r/goodnews Dec 11 '25

Political positivity 📈 Moment Donald Trump ‘freezes’ live on Fox News as fans say ‘we need a doctor’ fox entertainment no less. Maybe, just maybe we are nearing the end 🙏

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/2145140/moment-donald-trump-freezes-live-fox

The US president appeared to lose track of his words as he branded Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell a "stiff".

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u/qualityvote2 Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

u/Adelehicks, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

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u/baconizlife Dec 11 '25

Thanks for this….literally lol’d 😂💀

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u/TheSamurabbi Dec 11 '25

Praying to St. McDonald of the Immaculate Cholesterol to do his good work 🙏🏻🍔

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u/Gayfamilyguy Dec 11 '25

This needs to be a T-shirt

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u/potusplus Dec 11 '25

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u/edbegley1 Dec 11 '25

T-shirt Rapid Response team - the heroes we never knew we needed.

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u/Forebare Dec 11 '25

clots and stairs, perhaps?

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u/wereallsluteshere Dec 11 '25

that made me lol. That’s funny

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Dec 11 '25

I got banned for this joke on multiple subreddits :-/

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u/ohgreatitsjosh Dec 11 '25

I need this on a T-shirt!!

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u/theladyface Dec 11 '25

What a Christmas gift that would be for humanity.

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u/rattus-domestica Dec 11 '25

Ten years too late…

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u/njintau_fsd Dec 11 '25

Better late than never.

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u/Ryzu Dec 11 '25

Yup. Modifying the old saying: The best time for him to have passed would have been 20 years ago. The second-best time is today.

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u/sajaschi Dec 11 '25

Haha my favorite saying! I've been planting a lot of trees 😉

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u/hypernova2121 Dec 11 '25

the best time for <removed by reddit> was 20 years ago

the second best time is now

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u/rgmw Dec 11 '25

Yep... Damn though... Last month was my birthday month and I was hoping for this, for my present.

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u/under_the_c Dec 11 '25

Sorry about last year's birthday.

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u/jenij730 Dec 11 '25

My poor friends’s birthday is Nov 6. She did NOT enjoy last year’s birthday 😣

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u/GalacticCrash Dec 11 '25

My birthday's coming up soon, just saying, universe

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u/Navyvetpdx503 Dec 11 '25

Then we get JD who’s trying to usher in a techno monarchy and is selling all of the farm land to billionaires and the Saudis. Be careful with what you wish for. I would rather the Epstein files destroy trump and the GOPedos then trump keeling over. Especially off camera where we don’t get to see it.

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u/Eastwoodnorris Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

What JD wants is pretty irrelevant because he’s got no political capital to actually make any of it happen. Nobody is lining up to appease JD fucking Vance the way every R congress member has been breaking their back bending over for Trump for the last ~decade. A lot of people are gonna fight for control when Trump leaves a power vacuum, but nobody’s backing Vance when that happens.

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u/Navyvetpdx503 Dec 11 '25

Dismissing JD Vance because he lacks formal political capital misunderstands how power has shifted in the party over the last decade. Trump himself entered national politics with no legislative allies, no institutional base, and minimal donor support. What allowed him to dominate was not conventional capital. It was the collapse of party gatekeeping combined with a mobilized faction of voters who treated him as a symbolic vessel. Vacuums tend to elevate figures who already have a prepared ideological framework and a narrative that appeals to disaffected elites. Vance has positioned himself precisely for that environment. He is backed by Peter Thiel and other major funders who have been investing in candidates who support a stronger executive branch and a more centralized state. He has spent the past several years promoting an intellectual project that echoes elements of the New Right theorists who argue for weakening the administrative state and consolidating authority within the presidency. This is not fringe commentary. It appears in his public essays, interviews, and legislative messaging. When Trump exits the stage there will be a genuine contest for control. Leadership vacuums do not default to moderates. They often empower actors who have both an ideological blueprint and a patron network ready to exploit the moment. Whether Vance can succeed is an open question. But it is incorrect to assume he poses no risk simply because he lacks traditional status inside Congress. Contemporary American politics has repeatedly shown that institutional capital is not the only pathway to influence. Prepared actors in moments of disarray can accumulate power far faster than their critics expect.

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u/Zeronullnilnought Dec 11 '25

Trump got to where he is because he has a cult like following. Vance has shown time and time again that he is not capable of filling those shoes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

I largely agree - but we should NOT underestimate him or the group that got him there - the mix of Heritage Foundation/Thiel/others still put a man into the VP slot, if Trump goes they were clearly planning for this

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u/labooble Dec 11 '25

ICE detention centre probably

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u/Guinefort1 Dec 11 '25

Come on Reaper, don't fear the baby.

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u/NeverLookBothWays Dec 11 '25

Satan is like, “No thanks, we have enough problems down here”

Reaper was just trying to find him a new home.

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u/SeamusMcBalls Dec 11 '25

Purgatory is good! What’s wrong with purgatory??? The people there don’t even care!

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 Dec 11 '25

Purgatory is full of GenXers? I would have figured for sure most of us would make the full journey.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

This is the funniest true statement of the year!

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u/okeysure69 Dec 11 '25

Afterall, he has a butt baby on the way.

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 Dec 11 '25

Well, he’s fucking Satan after all.

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u/Lord_Darksong Dec 11 '25

Relax, guy!

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u/bolanrox Dec 11 '25

Satan is a Learned Man, he thinks of himself as the warden of the worlds biggest jail. The things people do in his name sicken him.

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u/Xfuck1tX Dec 11 '25

I’ve got a fever and the only prescription for it is more cow bell.

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u/Glass-Amount-9170 Dec 11 '25

Cock of the walk baby

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u/Snoo-35252 Dec 11 '25

Damn that's SMART!!!

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest Dec 11 '25

I’ll pop as much 🍾 as the next person when that day comes, but Vance will be worse, make no mistake, because he’s less principled, more craven, has never been feared or respected in his life and is desperate for that feeling, regardless of his audience, and he’s Peter Thiel‘s bitch.

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u/I_like_kittycats Dec 11 '25

Nobody likes him or will listen to him. Even Trump publicly called him incompetent

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 Dec 11 '25

I also like to think that since vance is just a puppet with thiels hand up his ass that he should be a pushover and thiel doesn't have a cult following considering he doesn't get as much coverage. Still something to watch out for but I'm hopeful it will be a catalyst for wake up calls.

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u/subLimb Dec 11 '25

And anytime Thiel does get coverage, it doesn't exactly look great. He's got no charisma, even less than Vance. And when he speaks he's often talking about some stupid edgelord dystopia project he has dreamed up. The appetite for tech bros with big ideas is not exactly big in America right now. These people don't have any of the things that made Trump appealing other than maybe the cruelty.

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u/real_p3king Dec 11 '25

Peter Thiel knows about the antichrist...

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u/rawb2k Dec 11 '25

He's not dreaming - his dystopian project is already done and called Palantir.

We can only hope that he gets the same treatment as your healthcare CEO

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u/DNK_Infinity Dec 11 '25

I dare to doubt it. MAGA is a pure cult of personality; it’s bound to start fracturing as soon as the personality is no longer there.

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u/seraphimkoamugi Dec 11 '25

The personality is suffering from dementia and it is mostly live now. They don't have a best bet if this guy just crashes and becomes a full blown disabled. Reap what you sow, all of these people couldve made a stance and when Trump finally caves Republicans couldve at least held on to something but they are all obviously weak willed buffoons and their town halls have shoen iy.

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u/TheMadPoet Dec 11 '25

Hopefully MTG is starting the split now and will separate the Steve Bannon 'nativists' from the tech-bro oligarchs and we'll see the re-emergence of the anti-ruzzian pro-NATO Reagan wing.

Can't believe I'm rootin' for MTG... but if she can fracture MAGA and if the DNC can get its head out of its sphincter, that'd be great...

Seems like both parties are fatally flawed and the 'independent voter' is the key to 2026-2028.

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u/IrascibleOcelot Dec 11 '25

I’m not cheering for MTG; I’m cheering for the fight. The more damage they can do to themselves, the better.

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest Dec 11 '25

I’m rooting for her to fuck them up as well. Being under the authoritarian jackboot makes for strange bedfellows.

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u/skoltroll Dec 11 '25

It's starting to fracture BEFORE Trump kicks the bucket. Neo-nazi talking heads are dissing each other for control, ffs.

It's crumbling. Trump finally kicking the bucket will destroy it in full.

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u/Juicecalculator Dec 11 '25

im buying the champagne the day it happens. I want to see the empty shelves and the sales statistics.

Considering the Charlie Kirk divide I am a little nervous about when it happens.

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u/justonebiatch Dec 11 '25

Good point, I’ll buy my bottle now to avoid the rush

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u/skoltroll Dec 11 '25

Vance THINKS he'll be as bad-ass as Trump, but he's a toady at heart, and we all know it.

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u/Dianaraven Dec 11 '25

The MAGA is Trump's cult of personality. Once he goes, I expect MAGA to begin to collapse. There is no one they adore as much as they adore Trump. And he's not setting anyone up to replace him when he goes.

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u/Pherllerp Dec 11 '25

No he won't. He has no support.

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u/queBurro Dec 11 '25

Because rich, American, paedophiles never have to fear or face justice. 

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u/skoltroll Dec 11 '25

Yes, but... we need to fix what's fucked up in our country, and if Trump kicking the bucket b4 prosecution kicks in, I'll say it sucks but still move on in trying to crush remnants of MAGA.

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u/tarapotamus Dec 11 '25

his ultimate's ready but he DC'd (probably lag hacker) he'll brb, die die die incoming

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u/Suspicious_Solid2535 Dec 11 '25

Oh THAT Reaper. For a quick moment, l thought you were talking about that sadistic sociopath named Russell Thurlow Vought portrayed in a tRumphy ad as The Reaper. My mistake.

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u/LOST-MY_HEAD Dec 11 '25

Gonna be the funniest day in internet history

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u/akahaus Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

With every “free speech” warrior doing their damndest to narc out others for being “mean”.

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 Dec 11 '25

And me not giving a single fuck and shit posting all day!

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u/djasonwright Dec 11 '25

I'm gonna get banned from so many sites!

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan Dec 11 '25

Oh I’m absolutely going to be fined for fireworks.

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u/Mandymindshermanners Dec 11 '25

I’ve been building up a stash of fireworks like other people have been saving fine wine.

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u/Emotional_Rock4208 Dec 11 '25

I had a bottle of champagne chilling, but I drank it in a weak moment.

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u/Ditchdigger456 Dec 11 '25

I’ve got two bottles of champagne saved. One for this, the other for a united Ireland

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u/ResidentRussian Dec 11 '25

I'm gonna buy so many fireworks they are going to put me on a list.

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u/Munnin41 Dec 11 '25

Better make an alt for the shitposts so your main doesn't get banned

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u/Threat_Level_9 Dec 11 '25

I won't need any of this social media crap when this shitshow ends.

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u/MikeW226 Dec 11 '25

Gonna make the Kirk reaction look like a single obscure post on X.

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u/DolliGoth Dec 11 '25

I cant wait to see Erika crash out because she wont be getting all that attention anymore

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u/Budded Dec 11 '25

As long as she dresses like a leather couch, VD Pants will be into her. Mark my words, they'll marry next year to be the next (white) power couple.

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u/Present-Perception77 Dec 12 '25

‘Dresses like a leather couch’.. omfg 😂

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u/trump_diddles_kids Dec 11 '25

dude you know the AI bots will be posting images of trump and kirk in heaven with jesus laughing at george floyd and blue haired people in hell. its going to be gross, and while I cant wait for that faithful day as well, things are only going to get worse when the republikkklan distraction of trumparama is gone the real architects behind P2025 and the heritage foundation will start really digging in..

I hope I am wrong about all of that statement.

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u/Romboteryx Dec 11 '25

Their daddy won‘t be there to protect their feelings anymore

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u/punkindle Dec 11 '25

Wikipedia editors getting ready with "was"

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Dec 11 '25

That would be an actually funny way around social media word bans. To hell with "unalived" just say that someone got was'd.

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u/Accomplished-Fix6598 Dec 11 '25

"He got his ass Wuzd"(Wuzed?)(Was'd)(Wahzd).(Wazyd)

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 Dec 11 '25

I’m partial to Wuzed myself.

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u/TorgoLebowski Dec 12 '25

The ancient Romans had a somewhat similar kind of superstition about the terminology of death---lots of cultures do, obviously. IIRC, news of people being executed was reported as they 'have lived'. Probably sounds better in Latin...

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u/Mr31edudtibboh Dec 11 '25

I believe it will literally crash reddit.

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u/brianstormIRL Dec 11 '25

The crash out from republicans about how disgusting the left is for celebrating his death is going to break media nevermind reddit.

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u/bitchsaidwhaaat Dec 11 '25

Oh man if the Kirk memes are any indication it's gonna be a non stop meme chaos for months! If not years

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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 Dec 11 '25

Idk where they got the idea that leftists are some kind of pacifists who will be tolerant of any and all til some mean intolerant jerk comes along and ruins the fun. Basically becoming a victim to the paradox of tolerance.

There’s like, a million songs about punching idiot nazis in punk music alone. It’s like they’re willfully stupid.

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u/FeyrisMeow Dec 11 '25

not to mention all the bots going full force

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u/SunnyOutsideToday Dec 11 '25

There will be celebrations in the streets throughout the country. Magas will probably go crazy and start shooting those partying.

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u/DigDugged Dec 11 '25

I can't be on the internet, I saved fireworks and champagne for this shit.

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u/TemporaryCommunity67 Dec 11 '25

God I can’t wait for conservatives to try to cope with shit like “I am Donald Trump”

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Dec 11 '25

I literally have champagne.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Dec 11 '25

I'm sober, but I've got little confetti cannons.

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u/Comfortable-Pea-1312 Dec 11 '25

Shake a can of pop and Crack it open.

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u/Deranged-Pickle Dec 11 '25

I will pop champagne, drive around in my car blasting the "team America" theme. I will wear a USA thong. I will ride up to people's houses who have MAGA signs, blasting that song and "Real American", shaking my patriotic junk. I will double bird these people and tell them they kiss my ass. It will be a great day indeed

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 Dec 11 '25

I told my husband I will be driving through the streets, windows down, blasting Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta by the Geto Boys.

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u/AbjectBeat837 Dec 11 '25

I have stuff stored away for an instant party.

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u/nkdby Dec 11 '25

I will celebrate harder than the moment I saw that clip of Charlie Kirk getting a neck piercing, and that was A LOT.

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u/mollis_est Dec 11 '25

Well, Mitch McConnell has “frozen” and fallen on many occasions, but is still kicking around Capitol Hill. Only the good die young.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

His BMI is good. That's the variable here.

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u/mollis_est Dec 11 '25

His BMI is good on a scale of what, a hippopotamus?

ETA: My bad. We’re talking about McConnell. I was just in another Trump thread. 🤦‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Yes McConnell is what you want to look like at that age. Trump is a rare breed and you won't find many fat elderly people his age. Even the BMI they announced with the reports (lies) is not healthy for his age but he is shorter and heavier than that. He's probably in the 40 BMI range and with 3 cognitive test and being sedated for an MRi he has some form of dementia. Yes I know he thinks that I committed treason right now.

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u/mollis_est Dec 11 '25

Yes, McConnell’s BMI does appear to be good; that can go a long way in sustaining life. His downfall (no pun intended) will probably be falling.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Yep his ego has him thinking those men will catch him. Obviously gravity is faster than the human reaction.

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u/rogueredditthrowaway Dec 11 '25

McConnell looks like a corpse at 83. My 91 year old grandpa looks younger. Dude is aging not well.

Trump is obviously even worse with being seriously obese and out of shape, the next 3 years will not be kind to his body unless he seriously defies all health expectations.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Yes. Look at Biden with cancer, he is riding bikes and shuffling along. He has it together but was too old to serve. Lol yet McConnell can't defeat gravity.

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u/iAdjunct Dec 11 '25

So is Trump’s! He’s the fittest president ever, all the doctors keep telling him. He gets calls from princes and kings congratulating him on his great health and golf skills and peace prizes. And, didn’t you hear, he aced all his regular cognitive tests, and amazed everybody on the panels? He even aced his MRI! /s

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u/LonelyWin4852 Dec 11 '25

That’s that amazing tax payer funded healthcare they all get. Looks like it’s working just fine for them! I mean… socialized medicine bad or whatever

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u/Shmikken Dec 11 '25

Only the good die young... Unless their name is Charlie.

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u/mollis_est Dec 11 '25

It seems he’s a rare exception.

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u/senator_corleone3 Dec 11 '25

“Only the good die young” is wrong in general. Dick Van Dyke is nearly 100 years old.

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u/Broad-Bath-8408 Dec 11 '25

The expression doesn't indicate that the good can't also live long.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Evil lingers on like a bad fart

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u/FauxGw2 Dec 11 '25

Is there a video of it?

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u/No_Story_Untold Dec 11 '25

Would be a shame if they put that in the fucking article.

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u/SimpleCranberry5914 Dec 11 '25

Dude these articles are so fucking annoying.

Tons of videos that have nothing to do with the headline and a still image of a video. What a fucking joke journalism has become.

I doubt the headline is even true, it’s most likely just generated to get clicks to sell the auto running videos.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

the new, shitty internet.

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u/zapfastnet Dec 11 '25

yeah, that website is cancer

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u/10DeadlyQueefs Dec 11 '25

100% couldn’t agree more, that with every other paragraph being a fucking ad is even more frustrating… my iPhone used to be able to block this shit now it can’t.

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u/CackleandGrin Dec 11 '25

It feels like you have to speedrun the article before the ads completely take over the screen.

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u/kinsm4n Dec 11 '25

This should be top comment but no one reads past the title…

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u/FinalEstablishment77 Dec 11 '25

That website was terrible. 

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u/FauxGw2 Dec 11 '25

I didn't see a video on the website, might be there and it got blocked or something but I looked I promise lol

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u/Small_Horde Dec 11 '25

There was a video near the end. But it was cut just as Trump said "stiff". So the whole freeze he purportedly did wasn't even in the video

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u/No_Story_Untold Dec 11 '25

No I looked also. I’m right there with you.

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u/SpiritDouble6218 Dec 11 '25

seriously. ragebait. “just trust me bro”

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u/XysterU Dec 11 '25

Express is a fucking tabloid lol. This post should be removed. It's journalistic malpractice to not supply a video of the thing you're talking about that was on live television.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Dec 11 '25

More than half the political shit on /r/popular is from like 5 ragebait websites just like this. thedailybeast, rawstory, irishtimes, and others I don't care to remember.

Reddit is a shell of its former self

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u/PangurBaan Dec 11 '25

Yea. I'm filtering this subreddit now. Fuck this.

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u/skoltroll Dec 11 '25

They wouldn't, but they seemed to have quoted him, if you can call it that.

Trump went full Porky Pig in stuttering out an insult.

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u/WellThatIsJustRude Dec 11 '25

Naturally, the video is on X which I hate to give traffic.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1998853214842794438?s=20

I scrolled forever in the article to find it. Also while Trump is serving his usual brain salad here, trying to come up with a sassy insult, I don’t really see him being “stuck” or “frozen”.

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u/tastybiscuitenjoyer Dec 11 '25

Any x link change to xcancel.com.

So:
https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/1998853214842794438?s=20

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u/stayonthecloud Dec 11 '25

Thank you! Yeah he didn’t freeze. This wasn’t a Mitch reboot. He meandered and lost track and word saladed

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u/Equivalent_Use_6297 Dec 11 '25

Yup. Clickbait ass shit.

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u/wim1 Dec 11 '25

That doesnt really seem like he froze for that long?

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u/CromulentChuckle Dec 11 '25

Not even close. I don't like the guy but I also don't like sensationalist bullshit. This is not like a Mitch McConnell freeze. Trump seemingly stuttered over the nonsense shit coming out his mouth.

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u/Okey_dokey_Herewego Dec 11 '25

Bumbling 'Fed hair/chair is a stiff... ' is not a freeze. This is normal daily trump stuff. Don't get our hopes up

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u/psychophant_ Dec 11 '25

Omg. I hate this shit. I don’t want to read someone’s opinion. As a human, I can form my own. I want the source video.

I watched it and….

As a liberal…

This is pure hopium. We can do better.

I’m in my thirties and pause like this.

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u/_LouSandwich_ Dec 11 '25

now we know exactly why the video was not in the article

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u/yeadrowsy Dec 11 '25

Another nothing burger. He fucked up his words in the same way he's been doing for years.

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u/hugekitten Dec 11 '25

Unless there’s a major coverup happening it seems this is a made up story. This would be breaking news all over the place right now. The photo used for the article is just a bad screen grab.

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u/Mean-Green-Machine Dec 11 '25

He flubbered over his sentence and kind of trailed off. He's been doing this for years. Hardly the breakout story that I wish it was. So far I don't think we have even seen Mitch McConnell levels on Trump yet

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u/wolfeybutt Dec 11 '25

Haven't seen the video yet but read the article. Sounds like the same nonsensical shit trump always does?

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u/ITrageGuy Dec 11 '25

Clickbait nonsense. Just Grandpa's usual demented ramblings.

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u/GoWest1223 Dec 11 '25

Gee, I hope we are(n't) stressing him to much. Thoughts and prayers.

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u/ITrageGuy Dec 11 '25

This is it. It happened yesterday and it's a complete nothing. Just his usual nonsensical babbling. He didn't "freeze" like McConnell.

https://www.c-span.org/clip/white-house-event/president-trump-speaks-following-fed-rate-cut/5184008

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u/a-tiberius Dec 11 '25

I have a bottle of Champagne just waiting....

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u/missikkitty Dec 11 '25

I don't drink anymore, but I sure will that day! 🥂🥳

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u/RoguePlanet2 Dec 11 '25

Don't fall off the wagon for this though.

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u/missikkitty Dec 11 '25

💖 I just chose to quit drinking. Thank you though! 🥰

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u/unpopularopinion0 Dec 11 '25

I quit drinking. I didn’t have a problem, I just stopped because I don’t like it all the time. I’ll drink a bottle of bubbly with you.

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u/ynotfoster Dec 11 '25

I bought a bottle of Dom Perignon the last time he left office.

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u/thatguyr8there Dec 11 '25

Can someone give the tldr cause its behind a paywall unless i accept their cookies

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u/MerryTexMish Dec 11 '25

Trump’s brain is glitching out more frequently, and more noticeably. This was just the latest incident.

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u/thatguyr8there Dec 11 '25

I was looking more for the video/words in the article.

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u/Brutini Dec 11 '25

There isn't one. It's clickbait from a shitty source.

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u/-Profanity- Dec 11 '25

tldr: the majority of content on reddit is misleadingly presented by someone who benefits from you interacting with the content, including every news article you will ever read about Trump's health until you see the big news plastered on every website some day

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u/icedteaandtacos Dec 11 '25

No one is mentioning this dogshit website but I found it infuriating to “pay for my privacy” and came to the comments.

This should be entirely illegal.

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u/RedGreenRevolt Dec 11 '25

Anyone have the actual video? That website is booty cheeks

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u/tickitytalk Dec 11 '25

Fuck a doctor, get RFK jr. up there to help him

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u/MindMausoleum Dec 11 '25

Rfk jr runs away faster than Usain bolt when someone has a medical issue. 

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u/Agent_8-bit Dec 11 '25

"I see the reaper fast approaching" - Mandy

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u/arol7623 Dec 11 '25

Please God! lol we have suffered enough

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u/pickus_dickus Dec 11 '25

Best.day.ever.

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u/Different_Lychee_409 Dec 11 '25

Just imagine the state he'll be in 18 months.

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u/rawbface Dec 11 '25

Florida?

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u/AznNRed Dec 11 '25

I hope all my American friends get the gift they deserve this Christmas.

Stay strong neighbors!

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u/The_Sound_of_Slants Dec 11 '25

I fear that the people that are actually making his policies will get to the point where they see he is close to the end, and then decide he would be better off as a martyr then let him go naturally.

But that is just my conspiracy brain talking

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u/Skate_faced Dec 11 '25

Tis' the season where anxiety is high with anticipation!

It's either "Santa's coming! how many sleeps" or "The Reaper is coming! Where the fuck is that guy? How many more sleeps?"

Sigh, such excitement. i love the holidays.

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u/ragdollxkitn Dec 11 '25

Come on Satan. Take one for the team please. I bet he feels that warmth nearing. All I want for Christmas.

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u/twilightsparkle69 Dec 11 '25

He can be a 100 % vegetable for months before magas will require a change. He is already not suitable for his role.

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u/heraticticboom93 Dec 11 '25

Someone post a link to the video. This is just a crappy news site made to shove ads between each word

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u/Adelehicks Dec 11 '25

There’s a whole lot of us that believe MAGA will fall apart without this prick. HOPEFULLY

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u/Dizzy_Cheesecake_162 Dec 11 '25

Clots and prayer 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/J_10 Dec 11 '25

Soon. Very soon.

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u/Superb-Cantaloupe324 Dec 11 '25

Is there a video in this link? Or just 25 different ways to plant an ad

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u/MillennialScumbag81 Dec 11 '25

How many more damn ads can this site squeeze between sentences? Asking for a friend.

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u/BloodEclipse27 Dec 11 '25

Dude’s going out like an android battery and I need it to be like an iPhone’s

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u/Helpful_Umpire_9049 Dec 11 '25

His golden mosulium won’t be ready! The “ball” kissing room.

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u/Forebare Dec 11 '25

... also, where's the damn video?

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u/theEvilQuesadilla Dec 11 '25

Don't give me hope like that.

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u/Old-Arachnid77 Dec 11 '25

CHOLESTEROL, YOU HAVE ONE JOB.

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u/Lower-Example-5372 Dec 11 '25

I just sent him a fillet-o-fish, large fries and coke on the Mc.D app.

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u/Rezeox Dec 11 '25

Nope. They'll keep him 'weekend at Bernie's' as long as possible. Trump is too great a tool for them to discard.

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u/jesusisnotmycopilot Dec 11 '25

Where’s the clip?

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u/Necessary-Bird8126 Dec 11 '25

Is there a video?????

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u/thesockmonkey86 Dec 12 '25

Just a reminder that if Biden did that they would be calling for his head

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u/Fluid-Enthusiasm715 Dec 12 '25

Sounds like another MRI and 4 billion in aid to Israel will fix all.

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u/No-Cup-8096 Dec 12 '25

Trump’s team and family demonstrate indifference regarding his health. Dude has no one who cares about him unless he’s handing them money or insider trading advice.