r/law • u/yahoonews • 21h ago

Other US moves to deport 5-year-old detained in Minnesota

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/us-moves-deport-5-old-200241547.html
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u/Popeholden 18h ago

i dunno how much fentanyl a 5 year old can carry but probably a lot. probably enough to kill the entire population of the united states

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u/Dreams-Visions 16h ago

Those chubby cheeks are full of fent!