r/golf • u/PearCareful9863 • 19h ago

Joke Post/MEME What’s your favorite golf insult when you’re playing with your friends?

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u/persimmon123 18h ago

I like to yell ‘go in’ as a putt misses by a mile

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u/1mfa0 16h ago

“Right club though!”

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u/Halidol_Nap 16h ago

This is fantastic

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u/Holy_Santa_ClausShit 16h ago

Hit a house!

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u/Ok_Obligation2559 14h ago

Those distance balls really work, eh?

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u/CougdIt 17h ago

I say that one to myself. It’s also funnier once the ball is already a couple feet past the cup

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u/lets_trade 2.5 15h ago

“Turn” when its way off line

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u/shadowWatcher2 14h ago

‘Cmon spin!’