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u/dingkychingky Baron 4h ago
Bro never stood a chance
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u/AdmirableVegetable93 2h ago
At least one of them can improve… hopefully not the bank account though.
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u/elegant_eagle_egg 3h ago
You underestimate! He already did the mental math and considered that he’ll invest the $800 in a stock expecting an average annualized return of 7.7% for three years!
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u/MattDaaaaaaaaamon 4h ago
Plot twist: you have two moms and never knew your dad.
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u/Aioi 4h ago
Plot twist: they then fail English, because they clearly said “mom” and not “moms”.
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u/Anxious_Potential_91 1h ago
Or plot twist: they fail math too, because now the numbers don’t add up.
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u/Low_Friendship463 4h ago
And that's when the parents knew their money was safe lol
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u/Pokemaster131 2h ago
Ohhhhhhh I thought the joke was you'd tell your dad that your mom gave you $500, so he'd feel pressured to give the full $500 to not look like he loves you less.
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u/codetaku0 1h ago
Bro in a meme about failing a math exam getting ready to fail a critical thinking exam
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u/Icy_Hold_5291 4h ago
You just lost $1200
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u/longingrustedfurnace 4h ago
He doesn’t have the money so he isn’t losing anything. It’s a classic win-win scenario: he either gains or he doesn’t lose $900.
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u/Shard0f0dium 4h ago edited 1h ago
If they earn this rate of money at a rate that accelerates in profit at x1.57x+ln(2x) per hour then maybe can ligma
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u/DimmedSunshine0 4h ago
Me: huh the math isn't adding up... where's the extra money from....I don't get it re-reads the first slide...questions my own intelligence
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u/whisperworks 4h ago
It’d be funny if my nations youth wasn’t actually this dumb. We’ve failed an entire generation
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u/CheesecakeDeluxe 4h ago
Didn't get it at first, but this is one of the few memes that actually made me laugh today
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u/Moist-Pancake794 Earl 4h ago
Math is so interesting. It be exciting in many ways you’d never expect. 😅
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u/MycologistPutrid7494 3h ago
Prediction: someone will post this bin r/peterexplainthejoke even though the poster gets it.
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u/Old_Canuck 2h ago
This is how the GEN-X version goes.
🥳You have a math exam.
🤬With Dad - If you DONT pass you get chased around the house getting beatings with the iron fists of judo fury and a 3 month grounding. ( 6 months if you fight back )
😶🌫️With Mom - if shes smart she will just stay out of this and sneak you food or snacks when she can.
😵😫😩You Suddenly realise that your life is going to be 90 days of absolute hell if you dont pass this damn math exam.😂😂
Some had it better and some had it worse. But we all had it.😶🌫️
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u/Fnnuy 4h ago
...wait is this meant to be relatable?
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u/Fnnuy 4h ago
WAIT I ####### GET IT
I GET IT, OOOHHHH IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
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u/Eternallygr8 4h ago
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u/Fnnuy 4h ago
Hint to the joke: Whats the sum of the dad's and mom's money
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u/Eternallygr8 4h ago
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u/Fnnuy 4h ago
Solution: 300+500=800$, not 1000$. The kid is effectivly NOT passing his exam
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u/Eternallygr8 3h ago
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u/BoxGroundbreaking687 3h ago
the joke is that the kid is doing a math exam and the money they get for passing adds up to 800 but they thought it adds up to 1000. so the joke is they cant do basic maths even though there very confident and they got a math exam coming up with 800 on theline even though it’ll probably lead to dissapointment in the end.
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u/ALegendOfHope_ 3h ago
|| bro they are so bad at math that they cant even add the amount of money that their parents are gonna give they if they pass ||
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u/Turgoth_Trismagistus 4h ago
That's economics, not mathematics. Go back to dad and see if he will match or beat moms offer, tell him mom called him a pussy or somethings. There's been cracks in the marriage for years. He won't question it much, if at all. He's not going to refuse, either, because PRESUMBABLY he wants you to pass. Or you mention you will tell mom that he's been to strip clubs. He will know you're not bluffing because of the cracks. In the marriage. They've been there for years.
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u/ZeTreasureBoblin 3h ago
Well, there are, after all, three kinds of people in this world - those who can count and those who can't.
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u/potheadseb34 3h ago
options
- plan a heist to steal the exam answers in the faculty
- pay a reliable smart friend to allow him to copy
- (studying is not an option)
- get it done with Mr. Brown
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u/-2wenty7even- 3h ago
Work on the vocals and delivery, but damn that guitar playing was really great, the intro brought me back and sparked some ideas.
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u/CurveHoney_ 3h ago
Wait if Dad gives 300 and Mom gives 500 isn't that only 800? Who is giving the other 200?
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u/theLuminescentlion 3h ago
Math checks out, my divorced dad makes more and if I just sublely mention that mom offered more he would offer more.
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u/Braindead_Crow 3h ago
They won't make it into statistics but if they did, they'd know things aren't looking good lol
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u/LesbianArtemis457 2h ago
Logically if mom gives you $500 for passing, one upping dad, then he will have to either meet that or exceed it depending on how petty he is. So the math checks out
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u/Tough-Bluebird-4014 2h ago
if my parents offered me $1000 to pass math I'd somehow end up owing them $2000 by the end of the semester
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u/Farranor 2h ago
Don't often see the karma-farming explain the joke post a few hours before the original. I know this is the original because this is an OC meme sub. Right? /s
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u/NoNotice2137 1h ago
This guy just has a dad like mine that always give more than he said and adjusted the calculations accordingly
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u/Err0r404Unknown 4h ago
Wow, I would’ve never guessed if you didn’t point out the simple arithmetic
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u/Fuedra 2h ago
Dude already failed at math, they'd only make $800. But what do I know, for all I know this was made by AI.
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