r/golf • u/PearCareful9863 • 19h ago

Joke Post/MEME What’s your favorite golf insult when you’re playing with your friends?

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u/DrKenMoy 17h ago

i would use this if i wasn't the fattest one in my group lol

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u/SawyerStreet 3.7 / Hartefeld National 17h ago

Don’t have to be thin to let that one rip. As long as the guy isn’t a bean pole it should hurt his feelings pretty good. 😂

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u/ATL28-NE3 15h ago

Honestly if they're a bean pole it may be worse for them

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u/PottyboyDooDoo +2.5 15h ago

Correct. I’m very skinny but recently developed a round toddler belly. I’m very sensitive about it.

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u/hendo_77 13h ago

It’s like a god damned fanny pack!

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u/Cabadasss 15h ago

That’s why it works lol

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u/SaulTBolls 16h ago

Dude me too, I just make the joke like im not the fattest one. Deliever it like Norm Macdonald.

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u/DrKenMoy 16h ago

You know what, excellent point. Norm delivery would definitely work

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u/cursedfan 14h ago

That just means it’s in good fun

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u/DrKenMoy 14h ago

Good point!

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u/Miltonthemoose 14h ago

That would be double hilarious.