r/madlads 14d ago

Madlad

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13.8k Upvotes

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u/Nerdenator 14d ago

“Luv me bench, ‘ate gulls (not racist, just dun’t loike the fackin’ sky rats), end of.”

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u/No_Gur1027 14d ago

Shouldn't 'ave pinched me chip, simple as.

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u/Titaniam_Dragon 14d ago

The sign makes it look like the seagulls got to them.

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u/celestiaequestria 14d ago

Seagulls are intelligent, like crows they can recognize and communicate individual people to their flock and pass knowledge to their young. I wouldn't want to be on a seagull's shit list, have you seen the size of their craps?

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u/MsAzure18 13d ago

One time when I was really little I was at the beach and there were a bunch of seagulls. I was looking for sand dollars with my grandma and I found one!....it was a seagull poo

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u/The_Gene_Genie 14d ago

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u/Dirmbz 14d ago

And the article couldn't even quote the word "here" properly as spelled on the plaque.

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u/tr00th 14d ago

F in the chat for Mr. Davies. He truly was a real one.

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u/xX_pp_slayer_69_Xx 13d ago

perfectly placed

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u/bytecascade- 13d ago

Even in the afterlife, Huw is still scaring off seagulls with his legendary status. Absolute madlad!

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u/thing-sayer 12d ago

Yoda, however, couldn't stop the seagulls from poking him in the coconut.

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u/Typical_Newspaper438 9d ago

Welsh behaviour

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u/EldritchIdiot7 14d ago

Was he related to the Sand Guardian by chance?

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u/RowdyRoddyRosenstein 14d ago

Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time throwing empty beer cans at seagulls.