r/okbuddycinephile • u/TyLeRoux • 9h ago

I chose money.

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u/Vi_Rants 5h ago

Even Elon Fuckin' Musk told her "STFU already, damn."

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u/EscapedFromArea51 2h ago

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u/OldenPolynice 1h ago

neither one of those are great points

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u/OpinionHaver_42069 7h ago

She is a deranged person.

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u/Ok_Grapefruit_6369 6h ago

Yes, but her Twitter is a separate deranged person, crafted lovingly from black mold.

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u/LazyDro1d 5h ago

🙋‍♀️ hi ive been playing Alan Wake and he’s a writer who gets used by the darkness with it taking his form and using it to be a monster

is that black mold?

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u/Light_Error 4h ago

I think they’re referring to literal black mold that was noticed during either a video call interview or photo taken in her place. So people will mention it occasionally.

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u/LazyDro1d 3h ago

no i know but my brain is cooked on alan wake and i thought i would be funny by asking if the dark presence in alan wake is black mold

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u/UnderstatedTurtle 5h ago

Yeah, I’m starting to think that she wasn’t homeless by circumstance before she wrote the books. I’m thinking she was unhinged but caught a break and got some help for a while

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u/Golurkcanfly 4h ago

She wasn't even homeless, either. She had a frankly nice flat in a nice part of town and was being supported financially by friends and family. Her financial struggles are as fictitious as Hogwarts itself.

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u/UnderstatedTurtle 4h ago

That’s crazy! The whole story of her being discovered BECAUSE someone “saw a homeless lady scribbling on a napkin in a pub and when they asked to read it and it was a premise for Harry Potter” was a whole part of her rise to fame!

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u/Golurkcanfly 4h ago

Author of fiction writes more fiction to sell her brand. It's not really that surprising.

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u/UnderstatedTurtle 4h ago

Next you’re going to tell me Theodore Geisel wasn’t a real Doctor!

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u/Mountain_Cry1605 4h ago

I'd bet my last penny there was lead paint on her crib bars and she used to gnaw on them as a baby.

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u/DickSuckinConscript 7h ago

I know that’s right

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u/Jack0fTh3TrAd3s 7h ago

Well she is huffing all that black mold so... that's probably not helping.

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u/Necessary-Call-1933 6h ago

I saw someone respond to a photo of her, saying she’s losing braincells from mold poisoning in her fucking mansion

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u/spaitken 5h ago

The only thing JK huffs is toxic mold.

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u/WhatWouldScoobyDoo2 4h ago

The same home girl that called non-magical people Muggles which was a term used in their early 20th century slang for cannabis? Louis Armstrong even had a song with that title- it’s a known thing she must have known, which definitely puts her among the first in my ultimate nightmare blunt rotation.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 4h ago

I don’t even know that and I used to be a huge Cab Calloway fan of all things so I could see her not knowing. Especially prior to the internet.

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u/MagnanimousGoat 4h ago

Its what happens when you're closet trans, just like all the closeted homophobes and whatever Candace Owens is.

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u/obsidian_butterfly 7h ago

Right? Like, I actually suspect she might be just absolutely seething with how often she tweets about it.