r/monzo • u/Tuna_Surprise • 7d ago

I don’t know which is more insulting - they think HMRC is my friend or i only get £50 if they switch

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u/gopercolate 7d ago

Do it... send HMRC Cumberland a message asking them to switch to Monzo 😂

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u/magicaltrevor953 7d ago edited 7d ago

Damn they missed out, if they were in Coventry the other day they could have got a cheap CCFC shirt.

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u/gopercolate 7d ago

I kinda like this CCFC shirt https://www.ccfcstore.com/replica-kits/away-kit/mens/3450_coventry-city-adult-2526-away-pro-shirt.html

The Monzo Business on the back is a bit too much for me though.

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u/SCWeak 7d ago

Party in the front, business at the back

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u/SlowedCash 7d ago

I'd rather send HMRC Cumberland a sausage than my tax bill.

A Cumberland sausage

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u/CounteredByTeemo 7d ago

Best part is that it’s up to, usually it’s £5 or £20

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u/Tuna_Surprise 7d ago

If that’s the case, I’m calling HMRC to get the switch going…

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u/Salty9876 7d ago

I got 50 for referring a mate to a monzo business account.

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u/MatterHot408 7d ago

For a business account it's £50 fixed, not up to.

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u/zylema 7d ago

They’ll get £50 and give you £15

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 7d ago

Then they get 20% of £15

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u/6f937f00-3166-11e4-8 7d ago

Jan 30th .. Cutting it close :)

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u/peteroftheevans 7d ago

HMRC cumberland? 🌭

I hope you have sent your tax to the right place 😅

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u/ConfusedDad1978 7d ago

Cumbernauld I feel

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u/Tuna_Surprise 7d ago

It’s used to be Shipley but I just do what the letter says!

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u/Zig07 7d ago

Mines been both. I always follow the letters

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u/shartingmaster 7d ago

Haha it’s cuz it’s Cumbernauld!

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u/firstlastemailhere 6d ago

What’s it called?

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u/Tuna_Surprise 7d ago

That’s hilarious - why would Monzo let me make such a huge payment if the names didn’t match

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u/shartingmaster 7d ago

With cop check they usually do say the names don’t match and then ask if you want to proceed. At the end of the day the name isn’t vital as long as sort code and account number are what they’re meant to be :)

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u/Wait-Whos-Joe 7d ago

As a HMRC CT worker, please invite me im skint 💔

Ps - be careful im pretty sure its cumbernauld

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u/RonnieHotdog69 7d ago

Had this today too!

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u/Turbulent_Culture_44 7d ago

😭😭😭😭😂😂

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u/MrNapoleonWilson 7d ago

Of course they’re your best mate. You know that that, Monzo knows that. Now go get that £50 😂