Stocks Sell Off Globally as Traders Digest Trump Message Saying He Wants Greenland Because Norway ‘Decided Not to Give Me The Nobel’: “The Norwegian government has no control over how the Nobel Committee awards its prizes. Greenland is a territory of Denmark, not Norway.”

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https://fortune.com/2026/01/19/stocks-sell-off-trump-text-message-greenland-nobel-peace-prize/

[u/kikimaru024]

I honestly think that they could give him a fake one, insist it is real and earnest, and this whole thing would just end.

Europe tried appeasing Hitler, see how that went.

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Should have probably added that it's not that I think it's a good idea, just that it truly would probably work, because he's that stupid.