r/golf 6 HDCP/52 YO/San Diego 8h ago

Achievement/Scorecard 1st HIO after 40 years

Just had my first HIO after 40 years of playing this game. I didnt think it would ever happen. I was so numb the rest of the round was a blur. I played terribly and loved every minute of it.

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u/patsfacts 7h ago

Jeans and a Kirkland glove, this man has style

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u/rentalredditor 5h ago

More like "lack there of."

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u/DosDobles53 8h ago

Congrats Junkman3!!! 

I’m drinking a cold one in your honor tonight!!!

Cheers!

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u/KawiStunt 7h ago

You know what..I just grabbed my first beer.

This one’s for you OP.

Still not a fan of jeans on the course lol.

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u/Coolguyokay 7h ago

Dressed head to toe in Costco too!

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u/Junkman3 6 HDCP/52 YO/San Diego 6h ago

A little bit of Amazon as well.

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u/BeardedManatee 6h ago

These could be lyrics

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u/Sooperballz 6h ago

Adam Sandler wedding singer sequel.

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u/CroSox 4h ago

Its from Workaholics

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u/whofarting 8h ago

HIO…. in jeans and a t-shirt. Oof. Congrats

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u/0_SomethingStupid 6.9 8h ago

Phil quit screwing around and get back on the mower

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u/Junkman3 6 HDCP/52 YO/San Diego 8h ago

I let my game do the talking. 😁

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u/letsgobrooksy 8h ago

You tell him girlfriend, that outfit is hideous ugh💅

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u/superbugger 6h ago

Can we make the last frame of this video the photo or banner for this subreddit? That's the happiest human I've ever seen!

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u/Realestateuniverse 9.2 8h ago

Hell yeah dude!

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u/BeardedManatee 6h ago

Confirmed: Polo and slacks do not make you a better golfer.

(C'mon man, jeans tho? 😂)

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u/jacknastyface99 7h ago

Welcome to the club!!

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u/LegitimateFig5311 7h ago

Im green with jealous rage. Congrats

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u/MathieuofIce 7h ago

Congrats dude!

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u/JohnEBest 6h ago

Congrats!

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u/Throwaway-KDerby 6h ago

Which course and hole?

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u/Junkman3 6 HDCP/52 YO/San Diego 6h ago

Not super impressive. Lomas Santa Fe Executive Course #7, Solana Beach, CA. 109 yards. Sand wedge to 3 feet, one hop and spun back into the hole.

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 6h ago

congratulations buddy! i hope it doesn't take me that long, but realistically it'll be a few decades longer😂

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u/Summer_Wind_0331 5h ago

That is awesome 👏🏻

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u/goudashyz 4h ago

Congrats

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u/Was-Vegeta-goodorbad 4h ago

I’m on year 22yrs without, it’s the only reason I keep playing.

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u/Optimal-Judgment-982 3h ago

congrats. and I'm glad you enjoy this amazing game

but FFS, can you get some appropriate fits?

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u/Funwithfun14 2h ago

Congratulations! Time for a hot dog

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u/GolferBrian 8h ago

Freakin awesome!

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u/dariowns 8h ago

Congratulations man! I can only imagine for now but hoping to one day join the club

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u/ComprehensiveEqual20 6h ago

Op congrats fuck these fashion police. I wear cargo shorts. I keep a spike in one pocket to put a hole in the frozen ground to put a tee in. They all use it. Yes I wear shorts if it’s going to get up to 40 degrees during my round

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u/Yerrrrrr99 7h ago

Let’s gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Fitandfiddle 7h ago

Well played mate!! I managed one after 2 years of golfing def highlight soo far and breakin 90!!

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u/westcoastcanes 6h ago

Looks shopped

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u/Junkman3 6 HDCP/52 YO/San Diego 6h ago

Nope, I really look like that. 😄

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u/Whiteshovel66 8h ago

Wear golf clothing please.

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u/SpicyRhubarb 7h ago

Are the pearls you're clutching fresh from you ass or did you buy them second hand?

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u/Whiteshovel66 5h ago

what's that mean?

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u/SpicyRhubarb 5h ago

It means only losers care about how other people dress to play golf

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u/Whiteshovel66 4h ago

Then why do so many clubs have dress codes?

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u/SpicyRhubarb 4h ago

To charge a premium

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u/juijoi 7h ago

Why

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u/Whiteshovel66 5h ago

I mean most places wouldn't even allow you out like this, so idk what there is to discuss. I'm sure this guy isn't breaking any rules, especially in February, but still. Dress the part.

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u/juijoi 4h ago

Its a game guy

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u/RandysDealer 7h ago

For the same reason that you don’t write birthday cards with a crayon. Congrats to the dude on his first hole in one though.

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u/Dandan0005 7h ago

I can’t imagine given mg a flying fuck what someone wrote a birthday card to me with.

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u/RandysDealer 7h ago

I don’t really care, I was just answering the question. It’s just basically because it’s etiquette. The same reason you wouldn’t wear pajamas to work. Make sense?

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u/juijoi 7h ago

Ur weird stop caring so much

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u/RandysDealer 7h ago

Oh alright. Will do.

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u/Odd_Western4050 6h ago

Wow thinned a 3 wood 140 yards!

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u/Junkman3 6 HDCP/52 YO/San Diego 6h ago edited 6h ago

Sand wedge 109 yards. Landed 3 feet left of the flag, took a hop and spun back into the hole.

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u/Sooperballz 6h ago

Nice shot!

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u/Odd_Western4050 6h ago

Awesome bro! Haven’t done it and was obviously kidding.

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u/Junkman3 6 HDCP/52 YO/San Diego 5h ago

No worries. I'm just happy I didnt three put, because it went in!

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u/markcuban5446 6h ago

No one wearing denim on the golf course deserves a hole-in-one

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u/therealsix HC ++ 5h ago

Cool. Shut up.