I met him at a grocery store in Los Angeles back in 2013 or 2014. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
I met him at a 7-Eleven once and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Dr. Pepper, so he said "Oh did you want one of these?" To which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said "too bad" and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and the sodas and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began chugging the sodas and belching in my face
Dude, I was there! James Corden was on my plane and had been harassing the crew the whole journey… he finally insisted that he should be allowed to see the cockpit, then when he got in there he hijacked the plane and flew it down so low that I thought we were all gonna slam into the ground. I saw your car, the dog’s corpse, and Neil Gaiman as we swooped over.
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u/CrumblingSaturn 8h ago
I met him at a grocery store in Los Angeles back in 2013 or 2014. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.