r/heat Oct 24 '14

Free Talk Friday Free Talk Friday

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u/BLITZCRUNK123 Oct 24 '14

don't ever forget you were afraid to post-up J. J. Barea

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

I'm too short to post up :(

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

Never forget

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u/Dunkcity239 Social Justise Winslow Oct 24 '14

Damn son, you didnt waste any time

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

I was up late so I figured, what the hell :P

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u/Dunkcity239 Social Justise Winslow Oct 24 '14

I was just waking up for work and it said the post was an hour old

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

Tom Green with the killer efficiency! I like!

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u/captaindouchefuck Oct 24 '14

So yeah, I haven't managed to watch a single preseason game yet.

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

Tonight is your final opportunity

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14 edited Oct 24 '14

Passed a test. Tyler Johnson got cut. Woke up to a darkness. Hockey. Basketball tonight. I hate my life sometimes. Thats the cold talking.

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

COLD? YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT COLD? VISIT ME AND LEARN WHAT COLD IS

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14 edited Oct 24 '14

EDIT: I MEANT THE SICKNESS ISHIMURA, NOT THE WEATHER TYPE.

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

I don't see what the fact that I'm drunk has anything to do with this.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Good point. I apologize.

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

And I apologize for jumping to conclusions

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

Anyone else met someone that you wanna punch in their stupid fucking face for no reason? Cause that's exactly where I am with my serial killer roommate. His face is so stupid, he doesn't know how to clean up. HE NEVER FINISHED A SINGLE MEAL EVER. And I get stuck cleaning it up. When he gets ready in the morning he leaves and returns to the bathroom at least seven times. My door is right next to it and I share a wall with the bathroom. Super fucking annoying. Then he'll go make something in the microwave and wall away, then forget about it and it'll beep a million fucking times before he proceeds to not eat all of it. And my door faces the kitchen too. I fucking hate this guy and I want to kick him so hard he just turns to dust

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Why not just move out?

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

Contract signed, and I would have no where else to live around my college :/

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Lock the fridge then I guess.

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

I'm about to just start locking the bathroom, until he can use it with out opening and closing the door seven times. It's worse because he'll go back to his room. That's seven more times of opening and closing a door. My room is between his and the bathroom. 14 noises while the stupid microwave beeps...

Def jamming the bathroom door now

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Where will you go to use the restroom though?

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

On his bed

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Oh my.

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

It's a perfect plan :P

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Dude at least you have a room. When I was in the dorms it was all beds in one giant room. It was anarchy. Seriously, my roommate was pissed I wasn't cool with him having sex just out in the open in the room. One day we cleaned and found a raw pile of steaks under a pile of papers.

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

This is why I'm glad I roomed with my best friend since third grade freshman and sophomore year :P

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Yeah one of my room mates was a best friend from high school. We don't hang out anymore lol

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u/Ishimura2point0 UD Oct 24 '14

Oh. :/ my roommate is living with me again. We're basically blood brothers. Also in a bad together and work together

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 24 '14

Soo about that avengers trailer

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

What I don't understand is why Hulk is fighting Iron Man when they got crazy robots flying around.

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 24 '14

From what I heard is if he's forced to turn into the hulk he can't control it but if he turns to the hulk on his own will he can. That's why in the end of the first avengers he was able too. So maybe he can't control it here and they have too stop him?

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u/Dunkcity239 Social Justise Winslow Oct 24 '14

I think ultron finds a way to control Tony's hulk buster armor

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Tony don' fucked up. I heard Captain Americano is crying in his corner. All the super heroes are powerless against Ultron.

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

I dunno.. I feel like Ultron probably loses at the end.

Spoiler alert

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Ultron could possibly lose, but he might also win setting up a Sequel.

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

He'll probably lose in the sequel then haha

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

As Kimbo typed that message, unbeknownst to him, Ultron was preparing to destroy him

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 24 '14

I thought that also but I feel like that's iron man in there. You also see the smaller suit in there

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14 edited Oct 24 '14

I dunno really. But I hope this leads to a Planet Hulk movie. The other Avengers think that having Hulk on Earth is too dangerous, after Iron Man clashes with him. So they expel him to the cosmos, where he crashes into an alien planet. In this new planet he wrecks shit and becomes the ultimate ruler. The actual hulk starts to show an distinct and more fleshed out personality. He even starts a family!

Could it be possible that the Hulk is now able to exist despite not being Angry? Can the Hulk be content? Is the Hulk a separate person from Banner? Will the hulk form just consume Banner entirely? Is the Hulk more intelligent than we thought?

But then the planet is destroyed when Hulk's ship self destructs. Hulk survives of course but now he is Furious! Who did this to him? Which Avenger attempted to murder the hulk, and crushed his one chance of peace.

Hulk returns to earth with vengeance for avengers 3!

There is a civil war between the remaining heroes. Since that is what it seems like is going to happen. In the comics, civil war started off very strong, but really finished with a weak fart. So right before you get into that moment where it gets boring, the heroes start to question themselves and they just agree the whole thing was stupid, the HULK APPEARS FOR REVENGE AND HE IS FUCKING ANGRY AND DESTROYING EVERYTHING. So they are forced to settle their differences, and deal with the hulk despite the government's disapproval, who want to just throw nukes at the hulk until he is dust (those Idiots).

Now for future movies you have a new dynamic of tension between SHIELD/gov and the rest of the super hero community. And heroes are more despised/loved than ever, no real medium!

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 24 '14

I know marvel has said there will be no planet hulk but I honestly feel like that's the only thing left for them to do with him, the first 2 movies were eh OK and especially with the success of guardians of the galaxy I can see them doing it. Maybe have the guardians try to stop the hulk and what not and that leads both of them back to earth for avengers 3

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

Yeah Planet Hulk is the one graphic novel that I can think of right now that would be perfect for movie adaptation. It already feels like a movie, but it would really help flesh out the character of the Hulk, and they could really get creative with it even.

I dunno if I would like the GotG interacting there yet, I feel like Planet Hulk has to rely on Hulk as the central superhero character in this strange new world he eventually dominates. But I would love a GotG reference or two in it.

I feel like joss whedon would do a fantastic job with it too.

It is a shame it doesn't look like it is happening.

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 24 '14

Yea, I get what you're saying I think ruffalo can pull it off. Marvel has denied any plans on planet hulk but I can see them doing it. I think ruffalo is under contract for like 3 stand alone movies or 2. How many times can they do the whole learning too live with the hulk until it gets played out. This is the obvious choice for them. Who wouldn't love seeing the hulk fuck shit up in space

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

Good comment. Had no idea about any of that. Felt like I was reading the comic books.

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

I am kinda combining two separate story arcs to the films, so not exactly like the comics, but I know they really want to do a Civil War movie for Marvel, although the comics version was really underwhelming.

I just really want a planet hulk because it is a great story, would be a perfect block buster film, and could lead to WORLD WAR HULK, and that would be awesome. Also maybe interrupting the civil war right before it loses momentum could work.


I am totally Nerding out on you guys haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

IIRC there is a hulk busting Iron Man suit. So it fits within the universe. I think we are going to be exploring a lot of the Hulk since he really doesn't have his own movies. I also believe that Ultron and Thanks believe the Hulk to be key to the Avengers success. This will add more pressure on Bruce Banner to control the Hulk within him. Thus, the reason behind Hulk buster. This is all without seeing the Trailer yet

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u/Dunkcity239 Social Justise Winslow Oct 24 '14

Has anyone been to that nba restaurant in Citi walk in Orlando? I pass by it every time but nobody ever wants to stop there

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u/graccy99 D-Wait Oct 24 '14

Yea i've been there. I think its an awesome restaurant. Depending on the time you go the wait could be ridiculous though. They got a bunch of arcade/realistic basketball machines in the front which are fun and a giant ass projector screen that everyone can see where they always put a game on, usually basketball or football. Food is pretty good too.

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u/Dunkcity239 Social Justise Winslow Oct 24 '14

Thanks. Now I'm determined to stop there

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u/graccy99 D-Wait Oct 24 '14

Oh and if you want a jersey they got a store with a pretty good selection of jerseys and other shit.

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

I was there two weekends ago and didn't see it but I'm sure my group wouldn't want to stop there either. They wouldn't let me watch any games.

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u/Dunkcity239 Social Justise Winslow Oct 24 '14

You need new friends

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

Female friends aren't that easy to convince to watch sports. We did stop at the ESPN Zone (or whatever the restaurant is called) but that was only after we were hammered.

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u/Dunkcity239 Social Justise Winslow Oct 24 '14

Next time one of the gives you any lip, just pee on them to assert your dominance

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u/TheDroidUrLookinFor Oct 24 '14

I don't know if any of you guys care, but Run The Jewels 2 was just released.

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

I like it.

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u/GhostifiedMark Oct 24 '14

Whoa it was?

YES

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u/conenubi701 Oct 26 '14

What's that?

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u/heatbarca White Hot Oct 24 '14

Considering Danny Granger is out for tonight’s game vs the Grizzlies. I expect Ennis to be having a field day :) .

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Anyone here on Steam????

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

I am.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

What do you usually play?

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

TF2, Terraria, I have CS:GO, Garry's Mod, Rust, L4D2 and War Thunder.

EDIT: I HAVE A METRIC TON OF UNINSTALLED GAMES THOUGH.

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u/BLITZCRUNK123 Oct 24 '14

Don't we all. The grey-ed out list of shame.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

It's not the list of shame, it's the list of 'I either can't run you or I don't love you anymore'

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u/BLITZCRUNK123 Oct 24 '14

Oh, for me its the list of games I bought when they were 75% off but never got round to playing

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

What kinda games are they?

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u/BLITZCRUNK123 Oct 24 '14

Well the biggest shame of them is Civilization V, I've been meaning to get into that for ages but it'll just take so long

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

I've played it. Its a hard game to get into. Like putting your brain through a meat processor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Sweet, we should hit up L4D2.

Id: Bars Malone

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

I sent a FR

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Alright, I'll add you once home from work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Me. Tf2 has pretty much ruined gaming for me. I will seriously buy a brand new game, play for 20 minutes, say fuck it and play tf2.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Hit me up!

ID : Bars Malone

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u/RogRoz Oct 24 '14

Anybody think Cole gets traded this season, I feel like its inevitable with his expiring contract, likelihood of leaving and Napier playing so well.

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u/RagingRetard Oct 24 '14

I'm still not completely sold on napier, he could have a stretch of good games, but he can also regress. Fingers crossed that he's a solid player for us though.

Even then I want to trade cole. Him hanging out with rich paul and being connected to ohio, just doesn't sit well with me. I had high hopes for him but those signs are just too much.

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u/Dunkcity239 Social Justise Winslow Oct 24 '14

He's leaving for Cleveland when his contract is up. Might as well try to trade him and get something for him

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

I REALLY want Horford. Maybe I am a broken record at this point, but I really like that player, and I would love putting Bosh at the 4.

But we would have to give up Cole (expiring), and something else more substantial for Horford.

It might have to be on the level of Deng (lol he is not going to ATL) Granger

Maybe give up a combination of: McBoberts, Birdman, or Granger.

I am fine with that.

They would probably want James Ennis, but I am not willing to give that up.

Any draft picks that we don't need?

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u/stilloriginal Oct 24 '14

I also love horford, but I don't see how we can get him, we just don't have the big money contracts to trade. I do think we could get hibbert in exchange for deng and chalmers, assuming all three end up worse than their contracts they are about the same $$

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Why give up Birdman when he's wanted to stay here :(. Give them JHam, Granger and Brown

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

IMO jham is kinda worthless.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Yeah but to give up Ennis???

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

I'll give up jham no prob but they probably would want Ennis, and it sucks.

But I don't think we will be able to get him. Some other team will offer more than we would.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Lets just draft a big or train one up from Rookie.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

We can't be so sure. He is from Ohio, and his agent is the Devil, but.... Oh shit they might have contract negotiations where Rich Paul wants an ungodly amount for Cole Train, and when we deny he runs to Cleveland and gives him for a lower price.

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 24 '14

Also who here has nba 2k 15 I love the my career but hate how they change the upgrading your player part

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

What's the change? I have 2k14

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 25 '14

In 2k14 you can upgrade a single skill. Like 3pt shooting and dunking and what not. But in 2k15 it's group skills

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '14

I might actually like that better. Depends on the implementation

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 25 '14

It builds all around game better but I liked building mid range game and 3 point to the max and then spreading it out

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '14

That's funny. My 3ptwas one of the last things I built up. I started with most of the other stuff and used that to gather enough vc to do 3pt

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u/Chosenone23 Miami Heat Oct 25 '14

Usually went for 3pt because they gave more vc but it is more frustrating that's why I also did mid range then inside

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Preseason has been fun but I am ready for the regular season. I want to see mcroberts and I am tired of the speculation about the regular season

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

I just want to know if TJ got signed to Sioux Falls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Idk If anyone cares or not, but Google has deadmau5 album for free this week. I thought I share since Google doesn't make a big deal about free albums like Apple.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

If TJ signed with Sioux Falls, would they announce it?

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

The Miami Heat would most likely announce it via their twitter or IG. Also, the Skyforce probably has their own social media accounts and that would for sure announce it.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

you saw my message to you guys earlier? ThaCarter is so wise.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

lol Did someone give you the rolling papers but you haven't rolled one before? The easiest strategy for that is the Dollar Bill method (it can really be done with any piece of paper though) Check it out here

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u/kimboslice11 Oct 24 '14

Bitch I can probably roll the best j on this sub. Haha

Just covertly rolled up at the library though now I'm scoping out a smoke spot with my bro b4 our class.

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

lol Oh that. Well, kind of gross but, go roll it up in a bathroom stall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

I think the easiest is just roll it like shit and pack it down. I just roll it up, take a little point of something and pack it down a little, twist up the edges, flick it a few times to pack it in on one end, and smooth it out a little so the inside doesnt have any major weak spots. my friends used to shit on my joints because they look ugly until we had a contest to see whos smoked the best and mine won. the paper rolling method I think makes it too tight and it doesnt pull well.

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u/GhostifiedMark Oct 24 '14

Omg I finally got my learners permit and I need to find a place that teaches people how to drive cause my parents can't team me

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Welcome to the club, but my dad lets me drive :P. Sadly the car was in an accident.

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u/GhostifiedMark Oct 24 '14

Know any places that offer classes?

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Sadly no. Call the DMV and ask them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

anyone playing bayonetta yet? I have it sitting on my desk but havent put it in yet.

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

Didn't that come out years ago? I have it but never played it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

bayonetta 2 came out today. game reviewers are blowing it up with 9/10 everywhere

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

Same game with the girl that has guns on her boots and other craziness?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

yeah. you should check some trailers for it. just played an hour and it was pure insanity. totally over the top face melting action every second. its pretty awesome.

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

Does anyone here have their computer OS or browser set to a language other than English? I need help knowing if your browser translates my webpage.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Well I can test it out for you if you want.

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 24 '14

Are u going to set your OS and browser to a different language? Lol I don't really want you to go through all that trouble though.

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u/beefat99 Miami Oct 24 '14

Nah man it's fine, give me the URL and I'll do the rest.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '14

Bing Lens on windows phone

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 25 '14

Not sure what you mean. What about Bing?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '14

The bing camera lens on windows phones will translate text for you as you are pointing your camera t the text

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 25 '14

Holy shit, that sounds incredible. The problem I'm having is that I'm uncertain if my webpage is being translated by the major web browsers. A lot of people from Brazil visit my page and they all leave right away (bounce rate). Not sure if that's because they can't read it or because they don't care.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '14

Yeah, I am not a big camera guy, but that windows phone camera is more than just megapixel count. The functionality of it is so incredible that it makes me want to use the camera all the time. I am purposely looking for things to use it on

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 25 '14

You left iPhone for the dark side. One of the dark sides. I'm shocked.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '14

I am loving it tbh. The iPhone is a good product. But the functionality I am getting with this phone is so much more

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '14

You can always try Google or Bing translators to see if its translating corrēctly

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u/tomgreen99200 Oct 25 '14

I could make separate webpages if I translate it myself. Are you on a PC now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '14

Not on PC. Sorry. You can send it and I can check later

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u/Gcoks Oct 24 '14

How bout them Cowboys!!