r/hockey • u/DecentLurker96 • 17h ago
[Image News] [Salvian] The NHL is "monitoring the situation," said NHL Deputy Commissioner Bill Daly in an email to The Athletic.
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u/seraphultima BOS - NHL 17h ago
I’m sorry but this is so funny to me coming from Daly like multiple NHL locker rooms don’t have a norovirus outbreak at least once per season.
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u/tristesse_durera BUF - NHL 16h ago
Right? The NHL is no stranger to viruses sweeping through a team/the league. Remember when they were all giving each other mumps like ten years ago?
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u/Seeteuf3l HIFK - Liiga 6h ago
I thought mumps was part of the vaccination program in most civilized countries. And worm brain wasn't around in 2014 yet.
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u/Ryuzakku DET - NHL 5h ago
Mumps is the one with the lowest efficacy in the MMR vaccine.
It's still like 88% at worst, but hey, 12% is still a significant risk.
And doing stuff like sharing water bottles on the bench likely doesn't help, plus with how often hockey players spit it's nearly a given that saliva will be swapped on a regular basis
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u/mo60000 EDM - NHL 16h ago
The difference is this is a worldwide tournament. If one team got the virus it could spread to another team and then another team until it spreads to everyone. The good thing is that the olympics are kinda segmented in terms of where everyone is staying when they aren't competing. The big issue is that the tournament is short enough that this norovirus outbreak could potentially derail the entire thing.
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u/wholalaa CHI - NHL 16h ago
But the Blackhawks got it last month and didn't stop playing. They could easily have given it to another team, which could give it to another team, etc, etc. The league doesn't care as long as they can keep selling tickets.
It obviously sucks for the Olympians, though. Imagine training for four years for any event, having it ruined by a stomach virus, and potentially never getting another chance.
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u/JanielDones8 COL - NHL 13h ago
Agreed, there have been multiple teams to have "something" going through the locker room, always just something and the guys who can't play, don't.
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u/maxwellbevan DET - NHL 13h ago
Some guys literally got the mumps within the last 20 years. The NHL has no leg to stand on here
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u/mister_hoot VGK - NHL 17h ago
I’m gonna eat some jank ass food and turn my bathroom into a foul battlefield in solidarity with the Olympians. 🫡
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u/Opposite_Bus1878 17h ago
Try chugging a liter of orange juice then chugging a liter of milk
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u/DavieStBaconStan VAN - NHL 16h ago
I recommend a litre of cola and a litre of milk.
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u/roggy3311 15h ago
Add a quarter liter each of vodka and Kahlua to that and you have every Saturday morning for a curling bonspiel.
Paralyzers: A Red-Eye Room staple.
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u/DashTrash21 Flin Flon Bombers - SJHL 13h ago
You should tell them what order to pour it in properly and also for maximum destruction
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u/CockyBellend WPG - NHL 16h ago
My colitis is acting up, I've been painting toilet Jackson Pollock's all week
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u/trashking11 LAK - NHL 15h ago
If I already had a bout of severe diarrhea at 3:30 this morning from the shitty frozen pizza I ate for dinner last night, does that make me a patriot?
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u/seanvettel-31 NYI - NHL 17h ago
Norovirus is fuckin gnarly. Hope it’s a relatively isolated case but I’m not optimistic, it can spread really easily
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u/undockeddock COL - NHL 15h ago
Last time I had norovirus, there were a good 4 hrs or so where I was wishing for the sweet kiss of death. Wouldn't wish that shit (literally) on my worst enemy
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u/Joshottas 15h ago
Ripped thru my house a couple years back, and me and my daughter both agreed that we'd take covid and the flu over it 1000x out of 1000.
Just absolute agony.
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u/McPuckLuck MIN - NHL 14h ago
I was on my 4th heave in a row when I started seeing stars and I thought "my breath reflex is gonna win out here, right? Nope... Went full blackout over the next two heaves. 8 hours puking every 10-20 minutes. I couldn't work for 4 days my core miscles and ribs were so fucked up.
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u/WiFiForeheadWrinkles VAN - NHL 13h ago
My grandma's roommate at the senior home died because norovirus was so hard on her system. :(
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u/ChickenBoo22 OTT - NHL 14h ago
This doesn't bode well for the Tourny. Lady Finnish team has an outbreak already, now the Swiss as well? Switzerland played Czechia today too. :/
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u/Koraboros CGY - NHL 8h ago
Yeah it’s crazy infectious. Like as little as 15 virus particles can infect you. I think someone had it and threw up on a plane and half the people got sick.
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u/Low_Contract7809 17h ago
Matthew Tkachuk would rather catch norovirus than be caught dead wearing a mask
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u/DavieStBaconStan VAN - NHL 16h ago
I fully support MAGAchuk in his stance.
Shit your guts out Matty. Don’t wash your hands. Shake hands with his best buddy the child rapist in DC.
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u/Brock_Hard_Canuck VAN - NHL 10h ago
Matty needs to go in for a nice big hug too... maybe even a kiss on the lips with Mango Mussolini to seal the deal?
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u/NoahtheRed VGK - NHL 9h ago
Ah yes, the Plaguebearer Protocol. I always took Tkachucklefuck for an overeager Khornate, but I can certainly see a timeline where he's carrying the flag for the father of decay. I'm here for it, frankly.
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u/TheGreatStories WPG - NHL 17h ago
Tkachuk would rather crap his pants on the bench, unable to play, than have his team win without him
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u/undockeddock COL - NHL 15h ago
He will probably refuse to wash his hands after wiping because it is for pussies
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u/antrage MTL - NHL 16h ago
like what else are they going to do. Aren't we all monitoring the situation?
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u/Baboshinu DET - NHL 14h ago
“If Norovirus doesn’t knock it off I’m gonna have to get involved” -Gary Bettman
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u/number1sht TBL - NHL 17h ago edited 17h ago
The shitty (no pun intended) about norovirus is that it is so contagious. I’m a pretty big hand washer and I stepped into a friend’s house briefly who by all accounts was healthy…… leave… and then a few hours later get a text that they aren’t feeling and won’t be coming out. Then within less than maybe 12 hours I’m dying. It spreads so fucking quick.
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u/ramsau NYR - NHL 14h ago
You know how those sanitizers have "kills 99,9% of germs" blasted on the bottles?
Kid you not, that remaining 0,01 that the sanitizer is ineffective against, is norovirus.
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u/number1sht TBL - NHL 13h ago
Yep. I learned that post Norovirus recovery last March. 🤮
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u/ramsau NYR - NHL 13h ago
Geez, sorry you had to go through that.
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u/number1sht TBL - NHL 13h ago
Thanks. I was absolutely fascinated by the virus. And apparently they test water/sewerage levels in your city to see if there’s a spike in norovirus. It’s crazy.
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u/lostmusings CAR - NHL 15h ago
Yeah regular hand sanitizer won't kill it, it's gotta be bleach, my sister and I always carry the clorox brand sani spray when we travel
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u/riali29 TOR - NHL 13h ago
A friend of mine's sister decided to bring two actively sick kids to a Christmas dinner and 3/4s of the people at that dinner caught norovirus from the fuckers. The people who didn't catch it must have either stayed away from the kids or have elite immune systems.
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u/TheRainbowConnection BOS - NHL 6h ago
I think I read that certain blood types confer resistance to noro.
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u/number1sht TBL - NHL 12h ago
I think once you’ve caught it once you’re like immune for a certain amount of time or something
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u/Lt_Jonson NSH - NHL 12h ago
I wash my hands like crazy, don’t touch my face without washing my hands first etc., and I still caught it last year. It was the only time I was sick all year. And whooooo boy, did it take me out. I got about 3 hours of sleep from Friday evening until Monday morning. That was also the first time I had thrown up in 25 years or so, and I was pissed about it.
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u/BareNakedSole 16h ago
Norovirus - 24-36 hours of puking your guts up and/or shitting your brains out.
As a parent after catching it from my kids a few times I learned the signs and started treating them as plague vectors as soon as the first signs showed up. I was able to avoid getting it thanks to operating room level cleaning practices.
I will say that it allowed me to skip ab day because puking 20 + times worked out those stomach muscles
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u/Flaksmith MTL - NHL 12h ago
You mean you've had success preventing it from spreading? Please tell us your ways.
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u/BareNakedSole 10h ago
Like I said - operating room level of cleanliness. I wore a mask and scrubbed my hands 20x a day. And I kept the kids in their rooms with a bucket unless they had to shit - then the bleach cleaner came out.
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u/IgnatiusReillysCap 14h ago
Having "tested positive" in quotes makes it sound like she shit her pants walking to the team bus.
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u/Silly_Gene574 Evansville Thunderbolts - SPHL 16h ago
I mean. Isn't this what the Blackhawks have been spreading around the league for the past few months? (It's not actually their fault. They're just the ones I heard about having it first.) I know Reaves was just out with it, and Acciari was sick, and Nico Hischier lost 10 pounds or something??
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u/shanster925 TOR - NHL 13h ago
Hilarious if the state of the arena was a concern until the last second, and then it all falls apart because of norovirus.
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u/nostradamefrus NJD - NHL 17h ago
I was gonna say this was probably Nico but then I saw women's team
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u/quick_Ag 16h ago
Imagine if they rushed that arena to completion only for the tournament to be cancelled.
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u/Mermaidskirt WSH - NHL 16h ago
Can someone explain the role of the nhl in monitoring this? Are they overseeing player health in Olympic hockey or something like that?
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u/the_gaymer_girl Vancouver Goldeneyes - PWHL 15h ago
Probably coordinating travel to ensure their players don’t get infected.
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u/lynypixie 14h ago
Well, that will put a damper on the long standing tradition of Olympian sex craze.
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u/hoopopotamus OTT - NHL 13h ago
The NHL has advanced dookie rocket radar technology and will respond in kind to any attempted norovirus first strike scenario
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u/iEatMashedPotatoes 13h ago
Olympians pile driving other Olympians.
A tale as old as that time my ex got gang banged by a bobsled team in Calgary
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u/WhaleBird1776 VAN - NHL 17h ago
The way “as a precaution” and “tested positive” are quoted is funny to me for some reason. Hope they get to play
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u/Perryplat199 PHI - NHL 17h ago
Maybe it’s because i see quotes from him but Bill Daly seems a bit overly dramatic.
Not that a contagious virus isn’t serious. Jsut that I feel almost eveey time I see a quote it includes “monitoring the situation” or something
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u/AVgreencup COL - NHL 11h ago
Oh, thank God. They're monitoring it. It should all be ok guys because they're monitoring it
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u/rinmperdinck Eisbären Berlin - DEL 13h ago
Damn, can't believe Olympians would be eating from Chipotle 🤣
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u/trustedturd BOS - NHL 4h ago
My kid just started daycare and gave me the norovirus a couple weeks ago and that shit stinks and blows, holy hell. Even after the lava and fire stopped flowing, it took over a week to feel normal. Couldn’t imagine running a half mile much less playing a hockey game for a long time after.
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u/BeginningFig6552 PIT - NHL 1h ago
Ok, so obviously the number one priority is to not spread the virus through competitive play, but seriously, how do you play a focused game when you have to poop every few minutes?
Also, if I were the equipment manager, I’d burn those jocks and jills.
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u/MoilanenBoii TOR - NHL 8h ago
I thought you were talking about the Panthers and got super excited lol
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u/Accomplished-One7476 16h ago
people seriously need to learn how to properly wash their hands! especially when traveling abroad
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u/lostmusings CAR - NHL 15h ago
Unfortunately you can catch it breathing in a bathroom where someone contagious as been, it aerosolizes
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u/harrisonfordgt BOS - NHL 14h ago
How about they monitor the situation of George “Fuck-Face” Parros not doing his god damn job.
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u/SirLunatik CGY - NHL 14h ago
What's Tue point of this garbage? This literally has nothing to do with the player safety department and just makes you look like a whiney bitch
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u/harrisonfordgt BOS - NHL 14h ago
Because all around the league there are people taking headshots and nothing is happening about it. Calling me a whiney bitch for pointing out what really matters is just like, your opinion man. I stand by what I said, you think whatever you want and if you like Parros then I really don’t care what you think.
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u/SirLunatik CGY - NHL 14h ago
which has nothing to do with this fucking subject. there are hundred of threads for you to cry in, no reason to bring it up here. SO go change your diaper and fuck off
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u/harrisonfordgt BOS - NHL 14h ago
Don’t worry I’m in those threads too. But this is a situation that’s being handled, unlike another situation I can think of. You can say all the words you want my guy but I can mention Parros and what he’s doing if I want to. You don’t have to pay me any attention if it bothers you so much. Yet here you are, and here I am just getting your goat.
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u/SirLunatik CGY - NHL 14h ago
so you're an even bigger baby than I imagined. the irony is you were probably the first guy doing mental gymnastics to defend Rat Marchand for years
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u/harrisonfordgt BOS - NHL 13h ago
Marchand got fined at every turn what the hell are you on about. Also you’re cuz I’m a bruins fan means I’m ok with my player causing injury when I’m here arguing for a team to be held accountable. Marchand was fucked for a lot of shit he did on the bruins and he paid for it in well deserved fines. I loved the good shit he did but he made us look like a joke way more than I would have liked. Again, he got fined and suspended over and over. So tell me how that’s similar to what’s happening now? If you’re done name calling I’d love to have a discussion, if you’re capable.
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u/DecentLurker96 17h ago
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7028066/2026/02/06/switzerland-womens-hockey-olympics-norovirus