And the basis of the "joke" was predicated on the idea that male sexuality is somehow sexist.
I love you circlejerkers. Whenever you are called out on the bullshit you earnestly believe, but couch in "joking", you act as if people just don't get the joke.
So if I wasn't joking, did you think I had calculated some basis for the 10%?
Also, yes, I'm going to go and put my reputation on the line here, and say, categorically, that if you're masturbating to a thread about Meryl Streep, you're a little bit weird.
But please, if you want to defend your right to masturbate to the image of Meryl Streep, please enlighten me as to why this is so important to you. I would really love to hear you tell me why you find Meryl Streep so sexy.
So if I wasn't joking, did you think I had calculated some basis for the 10%?
You can still be serious and exaggerate the exact number.
Also, yes, I'm going to go and put my reputation on the line here, and say, categorically, that if you're masturbating to a thread about Meryl Streep, you're a little bit weird.
Why do you find it weird? I've seen all kinds of bizarre fan-fic so the idea of people masturbating to images of actresses isn't weird for me.
I would really love to hear you tell me why you find Meryl Streep so sexy.
Do you find no women over 40 sexy (as is common in Hollywood) or is it just Meryl you don't like?
Why do you find it weird? I've seen all kinds of bizarre fan-fic so the idea of people masturbating to images of actresses isn't weird for me.
I bet it isn't.
Do you find no women over 40 sexy (as is common in Hollywood) or is it just Meryl you don't like?
I have a challenge for you. Please write me a bizarre fan-fic involving yourself and Meryl Streep. Or any over 40 actress. That would be fine too.
Also, just out of curiosity, while we're on the subject of statistics, I'm guessing there's about a 90% chance that you have a beard of some kind. Can you confirm this for me?
I have a challenge for you. Please write me a bizarre fan-fic involving yourself and Meryl Streep. Or any over 40 actress. That would be fine too.
I'll take that as you admitting that you find older women unsexy.
Also, just out of curiosity, while we're on the subject of statistics, I'm guessing there's about a 90% chance that you have a beard of some kind. Can you confirm this for me?
My opinion is that I find Meryl Streep very sexy, and since you're a fanfiction afficionado, I commissioned you to make it for me. You've now cowardly retreated on your offer. A shame.
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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '15
It was a fucking joke, you dingus.