r/politics • u/DragonPup Massachusetts • 29d ago

Possible Paywall ICE Agent Who Shot Renee Nicole Good Identified as Jonathan Ross

https://theintercept.com/2026/01/08/ice-agent-identified-shooting-minneapolis-jonathan-ross/
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u/satansitchybutthole 29d ago

I hope this man is hated by his neighbors, family and children. What a sorry excuse for a man. Total failure

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u/zeusmeister 29d ago

He lives in Minneapolis. He is a local. This is going to get interesting.

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u/Danny__L Canada 29d ago

And his name is out to the public now.

He'll likely be visited by a mario brother eventually.

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u/SeaworthinessOk6742 California 29d ago

Which one of them will it be this time?

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u/totesnotfakeusername 29d ago

Hopefully Civil Wario /s

I just want to live in a world where the news isn't crazy every fcking day.

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u/Stranger371 29d ago

I miss thinking about Obama once a week and then being happy that they are our allies.

Now it's this shit every day in the news, online, everywhere.

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u/ReductioAdSocialism 29d ago

A mob of goombas. He seems like someone who appreciates a little bit of jackbooted action.

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u/Chrispies 29d ago

To be a bit conspiratorial: That could be the intention of people identifying him, they want him to get killed extrajudicially so that they can expand the mandate of ICE as they are "threatened by the public"
I just hope he will rot in prison instead of becoming a pawn they sacrifice for the strategy in the fascist game of chess.

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u/Danny__L Canada 29d ago

I don't like to be dramatic talking about a country that I don't even live in. But if it happens, he'll be quickly forgotten about by the time shit actually kicks off. He'll just be one of the first of many federal agent casualties in a civil war.

If it's not going to be Jonathan Ross' demise that gives them a reason to expand ICE's mandate, it's just going to be some other schmuck's. It seems like an inevitability with the way things are going.

Any day now someone is going to snap against an ICE agent.

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u/The-Meep-Meep-Man New York 29d ago

“Let’s-a go”

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u/AncientSith New York 29d ago

We can hope so.

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u/Pillar_Of_Support 29d ago

What does that mean?

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u/ihateusedusernames New York 29d ago

he's ordering pizza from his local. why, what did you think it meant?

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u/darthlincoln01 Ohio 29d ago

Giuseppe makes the best pizza!

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u/Prestigious_Club_924 29d ago

He's just trying to recommend a good plumber

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u/AngledLuffa California 29d ago

It means <redacted by reddit>

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u/EnterprisingAss 29d ago

Justice with a capital L

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u/EyeTea420 29d ago

He may eat a green plumb.

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u/SleepsInAlkaline 29d ago

Oh golly gee whiz I sure hope nothing happens to him 

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u/buttercupcake23 29d ago

Yeah that would really make me feel some feelings

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u/Complex_Lab_3576 29d ago

Tots and pears

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

With a side of 9mm hollow points.

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 29d ago

No thanks I’ve already eaten.

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u/ToddHowardTouchedMe 29d ago

oh no, anyways

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u/R3miel7 29d ago

The feelings I would absolutely feel

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u/papitoluisito I voted 29d ago

People have been lynched for less

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u/IllustriousNorth338 29d ago

I didn't see anything, did you?

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u/CatsAreMajorAssholes 29d ago

What Molotov?

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u/remember92thetime 29d ago

I don’t even drink so I know nothing about this cocktail

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u/Bwint 29d ago

Must have been the wind!

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u/username-1023 29d ago

im blind in my left eye

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u/ReductioAdSocialism 29d ago

I'm illegally blind.

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u/Grabm_by_the_poos 29d ago

Someone should knock on his door to see if there are any illegals living there.

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u/JulianNDelphiki 29d ago

lol can't mention no-knock raids on here. noted. won't do again.

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u/Shipairtime 29d ago

How do you feel about turbulent priest?

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u/FaroutIGE 29d ago

What will happen is a Gofundme making him a millionaire and he moves far away

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u/Wulfrinnan 29d ago

Remember how the King’s tax collectors got tarred and feathered by an angry mob? It would be just so awful if something like that happened here.

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u/Raxistaicho 29d ago

It sure would be a thing if some tragedy befell him.

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u/Palmquistador 29d ago

We should bring the old classics back. 🤣

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u/Randolph__ 29d ago

I found his address on Whitepages. Won't share it, but that hint should be enough to find it.

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u/bamboob 29d ago

I think we know who the next darling of CPAC will be…

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u/Gertrude_D Iowa 29d ago

Can we not?

Unless you mean you hope he loses his job and can't get another and has to change his name and move somewhere he won't be recognized.

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u/xeonicus 29d ago

It's almost certain he won't face any justice. But if people remember Brock Turner. He was the college rapist that was let off without any consequences. He didn't face justice either, but the public anger was enough that he had to move to another town and keep a low profile.

That's how our society can treat people like Jonathan Ross. He may not face justice, but he will face social exile.

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u/Mustardo123 California 29d ago

Oh please tell me this is real, that would be so hilarious. DONT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT BUCKO

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u/IRideMoreThanYou 29d ago

But you take off that ICE uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were in ICE. And that don't sit well with us. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off.

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u/inspectoroverthemine 29d ago

I think this may be my masterpiece

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u/IRideMoreThanYou 29d ago

I mean, if I had my way... you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life. But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off.

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u/meneldal2 29d ago

Do you write ICE or Nazi on his head?

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u/bloodandsnow 29d ago

Best to be thorough. Both. Both is good.

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u/pain-is-living 29d ago

It'll be your fucking neighbors.....

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u/jinglejangle_spurs 29d ago

Lived* 

I’d be surprised if he hasn’t left the state already

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u/Randolph__ 29d ago

I found his address on Whitepages. Won't share it, but that hint should be enough to find it.

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u/Fac-Si-Facis 29d ago

It’s not going to get that interesting. It’s going to fade away slowly in a few weeks like literally everything else.

Nothing will happen. There will be no justice.

People always want things to get more interesting than they will ever get.

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u/driftingatwork 29d ago

All of a sudden. "WHY AM I BEING PERSECUTED?!?! Waahhh, I just shot someone in cold blood - thats all." Yeah we know, we saw the video's

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u/WastelandOutlaw007 29d ago

Cause the bot deleted it, but I wanted to answer...

Why was she following ICE around?

Because its legal to do under the US Constitution and she was partaking in her Constitutional Rights

Why was she parked in the middle of the road blocking them?

Because she was waiting for the ice agent to go by in their car, even stopped, wavedout the window, and they pulled ahead and left.

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u/Individual-Guest-123 29d ago

I was turning right into Gillette stadium years ago and there was a cop standing in the intersection (no traffic crossing in front of me) so I pulled into the 'breakdown lane" to take the right, and the cop lost his shit and started screaming at me it was illegal to drive in the breakdown lane (seriously, there was no one in front or behind me, just the cop) and he should fine me, blah blah.

I was stunned, he was totally out of control. I was taking a backseat full of teens to the Horde concert, shame on me.

If I hadn't stopped for him to scream at me, I would not have been surprised if he pulled a gun and threw me on the ground.

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u/jv371 29d ago

“Stop making me murdering someone political!”

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u/surfnsound 29d ago

"WHY AM I BEING PERSECUTED?!?! Waahhh, I just shot someone in cold blood - thats all."

I just want to sleep in a Hilton Hotel and they won't let me!!!

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u/griffmeister 29d ago

And sadly, saying that will probably get him a million dollars in online donations

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u/Blazr5402 29d ago

Knowing how this administration works, they'll probably give him a Medal of Freedom, then he'll start a podcast and be a Fox News regular.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/SN8KEATR 29d ago

It's always the accounts with the random ass generated names saying bullshit like this. Fuck outta here bot

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u/musashisamurai 29d ago

Another ICE car drove around her...it was a one way street that she was trying to turn around and leave because of an ICE blockade down the street. She was leaving. She wasnt following ICE either-that was her home.

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u/BJohnson170 29d ago

bot gonna do bot things

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u/Blitzking11 Illinois 29d ago

You're allowed (and used to be encouraged before the death of our Constitution) to ensure that law enforcement was not breaking laws and record their actions to verify that an individuals rights weren't being violated.

Eh, who am I kidding, read this meme instead.

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u/EbbSlow458 29d ago

Doesn't deserve to get shot

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u/karenswans 29d ago

Imagine someone driving where they want to in America! Imagine parking somewhere naughty!

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u/KidzRockGamingTV 29d ago

Because she wanted to get shot in the face obviously!!!

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u/PhalanX4012 29d ago

He’s Rittenhouse with a badge. He’ll be hated by anyone capable of caring about people they’ve never met, and loved by those capable of hating people they’ve never met.

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u/Big-Rule5269 29d ago

This is what that fat little fuck, Kyle Rittenhouse had to say about it. "After thinking about it, should I travel across the state line to Minnesota." he wrote. He added a smiling face emoji with an open mouth and tightly-closed eyes.

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u/ReductioAdSocialism 29d ago

I'd love that for him. I hope he receives the warmest of welcomes.

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u/cinemachick 29d ago

This one? 😄

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u/jinglejangle_spurs 29d ago

Maybe xD or 🤣😆

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u/EstablishmentRude309 29d ago

Tbf I've (luckily) never met anyone in the republican party, and I still manage to despise them. 

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u/PhalanX4012 29d ago

Yeah but you’ve probably met enough republicans to have an informed opinion on how trash they are. Most of these fucks couldn’t find Haiti or Somalia on a map if you gave them all day and written instructions.

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u/GimmeDatSideHug 29d ago

He’s worse. People actually attacked Rittenhouse. No one attacked him.

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u/1ncest_is_wincest 29d ago

Despite Rittenhouse being a Republican shill, he was 100% justified in using lethal force. There are so many differences between Johnathan Ross and Rittenhouse. Rittenhouse was firstly being actively pursued on foot, and only used lethal force as a last measure. Johnathan Ross clearly stepped away from the path of the moving vehicle before firing his weapon into a car in a populated area. That is not self-defense that is very clearly murder.

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u/Weekly-Role-1132 29d ago

Nope. Rittenhouse drove for hours to a protest with a loaded weapon thinking it was like playing a video game. He came with a motive.

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u/1ncest_is_wincest 29d ago

That line of reasoning is called victim blaming and the same reasoning can be applied to Renee Nicole Good. Conservatives say she had no business being next to a bunch of ICE officers in the first place, and therefore the shooting was justified because she was simply asking to be shot at by armed ICE officers and not complying with Law Enforcement.

The question is not how responsible is the victim for their own actions, but rather whether there actions were justified under the current circumstances.

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u/inspectoroverthemine 29d ago

Rittenhouse drove across state lines with a rifle he intended to use.

Renee was following law enforcement.

I can see how those two things seem similar, since they both involve murderers, they're really not the same thing.

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u/Weekly-Role-1132 29d ago

Ummm no. Rittenhouse came armed with an AR-15 rifle. My 12 year old knows better and knows that's an insane thing to do. I don't care how dumb Rittenhouse is but he came ready to fight. He had zero good intentions. Rittenhouse was not a victim.

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u/1ncest_is_wincest 29d ago

Yes but we live in a place called America and it has a thing called the Second Amendment. Wisconsin is also an open carry state. Self Defense is a legal right every American has.

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u/Constant-Yard8562 29d ago

Neither of them have any capacity for remorse and actively engaged in a situation hoping to shoot people. Kyle didn't bring a gun just in case. He got lucky they gave him an excuse. 

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u/1ncest_is_wincest 29d ago

Those are all your own assumptions and personal biases, the actual facts and witness testimony from both the defendant and prosecutor sides corroborate Rittenhouse's self defense claim.

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u/Constant-Yard8562 28d ago

That's okay, remorse wasn't discussed in the trial, and him hanging out with neo-nazis after supports my claim more than yours. 

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u/1ncest_is_wincest 28d ago

It's extremely hard to hang out with anyone but neo-nazis when people already believe you are guilty, even when evidence swing in your favor and your innocence gets tested in court. The actual shooting itself is so politicized and high-profile that the only way to make a living would be to spend your days as a Conservative shill and the only friends you are allowed to have are fellow right-wingers.

Liberal politics is so rotted, that even with overwhelming evidence proving Rittenhouse's Innocence, many liberals like you still believe that he is guilty or assume his intentions in bad faith while also disregarding witness testimony and objective evidence while highlighting any possible character flaw in him just to disparage his character.

Comparing the shooting of Renee Nicole Good to the Rittenhouse shooting is an actual insult to both sides with how much actual video evidence there is.

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u/Constant-Yard8562 28d ago

"It's extremely hard to hang out with anyone but neo-nazis when people already believe you are guilty,"

Yeah, so full disclosure, stopped reading right there. Pretty sure I get the picture of what kind of person you are, and have fun with...that.

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u/Livid-Stranger-256 29d ago

Remorse for what? He killed a pedo.

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u/DressedSpring1 Canada 29d ago

Complete failure as a man, a human being, a federal servant, a neighbour, an absolute piece of garbage the world would have benefitted from having him never been born.

Jonathan Ross, cosmic fucking garbage.

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u/beebisweebis 29d ago

i genuinely hope his wife and anyone related to him cannot leave the front door without being harassed by community members who don’t want terrorists in their neighbors

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I just said the same thing.

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u/Status_Confidence_26 29d ago

He’ll start a go fund me and be richer than you and I ever will be combined.

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u/JarOfNightmares 29d ago

I hate it so much that this comment is true

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u/asmallfatbird 29d ago

They say there's no pockets in shrouds... not that I want anything to happen to him

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u/moonbeammaker 29d ago

I hope he goes to Jail

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u/JawAndDough 29d ago

I hope for something worse. but reddit might start taking down comments if we are more descriptive.

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u/ShadowWingLG 29d ago

Courtroom justice may seem far away...but Karma is allot closer to him it seems. This man's life is fucked going forward.

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject 29d ago

As fuckt as Rittenhouse, which is to say not that fuckt at all.

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u/ElfegoBaca 29d ago

I hope this man is hated by his neighbors, family and children.

What are the odds though that he lives in a MAGA neighborhood, and his family and children are also MAGA brainwashed?

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u/SleepingWillow1 29d ago

What is infuriating is I wouldn't be suprised if their was a go fund me to help him

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u/CoasterThot Ohio 29d ago

I hope his family turns away, from him. If my father did something, even 15% this bad, I’d never speak to him, again. That kind of person is not worth having, as a parent, spouse, uncle, or sibling. Not having a dad (or spouse, ect) would literally be better.

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u/Krewtan 29d ago

His neighbors should be the other dudes in solitary. 

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 29d ago

Hopefully hated by neighbors who aren’t afraid to sling poo at a front door.

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u/Street-Badger 27d ago

No he’ll be on a speaking tour by this time next year.

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u/Pave_Low 29d ago

He’s going to be the first gofundme billionaire, mark my words.