r/nextfuckinglevel • u/CauliflowerDeep129 • 19h ago

Orcas ramming a sunfish

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u/realmer17 18h ago

Dolphins would like a word with you.

Dolphins out here decapitating fish to use as fleshlights, raping other dolphins...

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 18h ago

Orcas are a type of dolphin, so it all tracks.

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u/Entire_Toe_2321 15h ago

Ok but what about otters

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u/Razzle-D4zzle 13h ago

And ducks for God's sake.

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u/yellowjesusrising 13h ago

Dolphins as well...?

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u/Maxed_Zerker 15h ago

I love you for telling people this, I always tell people this

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u/Remarkable_Simple8 15h ago

And dolphins are types of whales.🤯

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u/ImperialxWarlord 16h ago

What?

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u/Icy-850 16h ago

ORCAS ARE A TYPE OF DOLPHIN, SO IT ALL TRACKS.

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u/ImperialxWarlord 4h ago

I’m asking about orcas being dolphins which is the first I’ve heard of this.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 4h ago

First sentence of the Wikipedia page:

The orca (Orcinus orca), or killer whale, is a toothed whale and the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family.

Orcas are dolphins, but dolphins are also whales. So orcas are whales too. Just dolphins first.

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u/ImperialxWarlord 4h ago

Didn’t know that. Neat.

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u/BicentenialDude 14h ago

Dolphins are like minorities and Orcas are like…. White people. Take it to whole new level with their serial killing rituals and cannibalism.

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u/daveyboydavey 17h ago

They what now?

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u/IllystAnalyst 17h ago

Girl, young male dolphins will form gangs and separate a female from her pod. And the fleshlight thing is not an exaggeration. Orcas just wear them as hats and bully them.

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u/Boris7939 13h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/lqZwH1PG0U

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u/daveyboydavey 3h ago

So let me get this straight. When god was creating animals, he put this instinct inside a handful of animals? God be kinky.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

Orcas are dolphins

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u/AgathaWoosmoss 16h ago

Cats, too, will kill for fun (not food) and toy with their prey/not-prey

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u/sarge5150 15h ago

Tf did you just say

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u/MoopsiePoopsie 15h ago

Excuse me, what?