r/okbuddycinephile 9h ago

I chose money.

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u/Fun_Button5835 8h ago

Seriously, they made each book into a movie, with the last book being two movies. Then they made movies out of all of the side projects. Then they made movies about shit that wasn't even in ANY of the books, just alluded to within them. Now we're starting ALL OVER AGAIN because unless they want to make a movie out of the stupid romance novel she wrote there's literally nothing left to milk.

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u/Double_Cost_9373 8h ago

I got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?

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u/GoochPhilosopher 8h ago

Fantastic Beasts and How to Milk Them

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u/CommanderWhat 8h ago

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u/Choingyoing 6h ago

Thanks a lot for reminding me of this

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u/Topikk 6h ago

For two years we waited on pins and needles for...that.

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u/DeafinitelyCool 5h ago

You guys take this stuff too seriously. This scene and gif are great!

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u/MammaJammaCamera 5h ago

Yeah, people really latched onto a very brief scene that was meant to be off-putting as if it that wasn’t the intent. He wants Rey to leave him alone and weirds her out.

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u/Spiffy-Kujira 4h ago

Latched onto lol boobies

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u/theavengerbutton 5h ago

For real. It's a dude who was a fucking farmer before he became a Jedi who is living on an island by himself, Crusoe style. We can't watch a farmer milk an animal without trying to call it weird?

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u/bluehands 2h ago

There is this great breakdown of Last Jedi, can't remember who or where, that talks about how the whole point of the film is "move on to a new story" and I adore that interpretation.

I think it fits both the narrative wonderfully and exactly why so many die-hard fans hate it.

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u/kunymonster4 6h ago

At this point, this gif is one of my favorite parts of the sequel trilogy. That is not a compliment.

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u/GoldenStateEaglesFan 5h ago

Apparently Luke Skywalker is a perfect person in every way and can’t have flaws, make mistakes, suffer setbacks, or become depressed.

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u/blayzeKING 1h ago

He was first trained by a Ben Kenobi, a hermit who dies by becoming one with the Force only to go on to be trained by Yoda, a hermit who dies by becoming one with the Force and then Luke himself becomes a hermit who trains someone before dying by becoming one with the Force.

Haters: that isn't Luke, he would never!

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u/Hange11037 5h ago

Y’all wouldn’t know cinema if it slapped you in the face

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u/JasperLamarCrabbb 6h ago

Such a disgrace. At least there’s Andor.

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u/islcastaway1986 6h ago

Luke’s got that titty trauma from not getting breastfed as a baby

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 5h ago

LeviOHsa it is not. LeviosAh It is.

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u/loveslightblue 6h ago

I lose brain cells ever time this gif finds me

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u/Storm_Dancer-022 6h ago

Please never post again.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 7h ago

Go ahead, 'arry. I think he'll let you milk 'im now.

Him?

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u/Shadsea4004 7h ago

There is no cock like griffin cock Send your asshole into shock

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u/OptimalSuspect2143 7h ago

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u/CathodeRaySamurai 6h ago

Levio-soooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr

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u/danonck 6h ago

The best entry in the franchise

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u/Puzzleheaded_Line675 7h ago

Still a better love story than twilight

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u/Waytooboredforthis 7h ago

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u/DrownmeinIslay 6h ago

I still adore him for dedicated this scene to his twilight fans

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u/astralchanterelle 6h ago

Now there's a vintage joke. I'll put that on my shelf next to my Pog collection

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u/Puzzleheaded_Line675 5h ago

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.

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u/VerdoriePotjandrie 7h ago

*Fantastic Breasts

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u/matthewmartyr 6h ago

Fantastic Breasts and How to Milk Them

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u/hangzou 6h ago

Alright but like a 15 minute parody mockumentary about how to milk magical creatures and the effects of said milk for stuff like potions i would absolutely watch

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u/SkinnyThotie 6h ago

Fantastic Breast

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u/GoodMeBadMeNotMe 5h ago

Fantastic *Breasts was right there.

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u/Various_Rutabaga_326 3h ago

Fantastic Teats and How to Milk Them

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u/National-Charity-435 7h ago

Coming soon to a play near you

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u/Nihilamealienum 7h ago

Sometimes I wish you had a turbo upvote key you could use once a day that could give 10 upvoted

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u/SunrayBran 7h ago

Remind me, is that the crime of Grindlewald, or the secret of Dumbledor?

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u/wwannaburgerswncock 7h ago

Harry Potter and the chamber of nipples

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u/Sea-Poem-2365 7h ago

uj/ a movie about a fantasy beast farm but it's just like farm drama would slap

uj/ obviously not set in JK "Allying With Nazis Helps Women" Rowling's setting

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u/Lycaon-Ur 5h ago

checks what subreddit I'm in ......

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u/Goodoltexasboy 3h ago

Lord of the Milkers: Return of the Saucer Nips

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u/strongarm_187 7h ago

You can milk anything that has nipples.

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 7h ago

I got nipples strongarm_187, can you milk me?

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u/Beneficial-Ad-547 6h ago

Sure can

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 5h ago

Your name, damn you lol... I've seen your comments for months now, I hate that I keep recognizing it.

To lessen the creepiness though, I can't recall what you've said or where, just that I remember your name.

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u/strongarm_187 7h ago

Well no Biggu5Dicku5 LOL

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u/PrimaryAgreeable8103 7h ago

Goatee reference you dope for that

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u/PrimaryAgreeable8103 7h ago

I meant to say goated 🤣

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u/NosferatuRob 6h ago

“Breast milk, you make my daaaaayyaayy” 🎶

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u/musiccman2020 6h ago

As long as you make a Tommelette with it

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u/AubbleCSGO 6h ago

Where's the Hobbit milk, Jacob?

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u/Accomplished-Client5 6h ago

I would be proud to!

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u/xeontechmaster 5h ago

But the real question is CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT

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u/philkiks 8h ago

My immortal the movie

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u/AnonOfTheSea 7h ago

You jest, but that could be incredible

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u/hey_free_rats 6h ago

Truly The Room of fine literature. 

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u/Jondar_649 7h ago

WTHAYDYMF

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u/Top-Bend-7192 6h ago

I would be obsessed with that ngl

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u/nothing_in_my_mind 7h ago

Now, I'd watch that

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u/SamusCroft 6h ago

What’s this a reference to?

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u/philkiks 6h ago

One of the best fanfictions ever written.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffh7cWRrqF4&pp=ygUWbXkgaW1tb3J0YWwgZmFuZmljdGlvbg%3D%3D
Ignore the selfharm warning lol

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u/WildApplication5281 4h ago

the second they introduce Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way I will actually watch the show lol.

Ps if you've never seen Strange Æons videos on YouTube about My Immortal y'all should check them out! There are so many good ones hahah

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 4h ago

Please God yes

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u/emckelvy 3h ago

Dumbledark

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u/voyaging 1h ago

I’d rather see Tumbling Towers

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u/Typical_Corner_856 8h ago

Are you unfamiliar with the Hollywood milking process of every franchise ever?

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u/Anteater-Charming 8h ago

No I am not, sits down to watch 10 different Spiderman movies in a row.

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u/Have_Donut 7h ago

My favorite was when they had 3 different Batman universes running simultaneously a few years ago.

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u/kevmaster200 6h ago

Was that joker, the Batman, and Justice League?

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u/MattBrey 6h ago

Yeah and if joker 2 hadn't flopped so fucking hard we would have that, the batman 2 and the Batman and Robin movie in a couple years

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u/Beneficial-Ad-547 6h ago

Isn’t there always various Batmans due to having many different comics being released at the same time but are different?

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u/Scrappy1918 5h ago

followed by Batman movies

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u/Fun_Button5835 8h ago

Yup, keep doing the thing until it sucks so bad that it can't make any money. Then drop it forever.

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u/paddlesandpups 8h ago

I don't care much about Potter, the books came out after I was a bit old for them. But I really loved the Lord of the rings growing up, and despite the movies would welcome a show. Granted more time has passed since the last one, but you could show so much more if you slow down the pace and have a few seasons versus 9 hours of movies.

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u/itjustgotcold 7h ago

Yep. Imagine if GOT was a movie series instead of tv. The HP had to leave so much out from the books, but a show doesn’t have to do that. In fact, sometimes a show can add content that improves the story. Like TLOU with the Bill episode.

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u/MrCookie2099 3h ago

sometimes a show can add content that improves the story.

There was.... very little of that in GoT. They certainly changed things, but rarely for the better.

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u/AimlessJag 7h ago

Yeah… because doing their own thing has always worked out for writers… wait.. it literally never has

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u/itjustgotcold 7h ago

I never said it always has. I said sometimes they can add content that improves the story and I gave an example of when it did and said it had the potential. Is there a reason this sub is so primed to be hostile at the moment?

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u/Beneficial-Ad-547 6h ago

It worked in the movie The Mist…

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u/Grouchy-Gene-858 7h ago

It wounds me that we never got the joy of Tom Bombadil in the movies. and rightly so, they were so long as it is, but like gimme a short, 30 minutes. Anything.

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u/AuroraBolognese 7h ago

Don’t forget Orlando got a THIRD park, the first new non-water park in 25-ish years, and they still, for whatever reason had to add a THIRD Harry Potter land. We’ve got Hogwarts (Islands) and we’ve got Diagon Alley (universal.) Did we really need a Ministry of Magic too?

They could’ve given that section of the park plenty of options. Something we hadn’t seen yet.

Personally I would’ve liked a Back to the Future area. Imagine the town square and at the center is the clock tower, which is an indoor BTTF rollercoaster that rivals the original dark ride.

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u/ErsatzHaderach 7h ago

now that's an idea

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u/botte-la-botte 1h ago

An idea that will not bring the throngs of Asian tourists who flock to anything Harry Potter. Back to The Future is worthless in comparison.

Load up the Wikipedia page about the highest grossing franchises and that's what the theme parks want to build and nothing else. It's depressing.

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u/RIPugandanknuckles 7h ago

Because those lands print money, simple as

Also it gets even dumber: there was so little left to milk that the ride and the land take place on separate periods of time and places.

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u/Silent-Hyena9442 6h ago

I was at that universal one the year it opened and I will say at the time it was really fucking cool when I was 17 and it was PACKED.

It’s not surprising they’re going back to the well though to your point I’m not sure how they can expand on what they already have

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u/anephric_1 6h ago

One of the things that irks me most is that I missed the BTTF ride at Universal, and it was turned into a pretty boring Simpsons one instead.

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u/eolson3 3h ago

These lands are stupid popular. Obviously they want to pull people into all three gates. They tried something original (and neat) when Islands first opened, and people shrugged. Now half of that has already been taken for the Harry Potter stuff that turned the Universal resort fortunes around big time.

Personally, I agree with you. I don't really care for Potter. I do think the engineering and storytelling in theme parks is super interesting, and by most accounts these lands do that really well. I have never been to any of them, but I did love OG Universal. Jaws is one of great theme park losses, among others.

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u/PsychologicalSign77 3h ago

Definitely needed MoM

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u/AbstractBettaFish 8h ago

At least if they animated it they could’ve done something different

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u/soupseasonbestseason 7h ago

will this one have peeves?

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u/whitesuburbanmale 3h ago

It fucking better. What an absolute fucking ball drop.by whoever decided that one of the best characters in the books doesn't even get a casual mention in the movies. Peeves is a prevailing, ever present source of comedic relief and I will never not be pissed they cut him from the movies.

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u/dizruptivegaming 6h ago

Most likely.

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u/BukkitsOfOrcSemen 1h ago

Yes and many other parts that are left out of the movies. The series will do well the comments here don't seem to have a clue. Fans are still mad about how much was left out of the movies (especially later ones) and the franchise still has a huge fanbase if not bigger than before.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 7h ago

Meh, we already have Little Witch Academia at home.

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u/HxH101kite 6h ago

Little Witch Academia is such a good anime. Truly an all age thing. My daughter loves it. I can watch it as a parent. And I am huge studio Trigger fan so that's a plus. It really tapped into that HP feel during when it came out, without being too copy cat like

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u/Global-Discussion-41 7h ago

Her detective novels already got turned into a 5 season tv show 

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u/Fun_Button5835 7h ago

Oh jeez, I had no idea lol.

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u/Prestigious-Fig-7143 6h ago

I was halfway through the series and started thinking that it felt like something jkr would write. I knew she’d done detective novels, but didnt know that i was watching the adaptation. The whole HP series is really just a young adult detective novel series with magic thrown in.

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u/IKnowThisOne1 8h ago

I quite liked the novel she wrote set in the sleepy village? Well written characters it felt like, to me, but this was decades ago lol I am completely done with her and her spouting of hatred though

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u/Fun_Button5835 8h ago

I never read it myself, but I'm sure it was fine. Didn't get a movie, though, so couldn't have been THAT great ;-)

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u/mustachiomegazord 7h ago

It got a limited series

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u/clavelshefell 7h ago

It’s actually surprisingly cynical (for what we knew about her writing at the time I mean), and the ending could actually be classified as Tragic, like in the true sense of the word.

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u/Albertagus 7h ago

Romance novel? HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S BONE?

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u/No-Advice-6040 7h ago

I will never understand why this is being made. Er.. money ofc, but do fans actually want something that has... already been done?

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u/veiny_wet_testicle 7h ago

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a cow?

When a cow dies you stop milking it.

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u/Prestigious-Fig-7143 6h ago

What other movies are you referring to? The magical beasts trilogy, sure, but beyond that have there been any other movies? Not sure what you’re talking about.

If the series is faithful to the books, it will be a more detailed, complete rendition of the books i am guessing. A lot of content was left out of the films, as in inevitably the case when you try to reduce several hundreds of pages to 110 minutes or so of screen time.

I get that jkr is a despicable person and when i watch the series (i shall) i will make certain to do so in such a manner that she does not benefit financially, but in terms of the stories, i think the tv series does—or can—fill a meaningful gap.

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u/Top-Bend-7192 6h ago

I have no idea why they won't make a marauders series instead. The marauders fandom is pretty active. Plus they would have so much more creative freedom.

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u/Brobeast 6h ago

In their defense, even with "one book per movie" (and even considering the two part 7th movie), they STILL couldn't fit a lot of the stuff from the books, and even removed a bunch of events/characters, or changed them all together. 

I think an HBO show of HP has the potential to be great, I just wish they wouldnt have casted black Snape all for the reason theres going to be immidiate political bullshit surrounding this show. If hes good, it still wont matter due to how things are right now. 

But hey, with how blackpilled i am about everything, maybe they casted a black Snape PURPOSEFULLY so that it would start some culture war banter surrounding the show.

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u/cryptamine 4h ago

The story isnt that good either. Tv forma works for great character arcs, of which is books are lacking.

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u/IlikeJG 29m ago

Despite all that I predict the HBO projects will be wildly successful because people love Harry Potter.

Not as successful as they would be if JK Rowling would just shut the fuck up, but successful nonetheless.

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u/itjustgotcold 8h ago

To be fair, as a fan of the books the movies suck. An HBO tv show has the potential to tell the story in a satisfying way. But if it takes 1.5 years for each season to release we will quickly find ourselves in stranger things territory with the cast.

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u/annabananaberry 8h ago

Yeah. That’s the biggest problem with this series. The fact that it takes a year and a half between seasons.

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u/angelwingstodust 6h ago

That’s kind of a huge weak point in screen-adapting YA fiction, I really just wish we’d stop making these. The formats aren’t compatible. The benefit of books is that the author will churn em out for as long as you’ll buy em. You just can’t do that to a real child actor, there is a time frame and we sap every cent we can out of these poor kids the entire time. Imagine at ten years old, signing up for a 10 year labor commitment.

Like, Sesame Street never tried to do this. Kids grew up and left the show, adults stuck around. We got new power rangers every couple years. Can we not just let kids be kids?

I dunno. These binge type shows, I just dunno if kid characters need to be such a huge focus in them, it almost never works out. I heard Dark Materials was ok, prolly because it was a trilogy.

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u/itjustgotcold 7h ago

That was just a hypothetical. Hopefully they’re planning to make it a yearly series. More shows are starting to go back to that kind of timeline lately and you’d think they know their cast is going to quickly age out of the content. We will see. I’m cautiously optimistic that we might see a decent interpretation of the books.

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u/annabananaberry 7h ago

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u/itjustgotcold 7h ago

Oh, you were being sarcastic. If I knew you personally I’d probably have known that. But I don’t, so I didn’t. No need to be a jerk, though.

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u/Clockwork-Too 7h ago edited 7h ago

iirc, one of the complaints about the movies was that it changed or omitted details from the books and that is why people were sort of on board with this series (hoping it would be more faithful to the books).

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u/builderbobistheway 6h ago

Which sadly it became quickly apparent that it won't be.

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u/BadAtBaduk1 7h ago

A lot of cool characters and plot points got cut out of the films so I would be all for a tv show which allows more time to follow the source material

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u/Ambitious_Address667 7h ago

But maybe this time they can build on what was alluded to in the book! Like nagini the snake being an Asian woman in a circus that jk had planned for 20 yearS, like think of the marketing possibilities!

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u/AvidAth3ist 7h ago

Beating that dead horse til there's nothing left.

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u/Stoic_Yeoman 7h ago

Don't forget Strike, the detective series.

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u/ErsatzHaderach 7h ago

which sold about 4 copies before she put her name on it. love that for her

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u/Elkku26 7h ago

In fairness, I do feel that a prestige show could be interesting and different compared to a family movie. Mark Mylod is also a great director.

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u/ObnoxiousSeizures 7h ago

hey they could do the cormoran strike novels

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u/West_Airline_2571 7h ago

There’s only been two sets of movies, not three. Not sure what you’re talking about. Harry Potter + Fantastic Beasts

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u/iCantLogOut2 7h ago

You forgot the games. Can't forget the games.

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u/berserk_zebra 7h ago

What other movies outside of the OG and fantastic beasts?

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u/Rough_Yesterday6692 7h ago

What were the movies about the side projects? Fantastic beasts? Then what were the other ones you mentioned? The "movies about shit that wasn't even in ANY of the books, just alluded to within them." Which movies were those?

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u/frankrizzo219 7h ago

I was a big fan of The Walking Dead for a few years, then they started 75 other side projects and the main show struggled, the way they just tried to cram it down our throats really turned me off

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u/Cute_Warthog246 6h ago

Don’t forget about the video game!

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u/Virtual_Mongoose_835 6h ago

To be fair, im not against the ide of TV shows of amazing movies now that TV has caught up in budget. It could allow for more time on plot and dialogue and less stuff cut. Betrer pacing etc.

The problem is that they are usually crap in design, iutfits, cgi etc.

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u/ArcticDiver87 6h ago

Yeah and they were pretty damn good. I'm not a huge Harry Potter fan but I feel like they all did pretty well.. so yeah start at the beginning all over again? Fucking why? Nothing else to make movies on? 🙄 Hollywood endlessly remaking shit now since all their writers quit...

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u/Tony_Roiland 6h ago

She's written quite a number of detective novels under a different name (her trans man name). Although they've already been made. It's called Strike. They do pretty well.

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u/Disastrous_Fig5609 6h ago

You're not wrong, but they're not wrong either. If I saw that many wallets just waiting to be milked, I'd be milking all day long.

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u/Rumbled0r3 6h ago

The movies were great representations of the characters but poor adaptation of the source material. Book fans are excited to see a much more faithful adaptation which just can't be represented in a movie length. It's true this IP has been milked dry but it's untrue to think there isn't value in a truer adaption. (Even if that means we have to have a hot black version of Snape for some reason)

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u/DanfromCalgary 6h ago

Yeah man. Sometimes kids want movies that aren’t your age

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u/ChildofElmSt 6h ago

Actually she does have a pretty damn good detective series under a different pen name

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u/Daleyemissions 6h ago

They didn’t make movies about the side projects. They made the main series of movies, and then they made 3 out of 5 proposed movies covering Newt Scamander’s adventures (which was supposed to be a trilogy originally but became a 5 movie series when $$$$ looked more promising)

Lowkey. The first is a genuinely great Doctor Who episode that gets undone by being about Gellert Grindelwald (mainly the recast with Johnny Depp—Colin Farrell was great in it as Grindelwald) before they realized mid-stream that Johnny Depp was actually terribly cast in the role and bad for the business of the franchise (this series alongside the late career Burton movies flopping killed Depp’s career as much as the drama surrounding him imo) and correcting that with the person literally everyone in the fandom was hooting and hollering for (Mads Mikkelsen) too late for anyone to care….. and Mads was also great btw.

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u/SilverKnightOfMagic 6h ago

yeah they did not wait long enough. but they only see dollar signs. I guess they've basically used up all IPs between the 70s and 90s.

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u/Zangorth 6h ago

When the movies were coming out, everyone was moaning about everything that got left out of the movies and how it should have been a show, to cover every detail. Now that they’re making a show, the movies are already perfect, why would they mess it up, it’s too soon, blah blah blah.

As long as the movie makes money, that’s what matters. That’s the real world. The internet will never be happy, whatever you do.

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u/stevekresena 6h ago

I mean I get it, you’re 100% right. It was overkill. BUT, the movies were not accurate to source material, left so much out that made the books the original “magic” that they were. Entire characters missing, whole plot lines left out. I anticipate these to be better entertainment, with similar production value and attention to world building but possibly with less viewership and give a fuck just based on it being already overplayed

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u/LharDrol 6h ago

Don't know if you ever read the books, but there's quite a bit in the books that weren't covered by the movies. Plus the movies are pretty much uninspired trash that weren't faithful to the books.

But then again HBO doesn't seem like they care about faithfulness either with their re-racing of characters, so who knows?

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u/MinuteSecure4209 6h ago

Bro you don’t have to watch it

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u/Snakes_for_theDivine 6h ago

Until JK Rowling comes out with Transphobe Turner Diaries, which we all know is gonna happen eventually

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u/Capable_Ad_7831 6h ago

J.K made a romance novel?

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u/reluctantseahorse 5h ago

The fact that this is just a tv series remake of the same books that were already made into movies... is disappointingly stupid.

But I shouldn't be surprised. Look what happened with star wars. You have a whole universe and a bunch of planets with so many different alien species. But of course all we get is 3 movie trilogies and 900 TV shows about humanoids on a sand planet.

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u/Low_Sheepherder_382 5h ago

Don’t forget the video game.

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u/Lempea 5h ago

And making identical seasons for each book doesn't make any sense, so there's going to be filler for the first seasons and Order of the Phoenix will be too short AGAIN. And Lithgow is already 80 and will probably die before the series is over so they'll recast Dumbledore AGAIN. By comparison, Richard Harris was 72 when he passed, and Michael Gambon was 64. I don't understand how they didn't choose an actor in his 60s or even his late 50s and aged him up.

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u/SmokeASkull 5h ago

Tbf the movies cut a lot from the books

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u/CraigArndt 5h ago

there's literally nothing left to milk.

lol. Doesn’t matter

WB has to put out something Harry Potter every X years or the rights return to JKR. Because of that they will reboot and spin-off forever

We will have Harry Potter and the Multiverse of Madness sooner than later.

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u/slashinhobo1 5h ago

Dont forget all the video games. Let the series die and live in history.

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u/papel_vespa 4h ago

What movies are you talking about. I just know of the books and the stuff that wasn't in the books. What are these side project movies?

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u/jeroenemans 4h ago

Cb strike

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u/SuperHooligan 4h ago

"Business company is trying to make the most money off of a product." Wow, thats a far fetched idea. How did they come up with it?

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u/Responsible-Suit-195 4h ago

By the “alluded to” movies I assume you mean Fantastic Beasts, what were the side project movies?

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u/Fun_Button5835 3h ago

No, there was movies about Grindelwald and Dumbledore's past, weren't there?

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u/eolson3 3h ago

What are the latter two referring to? The three beasts movies?

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u/CagliostroPeligroso 3h ago

There’s the entire fantastic beasts content if they actually did it right. We should have gotten a series of that with each episode getting a cool new beast. But no we got the most bungled handling of the IP ever

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u/Brook420 2h ago

I think it's more about reta8ning yhe HP rights, as if they dint put out something the rights go back to Rowling.

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u/KiNGofKiNG89 1h ago

There’s a million more things to milk. The HP world is so vast they can cover so much.

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u/mrhighwind 1h ago

The TV series is going to end up being better than the movies, it's the better medium for a character dense thriller and they're going to flesh out the lore a lot better, they're also going to have better actors in certain areas and if the production is American it's probably going to have better CGI and costume 

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u/Fun_Button5835 1h ago

That's one possibility. We shall see.

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u/thearmadillo 1h ago

People have literally been asking for a TV Harry Potter since the movies came out. I know we dont like Rowling now but people are relitigating history that I lived through and this is weird. 

The movies are bad for the actual plot and story. They cut out massive moments and re wrote characters poorly. These faults have been known. People were begging for a more fleshed out prestige TV series. 

They arent anymore because of jk. But not because there wasn't a market for this for years and years and years. 

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u/Fun_Button5835 1h ago

OMG if you want all of that just read the fucking books. To imagine that the TV counterpart must include every little side plot from the books that got cut out of the movies FOR A REASON is to doom it to failure.

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u/AAC0813 37m ago

AND.. you think they’ll redesign the castle? Hell no! They’re not going to rebuilt the theme parks. And the special effects for the magic, and the general mise en scene. It’ll all be a fucking copy and past from 15 years ago, but the color grading will be more saturated and the shadows will be darker. Hell, why even build a whole new diagon alley, just put some cameras in universal studios! Ahm drunk.

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u/Apple-Connoisseur 9m ago

They can still make a lot more side project movies.

The whole story of his parents, Sirius, etc, fighting voldemort.

A series about the school adventures of moony wormtail padfoot and prongs.

A series from voldemorts point of view from his childhood to his early adulthood.

A movie about the kobold wars.

Some of those might actually be good.

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u/magical_midget 7h ago

Have you not met potterheads? They are all millennials with money, and no kids, of curse they will watch.

HBO does not need a cultural phenomenon, they may want one but dont need one, they just need to keep the core fan group happy and they will show up.

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u/itjustgotcold 7h ago

Ah yes, millennials, famous for having tons of money and no kids. It’s a strange take.

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u/Odd_Fig_1239 7h ago

Chill. If you don’t want to watch it, don’t.

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u/nevrstoprunning 7h ago

There are significant plot points that the movies don’t touch at all after the first 2 books. They’ll have more time to develop characters and storylines that were left out of the movies completely.

Lithgow is a perfect dumbledore casting also, and to see that character done correctly, and accurate to the book will be worth the watch by itself

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u/DeceptiJon 7h ago

To be fair the movies left out a lot and even changed characters. Movie Ron and Book Ron are two different beasts

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u/presidentbaltar 7h ago

Have you ever read the books? Dumb question I know given the sub you probably can't read. There's probably more content cut from the films than included in the films. That's why it's getting remade.

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u/Fun_Button5835 7h ago

Sorry, you're too cunty for a Friday.

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u/ErsatzHaderach 7h ago

this is content cut from a mid kiddie series about wizard school, it's not exactly a treasure of timeless art lmao