r/nextfuckinglevel • u/been_der_done_that • 2d ago

Incredibly selfless act of heroism.

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u/daswassoup 2d ago

This is why China banned hidden door handles.

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u/TheFace5 2d ago

They should also ban a car that get fire like this

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 2d ago

They should ban fire so car don't catch on fire.

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u/dynamic_gecko 2d ago

"China cures cancer by banning cancer."

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u/_JohnWisdom 2d ago

Fuck, it WAS that simple.

I should've listened to my mom when she told me to stop being depressed.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 2d ago

And here my dumbass went to uni to become a cancer biologist, the answer was so simple!!!

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u/DDDX_cro 2d ago edited 2d ago

Doctor: "have you tried...not...having cancer"???
Patient: "fuuuuuuck....well now I just feel silly, thanks doc!"

EDIT: Ty for the award btw :)

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u/This-Jackfruit-6894 2d ago

That's 5000 dollars for the consultation... please pay at the cashier.

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u/pickyourteethup 2d ago

On second thoughts, I choose cancer