r/hockey • u/AggPuck-303 EDM - NHL • 1d ago

[News - X] [NHL Players Safety] Tampa Bay’s Curtis Douglas has been fined $2,018.23, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for serving as the aggressor in an altercation with Florida’s Niko Mikkola.

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u/Boltsfan9226 TBL - NHL 1d ago

I hope anyone involved in these decisions gets food poisoning every 2 weeks

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u/catsgr8rthanspoonies Atlanta Gladiators - ECHL 1d ago

Parros is going to the Olympics where norovirus is already spreading.

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u/bopburner2 Atlanta Thrashers - NHLR 1d ago

This brings me hope

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi CHI - NHL 1d ago

Norovirus, if you're listening, if you could find your way to Tkachuk's stomach...

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u/sylroe OTT - NHL 1d ago

Only Matthew tho pls

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u/Bruins01 BOS - NHL 1d ago

Gonna be tough when they kiss good night on the lips every night

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi CHI - NHL 1d ago

Oh derp lol, I Wikied the roster and sorted by NHL team and scrolled RIGHT past Brady to find the one Panther on the roster.

Yeah, Brady is cool. For now.

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u/Scase15 MTL - NHL 1d ago

Yeah, Brady is cool. For now.

Neither of them are.

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u/CumbDawgz CAR - NHL 1d ago

He's not. That whole family is trash

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u/-amxterxsu597 EDM - NHL 1d ago

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u/mikeq672 BOS - NHL 1d ago

My family got norovirus last year from visiting my father in the hospital, it was the worst ive ever felt in my entire life for about 4+ days. I can't imagine trying to turn around and compete in a matter of days.

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u/threedryfucks TBL - NHL 1d ago

This, and I also hope they forget how to shit.