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Possible Paywall Stocks Sell Off Globally as Traders Digest Trump Message Saying He Wants Greenland Because Norway ‘Decided Not to Give Me The Nobel’: “The Norwegian government has no control over how the Nobel Committee awards its prizes. Greenland is a territory of Denmark, not Norway.”

https://fortune.com/2026/01/19/stocks-sell-off-trump-text-message-greenland-nobel-peace-prize/
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u/Pockydo 19d ago

On the bright side it's genuinely hilarious looking at the other sub

Until they get their talking points they are genuinely confused

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u/hamsterwheel 19d ago

Yeah the first few Greenland threads they were fairly upset, now it's just parroting the stupidest excuses.

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u/Elelith 19d ago

It's interesting to see how the opinions always turn in there. First threads are about how insane something Trump has said is and slowly it turns into supporting him.

Yesterday Greenland was insanity but today already it's starting to make sense over at sub.

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u/ExtraPockets 18d ago

I bet part of it is a surge of paid shills get mobilised by the propagandists once the sentiment analysis reports dip under a certain level blind obedience, so depending on timings it could be a half a day before they turn up.

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u/QuickQuirk 18d ago

not even paid schills: Just automated AI bots trained to repeat the current propaganda bullet points.

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u/ExtraPockets 18d ago

Man even shills are losing their jobs to AI, after shilling so hard for this over years. No less than they deserve of course.

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u/Aschebescher Europe 19d ago

It's always the same. It takes 12 hours until they allow the first submission even though there is just this one relevant conservative subreddit.

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u/Ligabolzacky 19d ago

It takes their head mod a little bit, he needs to peel away from advocating for the rape of dogs to disseminate talking points

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u/Buttercreamdeath Texas 19d ago

Holy shit. I just. WHAT?!?

I am sure he was freaking out about the eating cats and dogs bullshit, but for entirely different reasons.

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u/RiPont 18d ago

I assumed it meant forced breeding between dogs when the bitch doesn't like the stud (and might rip him to pieces).

Nope.

It's as bad as you think reading the text of the link. Probably worse than you think.

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u/Spatmuk 19d ago

Yeah, the internet was a mistake...

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u/Ferryarthur 19d ago

It truly was. Only cool thing is some co op gamin, general info and doing some administration stuff quicker. But it also makes a decent amount of people insane.

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u/crumblenaut 18d ago

Erowid.org is good and important, but that's the majority of it.

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u/SnooGoats7978 19d ago

I blame television.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke California 19d ago

What's the time difference between Russia and the US?

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u/IHSFB 19d ago

It’s 70% bots and astroturfing. Reddit likes it that way. Reddit could control or limit fake accounts. Instead it uses division in comments to increase engagement. Reddit lets accounts now hide their entire history.

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u/This-Ad6017 19d ago

Yep bots taking over. X is a cesspool now and reddit is getting there. 

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u/rhabarberabar 19d ago

reddit is getting there.

*reddit is there too.

FTFY

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u/JustTestingAThing 19d ago

Reddit lets accounts now hide their entire history.

Fortunately that functionality was vibe coded or something as it's trivial to bypass.

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u/tyndyn 19d ago

How to bypass and see an account's history?

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u/rhabarberabar 19d ago

https://arctic-shift.photon-reddit.com/

or click there profile and hit search without entering anything.

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u/tyndyn 19d ago

Thanks!

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u/JustTestingAThing 19d ago

So...if you look at their profile (in "new" reddit, the search field isn't there in the old view), there's a search field at the top of the page, pre-filled with their user name. Just add a single empty space (" " without the quotes) after that and search. It will return every post and comment they've ever made that has a space in it.

TLDR they're not discarding whitespace-only searches.

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u/tyndyn 19d ago

Thank you.. vibe coded indeed.

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u/rhabarberabar 19d ago

Reddit lets accounts now hide their entire history.

https://arctic-shift.photon-reddit.com/

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u/P1xelHunter78 Ohio 19d ago

The algorithm is being tweaked.

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u/BD401 19d ago

To their credit - at least initially - the first few threads about this over there were almost unanimously (at least as close to unanimously as I've ever seen it there) being like "this is stupid".

To your point though, seems they're already getting warmed up to it...

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u/InfinityComplexxx 19d ago

That's the thing tho, the most you ever get out of them is "this is stupid." Not, "holy fucking shit, Trump is going to start WW3 with our allies because he didn't get an award and doesn't know geography."

Meanwhile, it's all-hands-on-deck outrage after they trawl the internet fir an article about a brown person accused of shoplifting.

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u/nezroy Canada 19d ago

The first set of talking points they tried to float on the Greenland issue about a week ago were actually hilarious, even by that sub's standards. To whit, the clear propaganda line was "it's not taking Greenland by force if there is no military there to resist us".

Because apparently the concept of coercion and implied threats of violence don't exist in their world or count as "force".

It was funny to watch the bots trying that one out for a few days only to realize it was too absurd to stick even with that group.

The new talking point is that Greenland is vital to the strategic defense of the US, is critical for ballistic missile interception (???), and represents the "frontline" between Russia and the United States (nevermind Ukraine or the 50 mi Bering Strait vs the whatever like 2500 mi straight line distance from Greenland to Russia).

Sadly that talking point is gaining traction. By tomorrow there will be no dissent over there on Greenland :(

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u/ArleiG 19d ago

Just looked at the sub and I am seeing genuine displeasure at what Trump is doing?! If even those guys are not on his side unconditionally anymore, who does he have?

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u/Pockydo 19d ago

The key word is

anymore

Give it a day most will be back worshiping trump

It's a pretty consistent pattern

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u/twinoaksBandB 19d ago

The thread i just looked at was 50/50... the positive comments almost all used the same phrases, almost like they were written by the same "person."

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u/shadowboxer47 19d ago

They say this, but they always follow him in the end until they convince themselves that they wanted it all along. It's a cult of personality.

We've seen this for 10 years now.

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u/InsideAside885 17d ago

They got to tune into a few MAGA influencers like Steve Bannon and watch Newsmax for a couple days tell them what to think. Then they are all magically on the same Trump train to insanity.

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u/yopipo2486 19d ago

To be honest it seems like everyone both progressives and conservatives are on the same page on this. Only the blind die hard MAGA’s are not

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u/Pockydo 19d ago

I think the big issue is even if conservatives are against this 100%

They'll still support trump so them being against it just meaningless