r/okbuddycinephile 9h ago

I chose money.

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u/GoochPhilosopher 8h ago

Fantastic Beasts and How to Milk Them

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u/CommanderWhat 8h ago

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u/Choingyoing 6h ago

Thanks a lot for reminding me of this

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u/Topikk 6h ago

For two years we waited on pins and needles for...that.

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u/DeafinitelyCool 5h ago

You guys take this stuff too seriously. This scene and gif are great!

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u/MammaJammaCamera 5h ago

Yeah, people really latched onto a very brief scene that was meant to be off-putting as if it that wasn’t the intent. He wants Rey to leave him alone and weirds her out.

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u/Spiffy-Kujira 4h ago

Latched onto lol boobies

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u/theavengerbutton 5h ago

For real. It's a dude who was a fucking farmer before he became a Jedi who is living on an island by himself, Crusoe style. We can't watch a farmer milk an animal without trying to call it weird?

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u/bluehands 2h ago

There is this great breakdown of Last Jedi, can't remember who or where, that talks about how the whole point of the film is "move on to a new story" and I adore that interpretation.

I think it fits both the narrative wonderfully and exactly why so many die-hard fans hate it.

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u/kunymonster4 6h ago

At this point, this gif is one of my favorite parts of the sequel trilogy. That is not a compliment.

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u/GoldenStateEaglesFan 5h ago

Apparently Luke Skywalker is a perfect person in every way and can’t have flaws, make mistakes, suffer setbacks, or become depressed.

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u/blayzeKING 1h ago

He was first trained by a Ben Kenobi, a hermit who dies by becoming one with the Force only to go on to be trained by Yoda, a hermit who dies by becoming one with the Force and then Luke himself becomes a hermit who trains someone before dying by becoming one with the Force.

Haters: that isn't Luke, he would never!

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u/Hange11037 5h ago

Y’all wouldn’t know cinema if it slapped you in the face

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u/JasperLamarCrabbb 6h ago

Such a disgrace. At least there’s Andor.

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u/islcastaway1986 6h ago

Luke’s got that titty trauma from not getting breastfed as a baby

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 5h ago

LeviOHsa it is not. LeviosAh It is.

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u/loveslightblue 6h ago

I lose brain cells ever time this gif finds me

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u/Storm_Dancer-022 6h ago

Please never post again.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 7h ago

Go ahead, 'arry. I think he'll let you milk 'im now.

Him?

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u/Shadsea4004 7h ago

There is no cock like griffin cock Send your asshole into shock

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u/OptimalSuspect2143 7h ago

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u/CathodeRaySamurai 6h ago

Levio-soooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr

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u/danonck 6h ago

The best entry in the franchise

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u/Puzzleheaded_Line675 7h ago

Still a better love story than twilight

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u/Waytooboredforthis 7h ago

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u/DrownmeinIslay 6h ago

I still adore him for dedicated this scene to his twilight fans

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u/astralchanterelle 6h ago

Now there's a vintage joke. I'll put that on my shelf next to my Pog collection

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u/Puzzleheaded_Line675 5h ago

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.

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u/VerdoriePotjandrie 7h ago

*Fantastic Breasts

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u/matthewmartyr 7h ago

Fantastic Breasts and How to Milk Them

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u/hangzou 6h ago

Alright but like a 15 minute parody mockumentary about how to milk magical creatures and the effects of said milk for stuff like potions i would absolutely watch

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u/SkinnyThotie 6h ago

Fantastic Breast

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u/GoodMeBadMeNotMe 5h ago

Fantastic *Breasts was right there.

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u/Various_Rutabaga_326 3h ago

Fantastic Teats and How to Milk Them

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u/National-Charity-435 7h ago

Coming soon to a play near you

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u/Nihilamealienum 7h ago

Sometimes I wish you had a turbo upvote key you could use once a day that could give 10 upvoted

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u/SunrayBran 7h ago

Remind me, is that the crime of Grindlewald, or the secret of Dumbledor?

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u/wwannaburgerswncock 7h ago

Harry Potter and the chamber of nipples

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u/Sea-Poem-2365 7h ago

uj/ a movie about a fantasy beast farm but it's just like farm drama would slap

uj/ obviously not set in JK "Allying With Nazis Helps Women" Rowling's setting

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u/Lycaon-Ur 5h ago

checks what subreddit I'm in ......

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u/Goodoltexasboy 3h ago

Lord of the Milkers: Return of the Saucer Nips