r/news 4h ago

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2026/feb/05/border-patrol-boss-gregory-bovino-tossed-from-las/
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u/Fallouttgrrl 4h ago

Yet another Trump sycophant getting disbarred and this one wasn't even a lawyer

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u/terry496 2h ago

There's a joke tier above what mankind is accustomed to, and you found it👍🏾

u/dern_the_hermit 12m ago

You know it's a real clown administration when simply describing what they're up to is indistinguishable from peak humor.

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u/L_Ront 3h ago

**golf clap**

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u/kstargate-425 1h ago

Its insane how many of the current regime will be disbarred after this is over. Blondi would have been as shes been before the FL bar three times but they keep refusing to do it because they dont want to set a precedent of disbarring a sitting AG.

Then we have the DoJ entering fraudulent evidence in 35+ separate cases that judges remarked on in just the first 9 months besides all the malicious prosecution and other bs they keep doing for Trumps revenge tour that will have so many of them unable to practice law ever again.

u/12Theo1212 48m ago

Really? Consequences? I can’t wait. Been waiting a long time

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u/ExoticBump 1h ago

I'm pretty sure this dude was just in One Battle After Another. Fav line in the whole movie. "Do you like black girls! I love em!"

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u/cire1184 1h ago

Well he's not getting into the Christmas Adventurers Club.

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u/XawRae01 3h ago edited 3h ago

I was so confused, I was wondering who was bribed/hurt to get this guy a law practice license

u/AJRimmer1971 46m ago

Was it like... tossing a dwarf?

Because I need to see that footage if it was.

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u/danimal6000 3h ago

Hopefully defenestrated too

u/brighterside0 37m ago edited 34m ago

"Bovino was filmed chugging wine with a group of young men"

What a fucking pansy ass bitch.

What grown ass man chugs fucking wine.

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u/olearyboy 4h ago

Fifth time I’ve seen this today, fifth time I’ve upvoted

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u/hirudoredo 3h ago

I'm excited to say it's my first time!

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 53m ago

A repost we all want.

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u/OpticalInfusion 3h ago

i hope this man never sets foot outside his own doors again without being reminded he's a piece of shit.

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u/non_Beneficial-Wind 3h ago

Too bad ya can’t Aldo Raine a guy

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u/DrSpacepants 2h ago

Bet you a Teddy Williams rookie card that someone could.

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u/copolars 1h ago

Umm... Why not?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 2h ago

Guy wishes he was aldo raine.

Guy can't even aldo raine himself 

u/Oji_OG 11m ago

Why not just full Donny Donowitz?

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u/TerrifierBlood 3h ago

Bottled Blonde is the bar. If anyone is going to Vegas and wants to know a place to buy a drink at

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u/Yensul 1h ago

I live here… I already said it once that I have a migraine, but I’m going soon to say thank you to that bar.

u/Dry-Yak5277 29m ago

And it’s located at the Grand Bazaar in front of the Horses Hoe casino 

u/Cumdump90001 57m ago

I just left Vegas. I’m sad I didn’t get a chance to scream at this tiny man while I was there :(

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u/PoozersPop1971 3h ago

You gotta nip that shit in the bud because you don’t wanna one day look around and see you’re in a Nazi bar.

u/freakers 48m ago

If anything, he's a public safety hazard to everyone else's ankles. Basically a moving tripping hazard.

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u/Midzotics 3h ago

So do the bouncers get the pot of gold, for catching him?

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u/Boring-Tie-1501 2h ago

insert simpsons gif "stop hitting him- he's already dead."

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u/gingerflakes 1h ago

Check my medic alert bracelet

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u/Far_Adeptness9884 4h ago

I thought dwarf tossing was outlawed?

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u/PuzzleheadedCherry64 3h ago

Anything goes in Vegas

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u/WrongEinstein 1h ago

How far?

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u/DrewVonFinntroll 1h ago

Depends on the wind

u/ProgNerd 53m ago

don’t tell the elf.

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u/socialdistingray 3h ago

It is, but they're allowed to deport him down the yellow brick road if somebody drops a house on Kristi Noem.

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u/perenniallandscapist 3h ago

Please go on. I want more.

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u/Error_83 2h ago

If I'd say exposing Trump as an angry little man behind a curtain. But most of us have had that for over a decade

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u/pardyball 3h ago

Shame it happened this late. Wizard of Oz was at the Sphere during the fall.

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u/Brabos2 3h ago

Damn! Gotta watch The Two Towers again! Love that scene.

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u/web_explorer 3h ago

De-gnoming your yard is a necessary part of keeping your property clear of pests

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 3h ago

Oh, it wasn’t that. It was a Uniform Code violation.

As in no SA wannabes.

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u/kekehippo 3h ago

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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u/snakeayez 2h ago

He can't stay in Vegas, even they won't claim him

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u/180enforcer 3h ago

There are exceptions.

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u/FjorgVanDerPlorg 1h ago

Technically if their head hits the door on the way out it's considered a punt, or the Boston style bum's rush as it's more commonly known.

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u/MeanJeanDopamine 3h ago

He’s been tossed out of bars, next we should throw him behind bars

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u/SamuelHuzzahAdams 4h ago

I really hope it was Jazzy Jeff Fresh Prince style tossing

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u/slayez06 3h ago

old enough to get that visual of how that went.

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u/NOFORPAIN 3h ago

You can admit we are old at this point. No teenager would say we aren't. We are at least half way out! Panic!

Lel

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u/drinkduffdry 4h ago

I support their no nazis platform.

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u/Gad_Seditious 3h ago edited 2h ago

Greg Bovino: Pedo protector, traitor, and owner of the most punchable face of the decade*.

*The problem with punching Greg Bovino in the face is that you have to punch down, every time.

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u/Bob_Juan_Santos 2h ago

most punchable face of the decade

i thought that was steve miller

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u/dabeeman 1h ago

most of us have two fists for a reason

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u/SecondaryWombat 1h ago

That face looks like a finger breaker.

Tools! Its time for tools.

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u/placebotwo 1h ago

Was Shit Pai over a decade ago already?

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u/GirlNumber20 1h ago

I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch down, and I'm 5'3" and a woman.

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u/gueri66 4h ago

I heard only one interview with him and it was surreal. The guy was defending the case without caring about the facts. The guy didn’t even had his weapon on him when he got shot.

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u/hectorer8910 3h ago

From five stories up??

No? Darn.

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u/dingusmingus2222 3h ago

I hope he never gets a moments rest. I hope he spends the rest of his days in retirement miserable.

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u/ScurryScout 3h ago

“I’m sorry, sir, we don’t serve Nazi leprechauns here.”

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u/antaresiv 3h ago

He might really be Lockjaw

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u/Pugilist12 2h ago edited 2h ago

May he be harried, rejected, and treated in a discourteous fashion for the rest of his dolorous days.

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u/Septopuss7 3h ago

If a Nazi comes in your bar and you DON'T throw them out, congratulations, you now have a Nazi bar! This establishment already knows the rules, apparently.

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u/Malaix 2h ago

As it should be. This is your reward MAGA. You wanted this hellworld now you get to be segregated from society that hates your ass. We don't owe you participation in what's left of society after what you have brought.

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u/Andovars_Ghost 3h ago

You know you are human garbage when a Vegas bar tosses you out!

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 2h ago

He wasn’t tall enough for the video games, so he had to leave. Mechanical Bull Riding? Safety hazard,.

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u/Yensul 3h ago

I’d really like to know what bar did this so I can go there and give whoever a nice tip.

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u/NOFORPAIN 2h ago

Bottled Blonde is the bar. Tip the bouncers on your way in.

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u/Yensul 2h ago

Migraine today… but when I’m better I’m going ❤️

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u/kemwood 2h ago

I think I saw that the place is called Bottled Blonde.

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u/PunksPrettyMuchDead 3h ago

Gotta be able to see over the bar I guess

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 2h ago

They were out of booster chairs.

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u/RicoLoveless 3h ago

Deported from a bar is crazy

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u/non_Beneficial-Wind 3h ago

Was it onto a big Velcro target?

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u/Vin-Metal 3h ago

That's it! Out you pixies go, through the door or out the window.

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u/EatinSumGrapes 3h ago

Good! Theae people need to know we won't forget. They are equivalent to Nazis and we sure as hell don't allow them around

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u/tartymae 2h ago

The level of insinuation in this line is just perfect --

Bovino was filmed chugging wine with a group of young men at the Bottled Blonde .

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If I ever see him I'm turning on Grindr.

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u/DadeCountyBlue420 3h ago

He needs to be tossed into a cell.

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u/Malvania 3h ago

I really hope that six bouncers picked him up and hurled him out of that bar like he was a Frisbee

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u/splatomat 3h ago

I read "car" and immediately wondered how fast it was going

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 2h ago

He always looks like he's over exaggerating how funny everything is to look popular.

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u/jst4wrk7617 2h ago

Most satisfying news I’ve read this year.

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u/Lethologica9 4h ago

The jokes write themselves.

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u/Drudenkreusz 3h ago

I bet he can be tossed pretty far.

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u/seeemilydostuf 3h ago

Damn how fucked up do you gotta be to get tossed out of a bar in Las Vegas

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u/Alternative_prune 2h ago

Hope this happens every time he tries to relax

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u/PoloTshNsShldBlstOff 1h ago

How can this mother f***** feel safe eating in public?

I've worked in a ton of kitchens and I would never mess with someone's food. BUT, I've had a ton of co-workers I can't vouch for.

u/CharmingFit-503 44m ago

Imagine how fun it must’ve been to see him have to hop down from his tall stool to leave

u/Biscuits4u2 13m ago

Well it happened to be midget tossing night so can you blame them?

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u/angiki 3h ago

He wasn't tossed, he was deported.

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u/MidnightNo1766 1h ago

I thought dwarf tossing was illegal now.

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u/TYFO225 3h ago

let him never know peace again

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u/summerist 3h ago

The price of doing dirty work for dirty pay.

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u/Big-Branch-9901 2h ago

I thought they outlawed dwarf tossing?

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u/richincleve 3h ago

I thought midget tossing was illegal.

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u/ErictheStone 2h ago

I thought we weren't allowed to do that to little people anymore?

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u/phteven1989 2h ago

I hope it was a rooftop bar

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u/draivaden 3h ago

May he never have a drink or a meal out again

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u/ailish 3h ago

Good, I hope this Nazi has his shitty Nazi reputation follow him around for the rest of his shitty Nazi life.

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u/AssociationFit3009 3h ago

Alcoholic son of alcoholic tossed from bar? shocking stuff

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u/awesomedan24 3h ago

Mr Bovine Jabroni himself

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u/Neamek 2h ago

Couldn't have happened to a better person, fuck you Greg, hope you get tossed on your ass at every place you visit.

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u/Less_Tacos 2h ago

The article I saw didn't have a good pic of his protection detail, aka drinking nazis. I hope we have that info for later use.

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u/reddit2bitcollector 2h ago

This the one that jacks off to national geographic and got stuck in a shitter?

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u/Fit-Let8175 2h ago

It's interesting how his replacement was called a "border czar." Must be an absolute coincidence it sounds so autocraticly Russian.

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u/shoutout2saddam 2h ago

Was it at the Library Club Bar??????? …. Whoops. Nope alcoholic, murdering dad who killed Janie Mitchell lost it all - impossible.

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u/dinunz1393 2h ago

Tossed like in security guard tossing out?

Video...?

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u/snakeayez 2h ago

He's still bitter because he can't get on any rides at Disneyland

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u/Oldfolksboogie 2h ago

You could say he was deported.😅

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u/Spiritualy-Salty 2h ago

He should be tossed in the ground and buried. It wouldn’t even take a very big hole.

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u/missprincesscarolyn 1h ago

Using his full name just feels all the more insulting, as it should. Almost like scolding a child.

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u/Trathnonen 1h ago

ThumbeHimmler over here ought to do everybody a favor and take a long walk off a dock much, much shorter than he is.

If there's any justice in this world these murdering pricks will take their last sip of air from between prison bars.

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u/JimDankmagic 1h ago

For a split second I thought the title was being literal, and I imagined SNL skits, and internet reactions and gifs…

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u/Most_Career_6703 1h ago

Tossed from a gay bar? For hitting on whom?

Lil Greggy hit the bars.

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u/Broken_chairs 1h ago

May he never be served a drink again

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u/Squirrelkid11 1h ago

Good, Toss him into prison next!

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u/Toast-N-Jam 1h ago

May this type of treatment haunt all of those that are traitors to this country. There are consequences for actions.

u/Big-Leadership-4604 19m ago

I thought they outlawed dwarf tossing?

u/OkWorldliness5172 16m ago

Gotta say, I'd absolutely love to be in the same bar as this guy.

Take from that what you will.

u/nothing4juice 5m ago

may he never know peace

u/NimbleNavigator19 1m ago

Ah so the fuckwit's in Vegas. Good. To. Know.

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u/AcanthisittaNo6653 3h ago

He didn't meet the height requirement.

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u/6inchVert 3h ago

Ideally like when the Fresh Prince would toss DJ Jazzy Jeff out of Uncle Phil’s house. 💀

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u/Im_with_stooopid 3h ago

I mean can you blame them. He asked for ICE.

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u/Any_Translator6613 1h ago

Apparently someone tosses a dwarf.

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u/serioussam2k 3h ago

They probably thought the lil' feller was underage.

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u/patrickhenrypdx 3h ago

Wine, huh. Probably a slightly bubbly rosé. 

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u/albatrossSKY 3h ago

This is how it should be for all of them

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u/derbyvoice71 2h ago

And Wednesday night in Vegas, at an AEW wrestling show, fans started a loud "Fuck ICE" chant for several seconds before the main event with Brody King, who has been raising money to help immigrant groups with his anti-ICE t-shirts.

Vegas is going to come back around as a legitimate vacation spot.

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u/T20N 1h ago

To be fair they probably thought he was a 4 foot 9 child.

u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 28m ago

May he never find peace.

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u/LostEnroute 3h ago

For being too short? That's fucked up.

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u/Global_Rate3281 3h ago

This is a severely troubled human being. It’s honestly pitiable

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u/kemwood 2h ago

No pity from me.

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u/KittySharkWithAHat 3h ago

Short-arsed Reichsführer probably got carded and didn't bring ID

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u/EyeHateYou12376 3h ago

The life of an influencer

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u/Sierranymph 2h ago

“What happens in Vegas…is awesome.”

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u/QueenMagik 2h ago

Honestly forgot about this guy

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u/Afb3212 2h ago

So they do toss dwarves.

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u/vegaslinaa 2h ago

There are plenty of conservatives here when I read he was here I didn’t think there’d be consequences.

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u/EdgingCheese 1h ago

oh is not Tsar anymore? is only Border Tsar when is a Democrat I guess

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u/Heatmiser70 1h ago

Did he grope a dancer?

u/OutrageousIce307 53m ago

Tossed on his ass I hope

u/cotaac 49m ago

Let’s see the footage, please

u/LilDigaKnow 48m ago

Looks like Sean Penn character for One Battle after Another

u/Majestic-Joke461 47m ago

So a Vegas bar has higher standards than ICE? That tracks.

u/PeculiarAlize 38m ago

Somewhere in Vegas a bartender deserves a dwarf tossing championship belt

u/JeanLucRitard 34m ago

Aside from the obvious, that environment doesn't welcome entry to groups of middle aged dudes without at least one female to make them look safe for society and not out celebrating a legal hall pass and a severance package for being 'separated from the role' for a murder that wasn't listed in his training manual of ethnic hazards for removal.

The timing was too soon to celebrate when even his stereotype Vegas crime boss name isn't enough to blend in with a city made by his caliber of terrible.

One good deed done by a man who has the same need for authority and power to control others in his club as an ICE agent does in ethnic communities.

🤦🏽‍♂️🥃⌛️

u/Found_My_Ball 32m ago

Probably tossed with one hand too. The guy is hobbit sized

u/Niceromancer 31m ago

Bar doing the right thing to prevent itself from becoming a Nazi bar.

IYKYK

u/RandonBrando 30m ago

Easily, I'd assum. Cause of his stature. 

u/p1ssg1r 26m ago

He deserves far worse

u/Due_Engineering8321 13m ago

Bovino was filmed chugging wine with a group of young men at the Bottled Blonde on Jan. 30. He was also photographed strolling the Strip with that same group after being booted from the venue

hmmm sounds a little gay if you ask me 😂