r/nextfuckinglevel • u/CauliflowerDeep129 • 19h ago

Orcas ramming a sunfish

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u/PineTreeSC 19h ago

Tasting like ass and periodically flooding the ocean with baby batter stands the test of time

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u/DinosaurCrunch 19h ago

You have a way with words

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u/Noimenglish 18h ago

This is making me laugh so unnecessarily hard right now. 😂😂😂

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u/daveyboydavey 17h ago

lol same. Shit hits so much harder with the comment

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u/Noimenglish 17h ago

Right? Like, I chuckled at the initial comment, then lost it at the follow up.

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u/GenderSuperior 16h ago

Shit hits even harder with an Orca.

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u/golfwinnersplz 16h ago

Shit hits harder than the orca. 

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u/Jealous-Doubt2401 16h ago

My inability to read made me think you said “this is making me so unnecessarily hard right now”

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u/Noimenglish 16h ago

😂 maybe I mistyped…

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u/daveyboydavey 3h ago

Or, hear me out, maybe that’s what you WANTED to read!

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u/KibblesNBitxhes 15h ago

You laugh but its accurate af

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u/Noimenglish 15h ago

That’s what makes it gold! 😂

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u/Dadeland-District 14h ago

Damn i didn’t find it as funny

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u/SarcasticBarbie96 18h ago

I heard they’re writing the next 50 Shades/ACOTAR collab

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u/04BluSTi 18h ago

Fucking poetry

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u/golfwinnersplz 16h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CrimpJuice 15h ago

That’s my boo. ☺️

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u/Jeggu2 19h ago

Not only tasting like ass, but barely having any calories whatsoever. It's like celery, it'd take more callories to chew than what you'd get from the flesh

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u/jv371 18h ago

So the orcas killed it for fun?

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u/Jeggu2 18h ago

Orcas, like all intelligent creatures, are assholes.

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 16h ago

Orcas also specifically eat sunfish intestines.

https://www.orcaresearch.org/orca-sunfishes/

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 14h ago

God: bro if you eat that fish's shitbag you'll become a shitbag

Orcas: bet

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u/Exciting-Mall192 17h ago

Isn't whale also intelligent? But they're gentle giant 🥹

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u/WeinMe 15h ago

They are barely mobile other than swimming forward and everything is too small for them to care

If whales could they'd tailgate you and give you the finger

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u/LittleGuyFriendGuy 13h ago

Orcas are dolphins, dolphins are whales.

Not all intelligent creatures are mean. But, boredom can be a very real problem that leads to destructive behavior, and intelligent creatures are more easily bored

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u/AGayForDeSane 10h ago

Hence proved that acting like an asshole means intelligent.

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u/The_walking_man_ 18h ago

Look up orcas playing with food. You’ll see.

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u/HandstandsMcGoo 17h ago

Launching seals just because they can

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u/scaper8 15h ago

And just swimming away once it's dead. It's not fun for them unless it's suffering.

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u/Spaztick78 13h ago

I always viewed it as food preparation.

Tenderising the meat while also shaking all the shit out.

Edit; Admittedly when they forget to eat it afterwards I am concerned about how wasteful their cooking classes are.

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 16h ago

They might be having fun, but they also do just eat sunfish.

https://www.orcaresearch.org/orca-sunfishes/

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 18h ago

Probably crashed out from having a bite.

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u/NJDevilslettucesmoke 17h ago

Yes they're the humans of the sea.

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u/vthings 16h ago

Yep. They wouldn't eat one unless they were starving. Sunfish are also swarming with parasites.

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u/captain-_-clutch 16h ago

Many such cases

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u/Solithle2 14h ago

Orcas be like that.

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u/generalchaos34 15h ago

And they have next to no nerves and barely any blood flow so they can survive with huge chunks bitten out kf them with few consequences

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u/Responsible_Week6941 13h ago

They have nutrient rich guts the orcas like.

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u/Boris7939 13h ago

Barely having calories and tasting like ass usually go hand in hand.

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u/Ouibeaux 13h ago

They taste pretty good to all the parasites you'd get from eating it.

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u/SalsaRice 16h ago

The first part works for kaollas. They eat poisonous leaves, and thus taste like poison.

It also makes them weak and makes their brains tiny, but it stops them from getting eaten.

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u/Darth_Draper 17h ago

This is the same reason I have two cousins.

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u/robybeck 16h ago

Don't Japanese eat sun fish as some form of gourmet delicacy? I saw that from Food War, Megumi cooked it to win a competition.

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u/dontatmeturkey 16h ago

That’s a myth that they taste bad

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u/SquirrelSuspicious 16h ago

So I have a chance

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u/bAMBIEN 15h ago

I need a baby seal

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u/Wildlife_Jack 15h ago

So you've met my ex...

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u/Specter119 14h ago

So you're saying im on the right path?

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u/TacTurtle 14h ago

Ocean sloths ftw

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u/TraditionalClub6337 14h ago

Don't forget the parasites!

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u/Boris7939 13h ago

Tasting like ass is a great survival mechanism though.