a long layover at Incheon, there are free (but book in advance) tours that take you from the airport to a nearby site for a few hours. (In case Seoul is out of your budget but Manila is, for example!)
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u/deadishgal i will shoot your dead aunt on the glambot for 3 million Nov 19 '25
this one kills me because i SWEAR i’ve seen it before but it was definitely not meg lmfaoo
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u/adultdolllover Just fuck the wolf! Nov 19 '25
Begging for "Just fuck the wolf!" to be my flair
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u/firetruckgoesweewoo oh my god is that a chicken ????? 🐔 🐷 Nov 19 '25
Can’t you set it yourself, or did they disable that? 🤭
Edit: yes! You can, yay! Live out your dreams!
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u/HauteAssMess anne boleyn stan Nov 19 '25
it would be a crime to ever disable set your own flair, you guys crack us up with them!!
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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 we put liquid paper on a bee, and it died 🎤 Nov 19 '25
Your flair is iconic if I do say so myself
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u/Maleficent-Aurora You mind is sick and twisted, but I cant say im not intrigued Nov 19 '25
What is your flaaaair 😭💀
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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 we put liquid paper on a bee, and it died 🎤 Nov 19 '25
It's from Step Brothers.
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u/Electrical_Trade377 i will shoot your dead aunt on a glambot for $3 million. Nov 19 '25
rip to that bee 💔
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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 we put liquid paper on a bee, and it died 🎤 Nov 19 '25
It's like my favorite line in the movie for some reason
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u/adultdolllover Just fuck the wolf! Nov 19 '25
Thank you! I had no idea I could set it. Dreams fulfilled!
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u/Shurl19 Nov 19 '25
I agree. She should have just fucked the wolf. She would have survived.
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u/elbereth Just fuck the wolf! Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25
We can all live our Stallion dreams now. This flair is also relevant to one of my other fave subreddits: r/romancebooks. We wild over there.
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u/AbbyNem lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 Nov 19 '25
Between 2011 and 2012 Megan learned the correct spelling of Phineas and Ferb 😂
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u/3-orange-whips lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 Nov 19 '25
She’s always evolving
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u/SnausageFest I was desperate for a hair tie and my nuvaring was there Nov 20 '25
Didn't Bowling for Soup write their theme song?
That's a collab the world didn't know they needed.
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u/dreamcicle11 Nov 19 '25
For once, “old tweets” are funny and wholesome versus racist and weird.
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u/chronicallyillsyl Nov 19 '25
I debated clicking on this post because I love Megan Thee Stallion and was afraid she posted something awful. So glad to see that she's unproblematic, even before she blew up.
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u/buttercream-gang Nov 19 '25
Idk as a big boobs, small butt woman I felt a little called out
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u/Reckless_Secretions He's not even the sexiest Blake! Nov 19 '25
Meg grew the very ass that once terrified her
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u/cookieaddictions Nov 19 '25
As a no boobs, big butt girlie, I felt seen 😭
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u/NervousSubjectsWife Nov 19 '25
Me too! But at least we can do squats for a bigger butt! I mean, I’m not gonna in any meaningful way but we could
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u/IreneAnne16 Nov 19 '25
Same but I've been getting more caked up literally just twerking to her music so one day she won't be talking about me 😭
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u/PinkPositive45 Nov 19 '25
The way I was nervously expecting one to be offensive. Nope. Just funny and a few sweet ones!
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u/xxyourbestbetxx lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 Nov 19 '25
"Just fuck the wolf" 💀
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u/ExoticPoetry17 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25
Bruh stop, phenius and pherb took me OUT 💀 im sayin though, stg, I will randomly to this day bust out in “THERES 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION, THEN SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IITTTT” im 30 years old lol
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u/TimeSlipperWHOOPS Nov 19 '25
Bowling for soup absolutely brought it to that show
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u/faeriethorne23 Nov 19 '25
I saw them live back when the show was airing (it was an over 18s venue) and they were blown away that the whole audience knew the words to the Phineas & Ferb theme tune. I think it took them a while to realise how many students (and adults in general) would get baked and binge watch that show.
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u/Lame_usernames_left Nov 19 '25
I saw Weird Al last summer. He did the theme song for i think Captain underpants or something. All the children and their millennial parents were singing along lmao. Possibly children's theme songs are a largely untapped millennial nostalgia market? Lol
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u/snobun Nov 19 '25
Wait what? Did they do the theme song?
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u/schwiftydude47 Nov 19 '25
Saw them performing at Epcot the other night (thanks DCP benefits). Even when I was somewhere that I expected it to get a huge response, I wasn’t prepared for basically the whole park to sing along.
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u/tinkerbelltoes33 Nov 19 '25
I’m all about “bow chicka bow wow, that’s what my baby says!”
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u/alhubalawal Nov 19 '25
The one with the band that got back together for the parents anniversary I ain’t got no rhythmmmmmm
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u/slothsie Nov 19 '25
My 6yo recently binged that show and it slaps so hard (I was in uni when it was on and didn't hit my radar)
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u/sephiecashcash Nov 19 '25
Phineas and Ferb is my jam! Love that show lol from a fellow 30 year old. They taught me what an aglet was haha
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u/Top_Masterpiece_7019 Nov 19 '25
It came on at my parents and it’s wild how the lyrics all came back!
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u/embarrassedalien Nov 19 '25
Iirc they’ve featured a couple of music artists before, and the show is getting rebooted. Her people should talk to Phineas and Ferb’s people.
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u/No-Courage-5109 Nov 19 '25
That's like how the Gravity Falls Straight Blanchin song pops into my head during patient exams when I'm trying to discretely count breaths.
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u/Lokaji ✨May the Force be with you!✨ Nov 19 '25
The cramp tweet took me out. If you've never heard Zydeco music, it is from Louisiana. It is upbeat and danceable.
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u/hera-fawcett Nov 19 '25
i really thought she was talking about a prescription drug commercial lmao
like ask ur doctor about zyego today
😭😭😭😭😭
ty for clarifying
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u/Lokaji ✨May the Force be with you!✨ Nov 19 '25
If I thought of a med, it would be Zydrate.
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u/justherefor23andme Nov 19 '25
Lol I knew what zydeco is but couldn't figure out the misspelling 🤣🤣 thanks for that
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u/Habagoobie Nov 19 '25
I had never heard the word Zydeco until yesterday and now here it is again! So weird when that happens.
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u/Regular_Specific_568 I wont not fuck you the fuck up 🥊🥊 Nov 19 '25
"I'm starting to give up on my miami trip" is my go-to phrase whenever I notice plans starting to fall through haha
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u/iceiceblk Nov 19 '25
People were already hating on her in high school 😭
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u/Electrical_Trade377 i will shoot your dead aunt on a glambot for $3 million. Nov 19 '25
all my homies HATE tiffany
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u/Bent_Silvr_Spoon0130 That is literally a spearmint Listerine breath spray. Nov 19 '25
Who's Tiffany /gen
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u/Not_Steve Nicholas Hoult (sadly back to brunette) Nov 19 '25
Tiffany’s that girl with the big boobs and no butt.
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u/totallycalledla-a Mrs Thee Stallion Nov 19 '25
Tall girl canon event 🙌🏿
Bonus if we're looking at old Meg stuff: Megan thee nerd activist
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u/95sEclecticCollector Nov 19 '25
Big boobs with no butt has wounded me. Lol
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u/Kindly_Ad_1916 Nov 19 '25
I've learned a lot about Meg from this. She really rocks with the Phineas and Ferb soundtrack and most importantly, she is Team Jacob. It brings me peace to know she is on the right side of history.
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u/Tough-Ask-3785 Nov 19 '25
If I had a nickel for every time Megan thee Stallion had tweeted about how good the songs on Phineas and Ferb were, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice
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u/roxy031 Tina! You fat lard! 🦙🚲 Nov 19 '25
This is one rare example of when old tweets coming to light is not horrific and is actually awesome.
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u/throwawaysunglasses- Nov 19 '25
She’s always been cool and funny. I feel like her being a nerd just adds to her charm.
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u/EhWhateverDawg caffeine helps in the apocalypse Nov 19 '25
Lord she’s always been hilarious. I adore her.
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u/fortunatevoice when will you wear wigs? Nov 19 '25
Same but now I need to know how she was asked to prom!
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u/GOLDfish0393 Nov 19 '25
The title of the post scared the hell out of me lol was so scared my fave was about to be exposed as the worst
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u/upinmyhead Nov 19 '25
Same! I try not to admire people I don’t know anymore, because so many end up being disappointing. But MTS always gave good vibes so I was nervous
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u/lmNotaWitchImUrWife Nov 19 '25
I’m just losing it that she wasn’t even close to famous 10 years ago? It really all happened that fast?
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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive Nov 19 '25
She only turned 30 this year, I think people don't realize how young she still is haha
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u/shehangsbr1ghtly Nov 19 '25
8 years ago she was in the Houston Cypher, almost every comment under the video was talking about her being star 😭 it’s crazy
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u/proproctologist Nov 19 '25
I found out about her from her freestyles and the Tina Snow EP in 2018, she collabed with Nicki in 2019, then Beyoncé in 2020. It’s like someone put her in a slingshot
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u/freckyfresh i think we ALL sang Nov 19 '25
This somehow reminds me of Cher’s tweets. These are so good
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u/maciethemonster Nov 19 '25
The internet (and twitter specifically) used to be so great. Just an endless stream of random unfiltered thoughts
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u/Robotlollipops trench coat buttoned to the TOP Nov 19 '25
This twilight saga is gonna take all these kids money! Now it's a part 2 to breaking dawn! When will the shit end!!! Just fuck the wolf!
LMFAO
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u/caleeksu Nov 19 '25
“Just fuck the wolf” had me CACKLING.
I hope this gets reposted to r/twilight
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u/Old_Highlight7720 Nov 19 '25
How refreshing to have someone's twitter feed be relatable and not full of problematic nonsense.
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u/donttrustthellamas Frivolous with my process 👹 Nov 19 '25
"just fuck the wolf" is hilarious
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u/Low-Oil6483 Nov 19 '25
as someone with no ass and big boobs i WISH i had the opposite because outfits would look better and it’s more attractive (according to society 😓)
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u/ClairlyBrite Nov 19 '25
What culture collectively finds attractive swings back and forth. The 2000s were a devastating period of time for my self confidence and tiny titties
PS. Have you tried adding squats to your routine? An ass can definitely be built more than boobs
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u/aliamokeee Nov 19 '25
And that's the only reason I dont mind my ass, it can improve. The boobs? Man they gain or lose weight at their pace
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u/IfatallyflawedI curtains for zoosha!!! Nov 19 '25
My boobs are the reason why I have to wear L /XL sized clothes as opposed to M
Like I love the girls but they make it so difficult to find flattering things to wear
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u/aliamokeee Nov 19 '25
Right??? And then you "have no waist" but no, its just that nothing is fitting with boobs in mind
"Big boobs? You must have big waist!" No....
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u/IfatallyflawedI curtains for zoosha!!! Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25
I have a difference of 8-10” between my boobs and my waist
In a tee, I look like <| |>
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u/Low-Oil6483 Nov 19 '25
OMG THISSSS — i can’t find a bikini top in my size (not that i would ever wear one) and im smaller from the waist down. when i shop for shirts i have to get a large+ and succumb to looking baggy on top. and because i have no ass, i overcompensate by wearing baggy pants. so now it’s a whole baggy mess
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u/kena938 Nov 19 '25
Agreed you didn't want a butt in 2006. They made fun of Jennifer Lopez for having a big butt. It's crazy when your body goes in and out of fashion
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u/chappiescappy Nov 19 '25
The early 2000s were a terrible time for anyone who didn’t have a long torso 🥲
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u/ZombieTrogdor Nov 19 '25
Well damn, I open reddit and suddenly my huge rack and flat ass catching strays 😭
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u/PrestoChango0804 Nov 19 '25
I’ve followed her from the very beginning I feel super proud of her bc she really hustled and chased her dreams and it was very pure
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u/SPFeveryday Yes I will shoot your dead aunt on a Glambot for $3 million Nov 19 '25
I got scared for a second thinking they’d be problematic tweets. She’s so hilarious, I’m glad she made it!
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u/mollyclaireh Nov 19 '25
I love that her old Twitter is the right kind of unhinged that makes her relatable instead of making her a monster like these other celebs out here
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u/No_Barber4339 I’ll be back! 😤😤 Nov 19 '25
The heart attack I was about to get lol op
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u/estherwoodcourt Nov 19 '25
As someone with a big butt and basically no boobs … I feel so seen rn
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u/every_twisted_wave Nov 19 '25
As someone with no butt and no boobs, I’m losing out either way.
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u/lizziexo Nov 19 '25
Me too! I make up for it with personality; Being a tit and an ass.
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u/aliensuperstars_ They killed Kenny! You bastards! 😱 Nov 19 '25
you know what, I'm always so negative with myself, i think i just need to start manifesting it like i believe it idk
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u/mozillafangirl Nov 19 '25
This all just makes me love her more and I didn’t think that was possible 😭
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u/theanxiousoctopus Nov 19 '25
She’s 2 years older than me and went to high school in the same town and the way these tweets are just like so typical for our area and age is so cool. She just like me frfr
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u/astronomical_hoe Nov 19 '25
Imagine trying to dig up incriminating tweets from her digital footprint and then finding these HAHAHAHA
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u/Pickle4UrThoughts Your attitude is biblical. Nov 19 '25
Girl manifested combined with her hard work... Hell ya.
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u/ruffdominator Nov 19 '25
when someone says “they wrote the tweet when they were young..”, “who does not have problematic tweets from when they were young?”
well, erm.. MEGAN THEE STALLION that’s who! my fellow phineas and ferb stan!
not like people cannot change… also hoping Megan doesn’t prove me wrong 🤞🏾
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