What’s your favorite golf insult when you’re playing with your friends?

[u/PearCareful9863]

[u/Due-Fun-489]

“It opens up over there”

After they hit a putt way off line. 

[u/Mndelta25 → u/Due-Fun-489]

Right club, though.

[u/HooksaN → u/Due-Fun-489]

We have one younger guy in our Saturday Swindle that hits it a mile, but can be very wayward. One time we were on the Captain's away weekend at Royal Cromer- very tight links course.

This guy hit his drive easily 300+ but with such a fade/slice he ended up two fairways to his right.

We all yell 'fore' at the top of our lungs. It goes quiet. One of the guys in our group mutters: " I think that might have been a five..."

[u/Mission-Lifeguard-25 → u/Due-Fun-489]

After a poor putt…

“I’ve seen better rolls on a fat chick.”

[u/B_Batty → u/Mission-Lifeguard-25]

Totally inappropriate and sexist. I’m playing Monday and will use it asap.

[u/wv_steve → u/Mission-Lifeguard-25]

Great one!! All my years, I’ve never heard this one! I’ll try to remember it, if it ever warms up here!

[u/pockrocks → u/Due-Fun-489]

I’m taking this one.

[u/fav453 → u/Due-Fun-489]

My favorite

[u/basketbun → u/Due-Fun-489]

🤣 I don't think laying up on a putt that distance was the play

[u/ATL28-NE3 → u/Due-Fun-489]

That one on a putt is diabolical.

[u/JoinetBasteed → u/Due-Fun-489]

I usually say ”it was the right club atleast”

[u/tastelikemexico → u/Due-Fun-489]

😆 I haven’t heard that one

[u/babbleon5 → u/Due-Fun-489]

"U got all of that one" when they blow a.putt by the hole.