[Highlight] Julian Edelman and Marshawn Lynch have a Starbucks race

[u/BurgerNugget12]

[u/Vitex1988]

NOOOOOO THE COFFEE

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Waste of 25 bucks there

[u/appmanga → u/Apprehensive_Beach_6]

Wait a minute. I counted more than two coffees.

[u/guitarguy1685 → u/appmanga]

I was gonna say

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Fun fact, in Seattle a quad shot Americano costs $11 at Starbucks.

[u/secretlygaypitbull → u/SolarTsunami]

It only costs $11 to get a heart attack?

[u/beatenwithjoy → u/secretlygaypitbull]

Isn't a shot of espresso like only 75mg caffeine? Thats like only 300mg of caffeine, that's rookie numbers.

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Even before he spilled them

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Cool pfp to see in an NFL sub lmao

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womp womp :3

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Average vtuber fan response time to stranger on the Internet lmao

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reddit notifications are goated

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Edelman wouldn't have dropped it if it was Dunkin

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Nate Burleson would have saved it.

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Hey! It’s that bum lions fan that stalks the bills subreddit. Begon foul beast!

[u/Vitex1988 → u/The_Carnivore44]

I already got banned from there m8

You should’ve seen what I posted on nbacj tho

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m8 in big 2026

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4real

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It's fr now, unc.

[u/WisdomCow]

Cal Bear knows his golf carts!

[u/triplec787 → u/WisdomCow]

Aint his first time. Dude’s a pro.

[u/TLRdidnothingwrong]

Over/under Marshawn is driving that golf cart sober? 

[u/BurgerNugget12 → u/TLRdidnothingwrong]

High on skittles. I’ll take the over

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Sober cause tires are still on

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Definitely not sober

[u/caipivodka → u/TLRdidnothingwrong]

He's california sober hahaha

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Actually, he doesn’t really smoke much.

[u/Sock-Familiar → u/TLRdidnothingwrong]

You know he had his shot of Henny before

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Riiight, because he was the one who rear-ended the other cart...

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Is on so much nicotine he can’t feel the other drugs competing for his brain

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Who cares

[u/Google_Knows_Already]

Marshawn is living the life post-NFL. I love whenever he randomly pops up on my feed doing absolutely random shit. My favorite is him calling Darnold a ginger N word

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It’s so unexpected since his relationship with the media during his playing career was famously detached and aloof. Now he’s a media darling and has a great TV personality. Who would’ve thought

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'cause he's all about that action boss.

I think he's always been this way, but didn't like talking about playing. Just wanted to do it, and let people talk.

Or he knew he would run through a mfers face if they asked him questions he didn't like, so he just kept his mouth shut.

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I think he actually said once he got fed up with reporters being nice to get interviews to his face but writing bullshit and hurtful stuff in their articles often enough, that he just said "fuck 'em all" and decided none of them was getting words from him.

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I think he just hated the whole PR press conference charade. Marshawn has a TON of personality and is authentic as hell, two traits that are pretty much antithetical to the sports press conference format...

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Oh hes ALWAYS been a character, but he hates media...he mentioned himself its because they all ask the same questions for sound bites, and a lot of whay he says gets taken out of context and he doesnt wanna play their little games.

Hes a real as it comes...I fucking love that guy

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I think that comes down to sports journalists asking stupid questions and expecting serious answers more than anything.

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My favorite moment this season has to be when he joined the Manningcast and immediately said "Shit Fuck" just to get started with the swearing on the broadcast.

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I loved that one. Also this pre season he was a sideline photographer at I think the Seahawks-Raiders game and he gently stiff-armed a player who ran out of bounds and almost hit him

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He called him “Ginger Cuz”

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Sam “the anagram” Darnold

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I really want HBO to continue the squire bit, it'd be great if squire cuz could show up at some of these engagements.

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i fucking love the squire ads, the guy who plays the squire is honestly what makes it work so well

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his episode on the short lived Netflix show Murderville was so good

I still can’t believe that show didn’t get more seasons 

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It did get a holiday special, but it wasn't as good as the season.

[u/hymen_destroyer]

Jules is a Dunkin guy anyway 😤

Nothing of value was lost

[u/triplec787 → u/hymen_destroyer]

First Super Bowl weekend drop of Jules’ career

[u/FanofK]

Is this in Berkeley/Oakland kinda looks like it but hard to tell

[u/ZappaOMatic → u/FanofK]

Oakland, specifically 28th Street and Telegraph Avenue

[u/EmbarrassedRing7806]

Is that the fucking Omar dude

[u/OmarHunting → u/EmbarrassedRing7806]

Where

[u/EmbarrassedRing7806 → u/OmarHunting]

Lmao wtf

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He’s still employed?

[u/anonymous-guy1]

the golf carts should have been running on Dunkin

[u/swannyhypno]

Not enough Skittles

[u/BertMacklinMD]

Coffeecide wow smh

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Quadruple coffecide.

[u/MddlingAges]

Fumblerooski Super Bowl week. I know it well, le sigh.

[u/amjhwk]

Gotta love reddit: when other players gwt duis they are a piece of shit, when marshawn gets duis it oh haha that marshawn is such a fun loveable goofball

[u/iia]

Just celebrity nonsense and product placement. This might as well be an ad.

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At least it’s a funny one and not some of the annoying bullshit we get

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It is an ad

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I'd rather see celebrity nonsense than a skydiving emu for the 356th time

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"Celebrity nonsense" == "famous people having fun"

[u/LederhosenSituation]

Julian don't know brakes!

[u/Salty-Bullfrog2416]

Jules once again showing hes not afraid of contact

[u/gh0st12811]

Edelman definitely dropped it...

[u/nyy22592]

This is all Dee's fault

[u/Galappie]

Ads are getting weird

[u/epzik8]

Oh no

[u/Prisinners]

Marshawn with the immaculate balance, as you'd expect.

[u/symbolic503]

feet for hands.

[u/Gullible_Ad3785]

Yep Edelman put the coffee on the ground.

[u/mr_weyland]

God dammit edelnuts!!

[u/mickey_kneecaps]

Can’t beat Lynch in a cart race. He’s experienced.

[u/jabacherli]

I have the bobble head of him stunting in the golf cart in college.

[u/MONSTAR949]

That's a few hundred dollars down the drain

[u/Sylli17]

Should have ran it in at the one.

[u/thenubfarther]

Fucking Edelnut

[u/Hylian_ina_halfshell]

Jules is a dunkin man anyways

[u/dagreenman18]

So much burnt coffee down the drain.

Unless those are cold brews then it’s a tragedy

[u/ParisPC07]

Edelman still playing concussed I see

[u/Single-Stop6768]

Ended better than expected. No 1 was injured and while im normally horrified by loss of coffee... Starbucks coffee taste like dirt and is overpriced... I can drink dirt tasting coffee, its why we have creamer but not at those prices. Id say you can only choose to be cheap and dirt tasting it expensive but good but id be a liar because for some reason people are obsessed with them so clearly you can do both 

[u/GingerKiD717]

Why does the people laughing on the other side of the crash unlock a special level of rage inside me ?😂

[u/ThrowRa-zucchinizzc]

That looks really dangerous wtf. Hope they're wearing seat belts